OP in /r/fatpeoplehate writes "an open letter to all the fat fats who may be lurking [t]here..." which predictably causes some heavy drama. (self.SubredditDrama)

SubredditDrama

108 ups - 0 downs = 108 votes

Alert: the thread is at critical mass.

OP writes a screed about how fat people are constantly being watched and judged, and that they are everywhere!

Luckily, SRD is also always watching, and we're here to guarantee no Drama is Left Behind.

PSA: don't add butter to your popcorn. It's bad for you.


To start with,

one user suggests that OP is a "terribly mean-spirited person" which then prompts one user to explain that it's unlikely that any fat people actually browse the sub. The user then goes on a rant about how the subreddit might not be a good idea for any depressed fat people to be reading, which predictably isn't received very well.

In the same subthread, one user makes a "too soon" joke about Robin Williams. Unsurprisingly this isn't well received, as one user states

>If someone were to take all the shit that Robin Williams' hilarious ass produced during his lifetime and assemble it into a vaguely human shape, that creation would be more human and admirable than the pathetic mound of cottage cheese that you boldly call a body

I can taste the rage. And it's very buttery.

The same user who made the "too soon" joke shows up lower in the thread and is told off in standard /r/fatpeoplehate fashion.

Finally, another user tries to argue against fat-shaming. It should come across as no shock that this is controversial to the sub.

180 comments submitted at 00:21:28 on Aug 13, 2014 by IAmAN00bie

  • [-]
  • namelessbanana
  • 54 Points
  • 00:56:54, 13 August

I may be fat and unhealthy but at least I dont hate myself so much that I feel the need to express such vitriol about other people.

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -111 Points
  • 01:39:06, 13 August

We don't hate ourselves. We hate fat people. It's very simple to understand.

  • [-]
  • yuuno
  • 54 Points
  • 01:50:13, 13 August

didn't you used to post in whiterights? did hating minorities get boring so now you hate fat people? or do u hate both?

  • [-]
  • fuckwithmeyouknowigi
  • 2 Points
  • 03:46:10, 13 August

he's an equal opportunity hater

  • [-]
  • fuckwithmeyouknowigi
  • -1 Points
  • 03:46:16, 13 August

he's an equal opportunity hater

  • [-]
  • fuckwithmeyouknowigi
  • -1 Points
  • 03:46:23, 13 August

he's an equal opportunity hater

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -62 Points
  • 01:58:23, 13 August

I made one or two comments which were completely separate from race. I see no problem with that.

  • [-]
  • yuuno
  • 35 Points
  • 02:07:25, 13 August

so you're saying you freely hate people based on the superficial characteristic of weight, but you don't hate people based on the superficial characteristic of skin color? hmmmmmT i don't believe you boo

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -49 Points
  • 02:20:21, 13 August

People choose to overeat and become obese. It is entirely optional and preventable. Race, however, is not. My posting history will reveal that I don't have any problems with those who are non-white. A former girlfriend of mine was Indian, so I don't really care what you think.

Thank you for the concern, though. I find it endearing.

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  • rampantdissonance
  • 25 Points
  • 02:43:01, 13 August

>A former girlfriend of mine was Indian,

http://www.theonion.com/articles/living-the-dream,36338/

  • [-]
  • bolaxao
  • 20 Points
  • 02:54:43, 13 August

>I'm not racist I have a black friend

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -20 Points
  • 03:17:31, 13 August

Haha, no, it isn't anything like that. I don't actually like black people. Most of my friends are white. The rest are asians.

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  • StandWithLilith
  • 18 Points
  • 03:29:37, 13 August

\>My posting history will reveal that I don't have any problems with those who are non-white.

- \>I don't actually like black people.

Make up your mind.

  • [-]
  • bolaxao
  • 6 Points
  • 03:26:22, 13 August

>I'm racist but I don't think I'm wrong and a cunt who should be thrown in a pit of fiery aids

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  • THEdrG
  • 7 Points
  • 03:40:20, 13 August

> I don't have any problems with those who are non-white

> I don't actually like black people.

