Moderator of /r/socialism tells mod of /r/quotes to purge a "God is a comedian" text selfpost "because they know they will get lots of upvotes which will get people clicking on their username which will get people clicking on links to their website". (np.reddit.com)
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45 comments submitted at 13:33:12 on Jul 8, 2014 by UnleashHell
Wotta maroon.
Edit: Holy shit, what happened below this comment?
Uh, moderators? I'd like to report this comment as spam. Clearly /u/justvotingupordown is just saying what everyone is thinking so people will click his username and see his links to his website. This spammy spamming is the spammiest spam and I hate it and I demand some restitution for being forced to see it. I demand recompense for the emotional trauma I've just been through! I am now damaged goods and all my future relationships will now fail. I used to be sweet, charming, a caring, gentle lover. But now I am selfish and jealous and it's all because this spam comment hurt me deeply on my insides. You will need to pay my hospital bills and oh they will be steep I demanded the priciest of morphine drips to soothe my firy nerves after seeing this comment.
As such I demand 3 of the Reddit gold dubloons for allowing this to happen and allowing this bullshit spamming to happen on the Reddit. I am sick of it. I hate it I hate spam ugh.
Wow, it's like you don't even care at all. I want this user put to death. I will not stop until reparations are paid for every other redditor via class action lawsuit. I guess I just hate spammers more than you.
Madi why do we keep going round and round about this. I want everyone to know that this user has been accusing me for the past hour or so of being pro spam when I am and have always been anti spam. Probably the most anti spam person in the world. And frankly I don't like being defamed on a website read by people like the Reddit is.
I am not pro spam. I am unequivocally, physically, mentally, emotionally, and sexually anti spam. I wake up in the morning anti spam and I go to sleep anti spam. All day long while I am awake I am anti spam. Yeah sure I have dreams where I am pro spam, where I send links to people for websites that are 96% advertising and I take a cut and I use that money to buy drugs from Megyn Kelly and a talking bean. That's not my fault. Okay.
You can't control your dreams, people. That's not how dreams work.
I come from a long line of anti spam activists, thinkers, and researchers. My great great uncle was Horatio Williams McNalahanbergstein, noted post-civil war anti spam activist. His efforts almost "chain letters". Okay? I think I've made my point clear.
So to you I say this: (add later when come up with snappy comeback)
Boom. Roasted.
Me: 1. You: 0.
Wow, I thought for sure you would give up your ruse after my comment called you out so astutely, but I guess not everyone on this website is as perspicacious as me.
Look at your life. Do you even care about what you post? Or are you just here to "have a good body" and "gain karma?" I'm asking because guess what, I do care. I'm not like the rest of the losers you find on this site trolling, I actually post good content that people care about, like talking about why I'm better than other people on circlebroke. What do you do? You shill. You shill and you shill and you shill.
That's right, you didn't think I was going to be able to figure it out? It's called common sense. Something even your upvote brigades can't fight against. It's called freedom. It's fucking called democracy. You think it's not blatantly obvious by your flair that you're trying to make us all hungry for pasta? Well, I hope you're happy, because I'm cutting pasta out of my diet starting from today and switching to a less gluteny alternative. And you made me do it.
Look at your goddamn life Andrew.
That's hurtful. Your words are hurtful. Some of them made me also feel good for the most part they were hurtful. A pasta shill? I'm wounded. I would never betray the excellent reputation that SRD has built for itself, and I definitely wouldn't do so by shilling for a pasta company.
Luckily I have this delicious, all natural, whole wheat Barilla pasta today for lunch, along with this delicious, spice filled Barilla pasta sauce made with real tomatoes, garlic, and our special blend of herbs and spices right from the hills of Sicily. Wow this stuff really makes any day better. And it's whole wheat, made with all natural ingredients harvested from farms all over the United States of America. Nothing says freedom like delicious Barilla pasta for lunch.
Barilla, it makes any day better.
I want this exchange to go on forever and ever.
Just another example of this web site going down the tubes. I guess that's to be expected. Julian Assange tried to warn us, but did we listen? No. The Christian fundamentalist right told us everything was fine and that he was a traitor, a liar. And the American public believed them.
This is what it's come to. You're like an athlete advertising for McDonald's. Do you really think anyone believes for a second with those chiseled abs that you eat pasta? I bet you eat kale every day you disgusting hippie. Whatever. Enjoy your quinoa that you buy with dirty money. I hope it's easy to sleep by the side of beautiful models every day knowing you're a sellout.
Okay I was just kidding around at first but nobody accuses me of eating quinoa and gets away with it. That's too far and now I'm offended.
I've been downvoted pretty heavily in the past for saying that quinoa tastes like a shoe someone accidentally fished out of a river, or like someone boiled a tree, mashed it, then liberally sprinkled dirt from a highway median all over it. Quinoa is to food, what garbage is to food. That's on the SATs. They test about that shit. I scored a 2200 on mine. Because I know the truth.
You know where they grow quinoa? The toilet store.
As to the rest of your comment, is it easy flying around in private jet airplanes on Barilla's dime, sleeping with Italian pasta models, living the high life? You bet it is. The other day I met Paul Giamatti. Well, he was at the same Starbucks as me and he said "excuse me" as he grabbed his iced tea, but still. I can finally almost afford to pay back my student loans, or pay any of the alimony I owe to the literally dozens of women around the Houston metro area and beyond. "That's the kind of life I chose. Or, rather, the life that chose me." Jesus said that. I like to thing he said that about me.
People call me a shill all the time. Does it hurt? Maybe a little. Am I a shill? Yes.
You got a 2200 on your SATs? Wow, you truly are a moron. Firstly of all SATs don't even measure intelligence, and second, I got a 2230 (I'm a girl btw). If you wanted to prove your intelligence why didn't you cite some real science, like your skull circumference? But I guess that's what I can expect from someone who's been shilling at a professional level and had all of SRD/SRS-lite fooled.
You want to know how I got to where I am today? By doing honest fucking work. I swipe my pussy pass and accuse a man of sexual assault at least once a day. I've managed to get judges to award to custody of a man's kids to me when I haven't even met any of them before. Do you think that's easy? No, it sure as hell isn't, but at the end of the day at least I'm earning at honest living, which is more than I can say for you. For all intensive purposes, you're a shell of a person, no more a human than quinoa is a food.
Andr3wsky bby, never change.
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