/r/conspiracy weighs in on the Zoey Quinn fiasco by focusing on the tough issues: whether or not she needs a boob job. (np.reddit.com)
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109 comments submitted at 23:44:26 on Aug 19, 2014 by IAmAN00bie
/r/conspiracy weighs in on the Zoey Quinn fiasco by focusing on the tough issues: whether or not she needs a boob job. (np.reddit.com)
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66 ups - 0 downs = 66 votes
109 comments submitted at 23:44:26 on Aug 19, 2014 by IAmAN00bie
You need me to do an AMA or something? Oh no, how dare I comment on the body of someone who posted it all over the internet?!?!?!?!
Tell you what, next time I post a picture of my fat ass and hairy balls all over the internet you can comment that I might want to consider a ball lift. The difference is I will not take it personally because I didn't just get through f%&$ing half of the Kotaku staff...lmao
holy fuck are you brave
It's like you are trying to be every neckbeard stereotype. Are you mad that a m'lady put you in the friend zone again?
Hear that? He got laid! Last night! He's been laid LOTS of times! He knows his way around some titties, is what he's trying to tell you! (They feel like bags of wet sand! See!)
I wouldn't mind if we could stop virgin shaming as an insult. Tons of assholes have plenty of sex and tons of great people struggle to find a partner. It also perpetuates the idea that men are only as valuable as the women they have sex with.
I didn't mean to virgin shame here. I was making fun of the way he leapt right to the "I've had lots of the sex!" defense right away.
That said, I completely agree with you and think you are right!
Unlikeable and unattractive people tend to be virgins, but yeah it's just kinda low-effort, especially considering the dude outed himself as married in the linked thread if you read it.
What message do you think it sends if you tell people that are unattractive and unlikable that they will be more valued simply by having sex? All that leads to is depression and sexual assault.
^ This is what passes for a good post these days in SRD.
Good god. Reverse edgy is the new edgy. Be sure to invest your bitcoins accordingly.
I'm married fool. Got laid last night. That's probably why I don't get all bent out of shape everytime someone comments on the body of a girl who posted naked pictures of herself on the internet.
I'd dig through your history to point out that you're lying but it really just isn't worth the effort like, at all.
Someone else already did just that
Guys a liar.
Maybe he's just such a charismatic ladies' man that he got remarried REAL fast. That post was a month ago, after all.
He plays CoD, so we know he probably got with someone's mother.
Shit was so cash.
/r/thathappened
>I'm married fool. Got laid last night.
Really? I thought your wife was dead a month ago? Which is why you were doing a "general strike" against corporate America? Have they called you and begged you to come back, by the way?
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Seriously? hehe
5 questions:
Why?
Go away
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My wife is about to be home so I will have to start it tomorrow. I'll show her this, we'll have a good laugh about it and then play some Call of Duty, so I won't be on much longer.
Have a good night folks ~_^
Wow, sorry for your loss, when did you remarry since the death of your last wife?. Good to know you found love again.
http://i.imgur.com/c9X6n.gif
normally i would celebrate this excellent and hilarious post digging but now i just kinda feel bad for our fat widower friend.
or wait maybe this is all bs i don't know what to believe
It's pathetic that you behave like this at your age.
Have some self-respect.
>then play some Call of Duty
2pro4me
Did you wife have to be get a boob job before you married her?
For the upcoming AMA, I need to know the top female celebrities you would not bang. It's important that you share this information.
I'd like to suggest that he add the reasons why he doesn't want to bang them. For example, does he think Kate Upton's left leg is shorter than her right leg? Things like that.
lol
I'm a geologist, with a hot wife and 4 cars. I'm sure that beats your Xbox , fleshlight, and two pair of semen encrusted pantaloons. I only go into /r/conspiracy to make your comrades my bitches. I have a certain set of skills that makes guys like you delete your comments. I'm more uncomfortable than corn in your pisshole. Most of you bitches that pretend to be smart by using derogatory language are 12 year old multi chin mouth breathers, with pizza pocket permanently lodged between your sweaty ass fingers. You are a fat fuck aren't you? I can tell. You have to poke the fun at random Internet schlubs or you will start thinking about how utterly shitty and fat your own life is. Larking through Walmart fantasizing about under age kids. Yes I know your type bitch. It's sad.
Tagged as "probably has really saggy nuts, probably".
We all have saggy nuts, sometimes, E.
Warm showers, represent!
Oh, this'll be neat.
But did she willingly post naked pictures of herself all over the internet or were they leaked by her ex or someone else?
If she willingly posted the pictures then I think it's fair game to critique her as much as you want. If the pics were leaked then I think that's a whole different story...
The pictures I saw floating around earlier were not candid private photos. They were alt glam modeling shots from back in 2007 and were marked with a logo. I saw them linked from /r/all/new earlier today as I was looking for something not boring to read. The link was taken down pretty quickly.
I imagine that someone dug them up after the tumblr thing from her ex went viral and the Internet is now using them to shame her.
For what it's worth I don't think she needed a boob job. But that's just my opinion.
The popcorn is delivered straight to us!
So, what you're saying is, you've been unemployed for 3 years, and refuse to work until the government stops spraying chemtrails over your NASCAR races? And that you've been fucking your dead wife?
No NASCAR or chemtrails, and my first wife died 4 years ago. I've been unemployed since right after it happened. As for being begged to come back, I have been completely disinterested since then so it doesn't matter either way.