Look man, I know it takes a lot of time and energy constantly acting like a smug, bitter anus of a human being, but at least learn to keep your story straight.

  • [-]
  • yuuno
  • 14 Points
  • 02:36:01, 13 August

ikr i'm endearing as fuck. i just made some gluten free brownies do u want some?

  • [-]
  • SiouxBaru
  • 19 Points
  • 02:43:46, 13 August

Posting shit comments online is also optional and preventable.

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -21 Points
  • 03:07:29, 13 August

I agree and wish that you would stop doing so.

  • [-]
  • D-Lop1
  • 14 Points
  • 03:26:56, 13 August

Wow sick comeback

  • [-]
  • rubixqube
  • 2 Points
  • 04:19:27, 13 August

Ah, the "I know you are, you said you are" defence

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  • canyoufeelme
  • 30 Points
  • 02:11:14, 13 August

Of course you don't dear

Now run along and scrape together some validation by attacking easy targets with your friends, dinner will be ready soon. Tonight we're having "my parents would be so proud" pie.

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -37 Points
  • 02:44:58, 13 August

It looks like you're seeking approval and validation from the people of this subreddit by posting tired comments. Fat people are a legitimate target for hate.

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  • Homophones_FTW
  • 28 Points
  • 03:03:58, 13 August

You don't get it, do you? The problem isn't that you hate fat people. The problem is that you believe any group of people is a "legitimate target for hate." The problem is that you believe such a thing exists, not which group you've chosen to target.

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  • pyxlated
  • 12 Points
  • 03:22:14, 13 August

I'm really creeped out that he has such an abundance of hate in the first place. I dunno about you, but I don't crawl through every day seething with rage and hoping to find a target for it. That shit ain't normal.

  • [-]
  • THEdrG
  • 5 Points
  • 03:42:49, 13 August

> It looks like you're seeking approval and validation from the people of this subreddit by posting tired comments.

Amazing. Accusing others of circlejerking while being a proud member of a sub dedicated to exclusively insulting fat people.

Good job, man. You are a living punchline.

But hey, at least you're skinny, right?

  • [-]
  • Skratt
  • 4 Points
  • 03:34:42, 13 August

Don't you realize people have feelings? Why would you have someone you don't even know?

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  • Yossarion
  • 4 Points
  • 03:47:13, 13 August

>Fat people are a legitimate target for hate.

If you find yourself saying something like this, it's worth thinking about why you might have so much hate and anger in the first place.

  • [-]
  • Skratt
  • 27 Points
  • 01:49:52, 13 August

And that's even worse because you have no reason to project hate on people who don't do anything to you if you're happy with yourself. D:

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -55 Points
  • 02:08:27, 13 August

I hate the very fact that they exist. To me, society would be better if fat people were removed. They serve no positive role. I won't even try to hide behind the guise of "helping them". Until they lose the weight, I view them as sub-human. Fat people, like those with genetic diseases, should be sterilised.

Thanks to overpopulation, we can afford to be picky with who gets to have children.

  • [-]
  • Dirtybrd
  • 42 Points
  • 02:15:02, 13 August

Cool. Adding some good old fashion eugenics to your bigotry.

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -46 Points
  • 02:31:26, 13 August

Why should these people be allowed to pass on their shit genetics? They are scum.

Disclaimer: This is not me stating that obesity is caused by genetics. It isn't. However, these people still have shit genetics.

  • [-]
  • Drigr
  • 34 Points
  • 02:47:42, 13 August

Their shit genetics? Bro, I just watched you say it was a choice

  • [-]
  • lvysaur
  • 17 Points
  • 02:57:02, 13 August

Just for clarification, do you hate all people who do bad things to their bodies? Self-harmers, alcoholics, hard drug users, caffeine addicts, people who have unsafe sex, under-eaters, people who don't eat enough veggies, people who don't stretch daily, people who don't floss?

