Redditor in /r/rva challenges another redditor to fight him in real life. He is then trolled into showing up to two no show fights while the other redditor antagonizes him in the comments (np.reddit.com)

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292 ups - 0 downs = 292 votes

181 comments submitted at 22:48:10 on Jul 10, 2014 by politicola

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  • CuntLovingWhore
  • -42 Points
  • 23:51:42, 10 July

Not showing up to a fight is not trolling it is called being a pussy ass little bitch. Bitch boy couldn't beat my dick

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  • zaphod_85
  • 23 Points
  • 23:55:38, 10 July

Hey look, the "tough guy" showed up here, too!

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  • detoxpenguin
  • 6 Points
  • 03:35:47, 11 July

I fucking love when they arrive here, in desperation to defend themselves; they never realize how dumb they sound to others. It's like drive-by entertainment.

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  • zaphod_85
  • 4 Points
  • 03:38:58, 11 July

The ones like this one are the best; they're so easy to make angry! It's like poking an ant nest with a stick when you were a kid.

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  • therapeofafrica
  • 3 Points
  • 06:03:21, 11 July

> Man commits suicide after being "trolled" on the popular social media website reddit.com

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  • CuntLovingWhore
  • -22 Points
  • 23:57:28, 10 July

Someone sent me the link. I wasn't trying to be a tough guy. He would post on every comment i made in every sub. So I asked him at least 10 times leave me the fuck alone. Where I come from someone keeps fucking with you it only leaves one option to fuck them up.

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  • jihad_bin_laden
  • 15 Points
  • 00:50:17, 11 July

thanks for the PM:

> Today you learned if someone keeps stalking you and harassing you. It's ok to beat the fuck out of them. It's better then bombing innocent people just because they don't agree with your bullshit religion

oh no, if someone keeps commenting on your stuff online, what ever will you do?? block them, get a new account (they are free, after all)... and then there's the wtf non-sequitor about bombs and religion.

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  • zaphod_85
  • 10 Points
  • 01:13:24, 11 July

I'm guessing the bombing thing was inspired by your username? But his PMs are hilarious, he PMed me too and he is ridiculously easy to get riled up.

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  • jihad_bin_laden
  • 7 Points
  • 02:22:32, 11 July

yeah i guess there's that. honestly i forget what my username is most of the time.

but in all seriousness, usernames are truly indicators of real life activities. i'm glad /u/CuntLovingWhore understands this.

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  • zaphod_85
  • 8 Points
  • 02:35:24, 11 July

Yup. We all know that I am in reality a three-armed, two-headed galactic president.

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  • Weedbro
  • 4 Points
  • 02:54:10, 11 July

Yeah and we all know... Whait.. Wat was this topic about?

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  • Hero_Hera_Lal
  • 6 Points
  • 01:14:31, 11 July

So this idiot thought you were a Muslim just because of your username. What a fucking idiot! Life must be hard for this idiot.

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  • pfohl
  • 21 Points
  • 00:38:42, 11 July

Just take a picture of yourself in front of the eating establishment with a timestamp and we'll know for sure he didn't show and you really didn't get beat up.

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  • CuntLovingWhore
  • -21 Points
  • 00:44:25, 11 July

You know he didn't show up. That is what the post is about. Did you not read the title?

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  • pfohl
  • 23 Points
  • 00:48:04, 11 July

I'm not sure who to believe, so until there's better evidence I'm assuming neither of you showed up.

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  • wwyzzerdd
  • 9 Points
  • 02:07:00, 11 July

Better add something to that picture just so he can't try and photoshop something to bolster his side of the story.

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  • kippot
  • 5 Points
  • 04:15:24, 11 July

Shoe on head

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  • BeachHouseKey
  • 2 Points
  • 04:26:24, 11 July

Da da-da daaaaaa

  • [-]
  • BeachHouseKey
  • 3 Points
  • 04:27:13, 11 July

You gonna need a new reddit account, son...

  • [-]
  • HardEctoCooler
  • 0 Points
  • 05:19:50, 11 July

I read about how you got your ass beat.

  • [-]
  • QuelqueChoseRose
  • 8 Points
  • 00:16:19, 11 July

Or, you know, to block him.

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  • Bommer-Sooner
  • 2 Points
  • 02:42:25, 11 July

Thats not possible on Reddit. You can report him to the admins for a shadow banned though.

  • [-]
  • QuelqueChoseRose
  • 3 Points
  • 02:50:40, 11 July

It is with RES at least. If I hover over your name the first button says "Ignore."

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  • zaphod_85
  • 9 Points
  • 00:36:40, 11 July

Or you could take the option to act like an adult, instead of pretending you're still in elementary school.

  • [-]
  • jihad_bin_laden
  • 12 Points
  • 00:45:10, 11 July

> He would post on every comment i made in every sub. So I asked him at least 10 times leave me the fuck alone. Where I come from someone keeps fucking with you it only leaves one option to fuck them up.

lol. TIL there is someplace in america that teaches you that if someone keeps commenting on your online posts, you need to try and beat the shit out of them.

