TrollX calls out NiceGuys™, NiceGuys™ come out of the woods to defend themselves (self.SubredditDrama)

SubredditDrama

21 ups - 0 downs = 21 votes

73 comments submitted at 01:10:42 on Jul 23, 2014 by stareattheart

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  • Johnny_B_
  • 3 Points
  • 08:58:24, 23 July

Personally, I think the anti-friendzone circlejerk has become much bigger and more annoying than the phenomenon itself. Seriously, when was the last time you've heard someone actually complain about being friendzoned, as opposed to the continuing prevalence of endless "witty" and "original" fedora and neckbeard jokes, and 'lol womenz don't owe you sex, lol kindness coins sex fall out, amirite, m'lady' followed by proud high-fives all around?

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  • mangomandrill
  • 8 Points
  • 09:40:54, 23 July

It was yesterday. So... I guess that means you'll be quiet now?

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  • Johnny_B_
  • -8 Points
  • 11:11:42, 23 July

Got a link? Or did you just feel like throwing in a smug quip from the sidelines? Look at you, all detached and witty, busting one-liners while shooting knowing looks at the audience. I wish I was in the SRD cool kids club, just like you.

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  • mangomandrill
  • 8 Points
  • 11:31:57, 23 July

You can't link to real life. Do you not ever go outside?

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  • Johnny_B_
  • -3 Points
  • 12:21:47, 23 July

So you don't have a link. Wow, so cool and witty. Are you going to accuse me of living in my parents' basement next? Troll harder.

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  • mangomandrill
  • 7 Points
  • 12:23:05, 23 July

What? You can't link to conversations you have that aren't on the internet. Why are you getting so pissy?

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  • TummyCrunches
  • 2 Points
  • 15:33:35, 23 July

> Why are you getting so pissy?

He just learned there's actually an outside.

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  • Johnny_B_
  • -4 Points
  • 12:32:19, 23 July

So what you're saying is you have an unverifiable personal anecdote, and that's supposed to... what? prove me wrong? I'd say "troll harder", but at this point I don't think you have the mental capacity. Can't expect too much from someone whose entire Reddit history is hanging out on the sidelines of SRD gender drama threads throwing out smug and snarky anti-male comments. Who's your SRS main anyway? I'm guessing Ides.

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  • mangomandrill
  • 4 Points
  • 13:03:47, 23 July

Oh. You're one of those types. Ah. Well, then, I'll be "noping" out of your private little shitfest taking place here.

Get well soon!

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  • Johnny_B_
  • -4 Points
  • 13:08:11, 23 July

What types? Are you just babbling randomly now? purple monkey dishwasher

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  • khanfusion
  • 1 Points
  • 15:28:38, 23 July

> I'd say "troll harder", but

But you already did, and that would make saying it again mostly pointless? Right?

>but at this point I don't think you have the mental capacity.

Oh. Call em a dumb-dumb. Clever.

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  • TheLibraryOfBabel
  • 5 Points
  • 09:57:56, 23 July

Have you been friendzone recently? It'll be okay man

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  • boom_shoes
  • 2 Points
  • 11:46:50, 23 July

"But, I don't get it!!!

I bought her shoes.

I bought her flowers.

I helped her move.

Sure, it was over about a five year period, sure the flowers were for her mom's funeral, but seriously, how does she not seee???"

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  • E_pluribus_scrotum
  • 2 Points
  • 13:34:56, 23 July

Why did he put that poor girl in the girlfriend zone? She obviously didn't have romantic feelings for him. It's not fair that he doesn't respect her needs!

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  • boom_shoes
  • 1 Points
  • 13:46:47, 23 July

It's got to be the most pathetic and childish thing I regularly come across on Reddit, but very, very rarely in real life. I just don't get how you can be friends with someone you want a relationship with without letting it be known.

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  • Manception
  • 4 Points
  • 10:56:43, 23 July

Searching for "friendzone" on reddit brings up plenty of fresh, non-satirical posts from apparently serious gentlesirs. There's even an /r/Friendzone.

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  • tewad
  • 5 Points
  • 13:54:47, 23 July

> Searching for "friendzone" on reddit

Most of those posts are either mocking the concept or discussing it abstractly.

>/r/Friendzone

An almost dead sub with just over a 1,000 subscribers.

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  • Johnny_B_
  • 1 Points
  • 11:00:33, 23 July

Most of those are simply using the word to describe the unfortunate situation where person A has feelings for person B, who sees A as just a friend. I don't see the "I was nice, therefore she owes me sex" attitude that you all love to circlejerk about so much.