From what I've seen on Reddit, it seems a little odd that there's so much vitriol for the only unhealthy habit that also heavily affects your appearance. It's almost like the vast majority of FPH is using health concern as a cover to shit on unattractive people.

  • [-]
  • Skratt
  • 9 Points
  • 02:59:06, 13 August

Not really shit genetics, just a product of eating a lot, not exercising, and not having a superhigh metabolism. If I didn't work out and moderate my eating I'd look the same way. Same with you.

Also, they should pass on their genetics cause they want to, and because a raging person on the Internet shouldn't dictate if they can have children or not.

  • [-]
  • potverdorie
  • 3 Points
  • 03:47:24, 13 August

>Disclaimer:

Well, at least you're aware that your logic lacks internal consistency.

One step at a time.

  • [-]
  • Skratt
  • 17 Points
  • 02:54:34, 13 August

So what are you going to do? Sit around and seethe in anger because of someone else's existence? Is that how you want to live?

  • [-]
  • mygawd
  • 15 Points
  • 02:46:41, 13 August

Judging others that you don't know is a reflection of your own insecurities

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -24 Points
  • 02:57:31, 13 August

Of course it is. Do you have any other pearls of wisdom to impart?

It must be nice to be able to reduce everything to its simplest point. It must be nicer, still, when doing so removes any semblance of personal responsibility. At the end if the day, I don't force them to eat.

  • [-]
  • robotortoise
  • 15 Points
  • 03:07:57, 13 August

Do you have a photo of your "fit self" you want us to share?

I'm sure you're just the epitome of an in shape person.

  • [-]
  • Skratt
  • 12 Points
  • 03:14:03, 13 August

sits and waits

  • [-]
  • robotortoise
  • 11 Points
  • 03:16:51, 13 August

brings out mega-sized bucket of KFC value meal popcorn chicken

  • [-]
  • Skratt
  • 7 Points
  • 03:17:55, 13 August

http://images.t-nation.com/forumimages/3/3/3337cORIG-popcorn2.gif

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -4 Points
  • 03:28:27, 13 August

Sure. You should be able to tell that it was taken near to where I took the pictures of the fatties. It was a nice day.

How about posting one of yourself?

  • [-]
  • YungSnuggie
  • 9 Points
  • 03:53:26, 13 August

i'd rather be fat than so ugly that i gotta block out my face in pictures

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -8 Points
  • 04:04:21, 13 August

Lol. More like I don't want you crafty fuckers to try and doxx me. I'm secure enough with my looks, so I'll pass on trying to impress some hateful strangers.

Based on this thread thus far, I can tell that you fuckers are happy to delude yourselves. That doesn't come as any great surprise, though. After all, have you seen the images posted on our subreddit? They have the audacity to delude themselves into thinking that they look GOOD. It's quite incredible. I suppose that after a certain point, they just don't care any longer. It's tragic. Jestem smutny.

What's with the 'rather'? If you're fat, you're ugly. It's that simple. Enjoy settling for some fat fucker, coño. Every time you wake, you'll think about the life that you could have had. Alas, you're too gosh darn lazy to do anything to better yourself.

  • [-]
  • Linisopolis
  • 3 Points
  • 04:09:30, 13 August

Who hurt you?

  • [-]
  • robotortoise
  • 7 Points
  • 03:34:38, 13 August

Here you go! This is me in a horse mask and a Link hat.

Here's me with a dress/bra combo, hair loopies and my tortoise. Feel free to call me fat! :D

I'm a dude btw

  • [-]
  • Speed_Junkie
  • -7 Points
  • 03:39:37, 13 August

Fair fucks. You could do with losing a bit of weight, but you aren't fat.

  • [-]
  • robotortoise
  • 6 Points
  • 03:41:41, 13 August

Told ya.

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  • [deleted]
  • 5 Points
  • 03:37:33, 13 August

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  • Speed_Junkie
  • -9 Points
  • 03:53:24, 13 August

This discussion was about me hating fat people. My picture is proof that I am not, in fact, fat. There is nothing wrong with having a BMI of 18.5. Enjoy puberty, kurwa.