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  • fuzeebear
  • 8 Points
  • 01:20:08, 11 July

fite me IRL fgt

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  • poutinethrowaway
  • 17 Points
  • 00:12:43, 11 July

And yet you ask others in the sub to show up, instead of just taking quick video of the supposed no show. I believe /u/nobodycaresaboutit beat your ass and you are just trying to play tough on the internet.

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  • ThebestLlama
  • 13 Points
  • 01:50:56, 11 July

I dunno man, his posts say otherwise. From what i'm reading you got pretty messed up.

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  • CuntLovingWhore
  • -2 Points
  • 05:28:31, 11 July

Yea he totally fucked me up. Still icing the black eye.

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  • GrimGuy
  • 1 Points
  • 06:32:35, 11 July

Just ask one of your many ladyfriends from /rateme to come nurse you back to health, slugger.

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  • sexistentialist
  • 22 Points
  • 00:25:01, 11 July

Yo BRO, I'm gonna meet you down at 18th and Main in Shockoe Bottom. Don't fucking puss out

  • [-]
  • CuntLovingWhore
  • -14 Points
  • 00:34:27, 11 July

Don't know you. Don't fight just random people

  • [-]
  • DougyAM
  • 27 Points
  • 00:36:39, 11 July

He says in a thread about him asking to fight some random guy on reddit.

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  • zaphod_85
  • 19 Points
  • 01:14:59, 11 July

A man's gotta have standards!

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  • Hero_Hera_Lal
  • 3 Points
  • 01:54:27, 11 July

How come you didn't take any pics with a time stamp huh pussy?

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  • SpermJackalope
  • 5 Points
  • 03:52:21, 11 July

>Bitch boy couldn't beat my dick

Ooooh, I was suspecting this. This is a sex thing, isn't it?

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  • TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK
  • 7 Points
  • 04:30:52, 11 July

I'm trying so hard not to over-moderate this thread.

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  • poutinethrowaway
  • 4 Points
  • 05:12:17, 11 July

You know you want to work " dry dick motherfuckers" in there somehow.

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  • TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK
  • 4 Points
  • 05:16:27, 11 July

no this really is a mod decision I'm making. this entire thing is kindasorta doxxy. and now that he's here, he's stepping up to the plate.

I would really prefer this not take place on SRD, frankly. but it's a stone headed downhill, if I tried to stop it I would just get run over.

for the love of Moses, everyone, don't do anything stupid. please.

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  • poutinethrowaway
  • 3 Points
  • 05:20:09, 11 July

Yeah, it being a hyper regional sub and this argument seemed to have started from him doxxing, I can see the issue. I haven't seen anyone posting or requesting doxx here.

If you are that worried about it just nuke the thread. It's just another silly post that isn't worth a headache.

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  • TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK
  • 2 Points
  • 05:25:45, 11 July

I haven't seen that either and that's why I'm leaving it. But between the personal attacks and the doxxishness it does make me nervous.

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  • poutinethrowaway
  • 3 Points
  • 05:30:06, 11 July

With him being delibertly obtuse when it comes to questions like why he tried to drag other forum members there instead of just taking a timestamped pic of the place reeks of troll. Seems like someone just trying to send a few /r/rva members on a goose chase.

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  • TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK
  • 1 Points
  • 05:31:57, 11 July

yeah you're probably right. I am Paranoid Mod, after all.

  • [-]
  • poutinethrowaway
  • 2 Points
  • 05:35:41, 11 July

I don't blame ya, I would be too. it's one of the few rules that you have to enforce to avoid pissing off the admins.

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  • RiceEel
  • 5 Points
  • 05:26:43, 11 July

Yeah, I'm sure it's hard alright, but I can fix that.

fite me irl hitlermod

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  • TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK
  • 5 Points
  • 05:31:00, 11 July

umm... this is like... you're talking about my erect penis, but you're offering to relieve my erection? by fighting me so I don't have a boner anymore?

am I close?

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  • RiceEel
  • 3 Points
  • 05:35:07, 11 July

Intentionally sexually ambiguous, yes. Have an idea of what I'm doing, no.

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  • viruskit
  • 3 Points
  • 03:22:38, 11 July

Simmer down, hon. On a scale of how angry you are right now you're like a 10/10. here is a pic of my cats to calm you down

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  • detoxpenguin
  • 1 Points
  • 03:38:32, 11 July

Can I get a PM? I feel left out.

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  • ApathyPyramid
  • 1 Points
  • 05:23:11, 11 July

You are spending your entire life slashing at ghosts and crying that it isn't fair that people won't play by your ridiculous rules. You can either continue to be an angry little man that people will exploit for laughs like this, or you can grow the fuck up.