/r/myfriendwantstoknow users argue that a question could be solved with a simple google search and then proceed to form long argument chains with OP over it (np.reddit.com)

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31 ups - 0 downs = 31 votes

56 comments submitted at 20:15:35 on Jul 13, 2014 by TortoiseSex

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  • clippingTechnition
  • 16 Points
  • 20:25:24, 13 July

>I am aware of that, and I'm getting help through the use of my Tulpa.

Lazy AND crazy

what a fun combination

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  • Canama
  • 4 Points
  • 23:37:10, 13 July

OK, seriously, what is this Tulpa shit? I've been seeing it come up a lot lately but the more I read the more confused I get. Is it like a spiritual imaginary friend or something?

E: nvm that is what it is thank you based RationalWiki

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  • DaveDroll
  • 4 Points
  • 01:05:58, 14 July

A quick five seconds on Google confirmed this. Google is your friend.

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  • khanfusion
  • 1 Points
  • 02:12:42, 14 July

Don't you bring that voodoo in here, Ricky-bobby!

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  • uUnluckyLukeIsGod
  • -9 Points
  • 21:19:51, 13 July

Why do you think he's lazy?

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  • clippingTechnition
  • 10 Points
  • 21:28:53, 13 July

He wasn't willing to spend the ten seconds to google "haggis"

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  • uUnluckyLukeIsGod
  • -7 Points
  • 21:59:52, 13 July

But he was willing to spend the twenty seconds to do a MFWTK post. That means he isn't lazy, or else he would have chosen the robotic, inaccurate solution void of any human contact.

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  • clippingTechnition
  • 12 Points
  • 22:08:42, 13 July

TIL doing research is "robotic" and "inaccurate" while asking strangers on the internet with no credibility is the correct way to learn things

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  • uUnluckyLukeIsGod
  • -10 Points
  • 22:21:18, 13 July

Thank you.

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  • clippingTechnition
  • 6 Points
  • 22:29:29, 13 July

Sorry, I should have been more clear in my last post that I was making a joke

you should go ask your friends about "sarcasm"

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  • Peacefulzealot
  • 6 Points
  • 21:32:27, 13 July

>uUnluckyLukeIsGod

Well we're currently discussing /u/UnluckyLuke who, in the linked post, is thought to be lazy due to refusing to Google his answer.

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  • khanfusion
  • 1 Points
  • 02:13:19, 14 July

You're weird.

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  • Kijafa
  • 14 Points
  • 20:31:46, 13 July

Oh that Luke, he's just so unlucky.

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -5 Points
  • 21:15:36, 13 July

It's been a while since I saw you.

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  • Kijafa
  • 8 Points
  • 22:18:33, 13 July

I'm always there, just lurking modmail.

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  • TortoiseSex
  • 4 Points
  • 22:31:56, 13 July

hi kijafa :\^)

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  • Kijafa
  • 4 Points
  • 22:33:08, 13 July

Hey there! So good to see you!

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  • TortoiseSex
  • 4 Points
  • 22:34:46, 13 July

Samesies, ilu <3

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  • Kijafa
  • 4 Points
  • 22:35:10, 13 July

<3

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  • bethlookner
  • 8 Points
  • 22:22:50, 13 July

Hey did you ever hang out in /r/AskJerks?

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -2 Points
  • 22:26:31, 13 July

Yeah, I was there when it was created. I made some of the earliest submissions. I don't see how this is relevant though.

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  • bethlookner
  • 7 Points
  • 22:40:23, 13 July

I recognized your username but hadn't tagged you before.

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -6 Points
  • 22:37:43, 13 July

There, I am now a moderator of that place. Happy?

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  • bethlookner
  • 8 Points
  • 22:40:41, 13 July

Congratulations...?

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -6 Points
  • 22:57:26, 13 July

Prepare to get banned if you keep mocking me for my religious, spiritual, and psychological beliefs.

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  • bethlookner
  • 9 Points
  • 23:00:05, 13 July

Point me to a comment where I have mocked any of your beliefs.

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -5 Points
  • 23:08:09, 13 July

You implied I was a jerk, and I assumed it was because of my previous comments where I explained my beliefs.

Wait, were you calling me a jerk, or were you genuinely wondering if I was active on /r/askjerks?

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  • SlothsAndSloths
  • 1 Points
  • 00:41:11, 14 July

Ooooh, you'll band someone for not agreeing with you. If only anyone could make another free account!