In response to everyone else: I'm flossing my teeth, so you can continue doing that which you accused me of doing - building myself up by insulting other people. The difference is, you lot are probably fat. Until such time that you cease being fat, you are worthless. Nobody likes you. You take up a lot of space, look ugly, and stink. Apparently, personal hygiene is difficult to maintain when you get fat. I've heard stories of fat people not being able to wipe their own arse. Can you imagine that? Well, of course you can. All you have to do is cast your mind back to this morning.

Imagine sweating more than a paedophile in Mothercare just from walking 600m. I'd kill myself if I ever let myself go that much. Breaking chairs and toilets? Wow.

Anyway, continue being fat cunts. До свидания.

Hmm, 23 seconds left until I can post. I look at fat people with such disdain that I relish (no, not the shit you put on food) them looking at me and seeing how much I hate them. I like seeing that moment of introspection where they confront their worthlessness and lose. I like looking into the baskets and trolleys of fat people and seeing how terrible their eating habits are. I like when they look into my basket and see organic carrots, celery, kiwis, and other healthy foods. In that moment, they come to terms with my being better than them. They accept their weaknesses and lack of restraint. They die slightly.

Anyway, much love and prosperity to all. Bye bye.

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  • LordUb3r
  • 7 Points
  • 04:07:53, 13 August

You dress like you're allergic to color and you just wrote a six paragraph diatribe about hating fat people, and they're the ones who are unhealthy?

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  • outofyourelementdon
  • 3 Points
  • 04:12:12, 13 August

I'm genuinely curious: would you rather every fat person on the planet become a healthy weight, deeming you much more average, or that they all die?

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  • WillisRR
  • 2 Points
  • 04:12:57, 13 August

Topkek

  • [-]
  • LordUb3r
  • 4 Points
  • 03:42:37, 13 August

Ahhh... so is it the platelet content of their blood that bothers you? Doesn't taste as good as thin people's?

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  • outofyourelementdon
  • 2 Points
  • 04:10:05, 13 August

Wait, so you go around just taking pictures of fat people so that later you can post them on the internet and anonymously make fun of strangers with other anonymous strangers?

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  • outofyourelementdon
  • 0 Points
  • 03:58:14, 13 August

Nah, he's a fatass who gets off on self-hatred. Shame though, would've definitely been interesting. Whatever floats your boat Speed_Junkie, keep on being fat and frisky!

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  • robotortoise
  • 2 Points
  • 04:04:37, 13 August

Be actually posted a self photo below, though I guess it could've been anyone.

I think he's just looking for something to hate. It doesn't nessicarily have to be self-projection.

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  • mygawd
  • 7 Points
  • 03:05:42, 13 August

Exactly you don't get any say in what other people do or don't do. You don't have to embrace obesity, but you also shouldn't be a jerk to fat people just because of their weight

  • [-]
  • Zeeker12
  • 3 Points
  • 03:04:09, 13 August

I appreciate your multiple replies.

Carry on.

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  • outofyourelementdon
  • 2 Points
  • 03:59:53, 13 August

Because preaching "all fat people should die" is not reducing a concept to it's simplest point /s

  • [-]
  • KOM
  • 9 Points
  • 01:42:54, 13 August

Forgot the sarcasm tag.

  • [-]
  • Drigr
  • 20 Points
  • 02:48:24, 13 August

No, he's just a legitimate shit bag

  • [-]
  • IamGraham
  • 3 Points
  • 03:19:54, 13 August

Let's see a pic of you, oh shining beacon of the ideal man.

  • [-]
  • robosapien64
  • 1 Points
  • 03:28:57, 13 August

So pitiful it's not even funny.

  • [-]
  • StandWithLilith
  • 1 Points
  • 03:31:02, 13 August

Why do you hate fat people? What have they done to deserve your hate? Have they personally hurt you? Does what they do with their bodies affect you in any way?