Is OP a liar? Is it okay to have sex with children in the house? Brief but entertaining slapfight in /r/TIFU (np.reddit.com)

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48 comments submitted at 05:33:25 on Aug 24, 2014 by fly1ngorb

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  • BCProgramming
  • 34 Points
  • 07:11:18, 24 August

"Sex with children in the house"

Has a much different meaning than

"Having sex while children are in the house"

  • [-]
  • Knin
  • 4 Points
  • 08:49:40, 24 August

A comma after the word sex also helps things.

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  • carl-is-bad-
  • 7 Points
  • 14:01:12, 24 August

Except that would be an improper use of commas.

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  • tha_real_stabulous
  • -7 Points
  • 15:09:29, 24 August

Wait, are you seriously advocating prescriptivist grammar rules over clarity of communication? My distaste for grammar pedants has reached new heights.

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  • carl-is-bad-
  • 5 Points
  • 15:17:31, 24 August

No, I'm not. English is entirely descriptivist; this doesn't preclude precedents, however. My statement is indicative of generally accepted rules which make for easy communication. Or, a better way to say it: I'm indicating comma usage guidelines, not rules, and the reason we have those guidelines is for clarity. I don't give a shit if he uses a comma or not, but according to popular preference, it would be improper usage. Certainly not the end of the world to use a comma improperly; nor is it the end if the world to reference popularly accepted guidelines. You can relax on that particular self-righteousness.

And the way to make the sentence most clear would be to change the wording to "when there are children in the house."

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  • [deleted]
  • 1 Points
  • 15:27:42, 24 August

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  • vi_sucks
  • 1 Points
  • 15:31:37, 24 August

Of course he's advocating sex with children (in the house). Who wouldn't?

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  • carl-is-bad-
  • 1 Points
  • 15:31:06, 24 August

No. I'm saying I would advocate for neither and use the wording I indicated at the end of my above post. There aren't only two options.

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  • tha_real_stabulous
  • 1 Points
  • 15:40:07, 24 August

Lol. You're right. Anyways, I thought you meant you liked the original title just because it didn't misuse a comma. My bad.