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  • uUnluckyLukeIsGod
  • -6 Points
  • 21:19:42, 13 July

What do you mean? Is that doxxing?

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  • Peacefulzealot
  • 9 Points
  • 21:33:24, 13 July

...how would that be doxxing?

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  • uUnluckyLukeIsGod
  • -6 Points
  • 21:49:00, 13 July

He told everyone his real first name

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  • Hellmark
  • 7 Points
  • 22:07:47, 13 July

He made an assumption based on the username.

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  • _KlausKinski
  • 0 Points
  • 22:43:25, 13 July

def. doxxed

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  • Omglolroflomg
  • 15 Points
  • 20:55:10, 13 July

Whoa, this guy is legitimately "out-there". I've never seen some one wrote an essay worth of arguments because he didn't believe Google was "human" enough to answer him.

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  • uUnluckyLukeIsGod
  • -11 Points
  • 21:19:30, 13 July

I, for one, does not think he's "out-there".

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  • Avenged_Thrice
  • 8 Points
  • 22:05:09, 13 July

I was originally going to come here and say you're a toolshed, but after reading your entire walls of text I've concluded that you were probably on shrooms.

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  • uUnluckyLukeIsGod
  • -11 Points
  • 22:10:30, 13 July

I think you have me confused with OP

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  • Avenged_Thrice
  • 8 Points
  • 22:12:36, 13 July

I assumed /u/UnluckyLuke was your main, ~~my apologies~~.

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  • Hellmark
  • 10 Points
  • 22:15:42, 13 July

It is. He's admitted elsewhere this is his alt.

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  • Avenged_Thrice
  • 8 Points
  • 22:19:15, 13 July

In which case, I take back my apologies.

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -6 Points
  • 23:09:59, 13 July

He's lying. I never said that.

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -7 Points
  • 23:09:40, 13 July

What? I haven't done that. I have done the exact opposite, actually.

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  • khanfusion
  • 1 Points
  • 02:15:43, 14 July

Prove it.

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  • Hellmark
  • 5 Points
  • 22:11:27, 13 July

And you are a sock puppet.

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  • UnluckyLuke
  • -10 Points
  • 22:25:13, 13 July

Why would you assume that? If I needed a sock puppet, I think I'd be a little more subtle about it. Besides, I am not theist, as stated previously, so I wouldn't call myself "God" with an uppercase. Also, his account is 17 days old, so it's not like I just made an account to defend myself.

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  • khanfusion
  • 1 Points
  • 02:16:52, 14 July

> Besides, I am not theist, as stated previously, so I wouldn't call myself "God" with an uppercase. Also, his account is 17 days old, so it's not like I just made an account to defend myself.

Well fuck, guys. We've been lawyered by the best of 'em.

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  • Werner__Herzog
  • 2 Points
  • 22:41:36, 13 July

sock puppets are overrated anyway

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  • _KlausKinski
  • -1 Points
  • 22:42:45, 13 July

Rly? This is the kind of shit you say in public?!

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  • Bull3tM0nk3y
  • 9 Points
  • 22:21:57, 13 July

I think part of the reason why I like SRD, is how many subreddits it shows me, that I never knew existed.

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  • logique_
  • 5 Points
  • 22:58:35, 13 July

Oh man, the popcorn is delicious here. > In fact, I have upvoted all of your comments, because they contributed to the conversation, even though I, on a personal scale, disagreed. I don't do this because of reddiquette, but because this is who I am, in a broader sense.

This shit is hilarious.

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  • redditbots
  • 4 Points
  • 20:16:10, 13 July

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  • Belgiumball
  • 4 Points
  • 22:50:49, 13 July

Luke is all over this post!

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  • houad
  • 5 Points
  • 22:55:55, 13 July

> My Irish friend wants to know if haggis is part of his culture

I feel like there's some problem here.

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  • Lightupthenight
  • 3 Points
  • 22:04:10, 13 July

Man the trolls are out in force today. He wasn't even a particularly good one, from my perspective, but I guess he got his responses so...

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  • Hellmark
  • 6 Points
  • 22:08:33, 13 July

I was bored, and his inane comments were entertaining.

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  • HexAddict
  • 3 Points
  • 22:30:00, 13 July

That whole exchange was awesome. Thanks for that!