She said yes!
526 ups - 337 downs = 189 votes
116 comments submitted at 03:59:57 on May 5, 2013 by darksomos
This is something you share with family and friends. Reddit doesn't care.
Compared to all the depressing crap we see here and on the news, I for one welcome seeing joy in people's lives.
Remember that time you upvoted literal dog shit to the frontpage?
poor guy got stuck in orbit
Fuck it, I laughed. Upvote.
Post a picture of yourself.
This is the best response to such comments. Keep up the good work.
I completely agree with you
Good for you, but i dont really care
Holy shit Reddit. This is lower than I thought you would ever stoop. Its a man PROPOSING. The fact that you cant be happy for him and have to hurl insults is absolutely pathetic.
Go fuck yourself. This isn't Facebook. People propose EVERY FUCKING DAY.
It isn't about the fact that he's proposing, or whether thats upvote worthy. What im talking about is the fucking nasty comments that people are leaving. just downvote and move on if you dont like the post.
No. Fuck you. This narcissistic asshole needs to know nobody gives a shit about him.
Actually, I'd have never uploaded this at all, but she thought the folks on Reddit would like it. So, no narcissism. Just thought somebody would get a smile out of this.
I thought I told you to fuck off?
I love people like you. The smugness to suggest that I should die while at the same time thinking I'm the bad guy here.
I'm guessing people rarely do what you tell them to. They probably laugh at you too. I know I do.
I got a smile out of it. Hope I find true love one day! Congratulations! Never take each other for granted!
Wow. its honestly astounding how bitter you are. Coming from the guy who fucking faked cancer to get people to pay attention to him, you're not exactly one to talk. Maybe you should head outside, go to a party, interact with normal humans and learn to not be some rude asshole.
>Coming from the guy who fucking faked cancer to get people to pay attention to him
That's not true.
>you're not exactly one to talk.
Even if it were, you're a moron. Go learn you a book:
>Maybe you should head outside, go to a party, interact with normal humans and learn to not be some rude asshole.
If I leave, you won't have anybody to talk down to and feel superior over.
Regardless, where is all of this coming from? You seem terribly bitter. Even your comment history reveals this. What would I have to do to put a smile on your face?
You can go find some other website to infest. Your post isn't interesting in the slightest and it's a waste of time. Look at this:
If it's not interesting, why are you still here? What do you hope to gain or accomplish? If my post is such a bad thing, how is your continually commenting here going to make things better?
If I make you go away forever, that will make this website better. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Also, where are these downvotes coming from?
People who don't give a fuck about this bullshit. Take it back to Facebook where it belongs.
From people who saw your racist comment on the Askreddit question about racists.....
There's 1 insult in this thread. Pretty good by internet standards.
Theres a couple, and when I commented they were at the top.
Fuck off. This isn't Facebook.
And yet you still felt the need to leave a comment showing how you feel about it. Hmm...
Yes. OP seemed confused about whether or not this was Facebook.
Seriously. Lotsa people get married there are 3 million people on pics. Most of them get married. If we have to scroll through 3 million personal photos of two people getting married while having to fake being happy for them... Why is it my responsibility to pretend that his wife is fiance is in the least bit attractive. She ate too much she made bad decisions and as a result is contributing to making America the most Obese nation in the world. Why is it okay to give smokers shit for smoking but not fat people for eating too much? Congrats OP you got married and you got a whole lot of people to pretend to care. Don't post any more pictures of you saying "I thought reddit would like it" because we don't know you and we don't really care that you are getting married. You did it for yourself there's no doubt. Don't try to turn you narcissism into a charitable act.
I totally agree. I mean, you can barely write, and you don't seem to understand how to use punctuation at all...so you must expect people to make fun of you for that, right? I mean, you're writing on the internet, even though you know you can't do very well, so you're obviously asking for it.
Congratulations! Looks like you found yourself a real gem! That look on her face is something special!
Only 4 hours old and the comment section is already a goddamn abortion.
Congrats and for the love of God don't look at the bottom section of the comments.
Good luck carrying THAT over the door step!
>One of my high school buddies (Indian/black/??? mix) got it right when he said that a black can be a nigger but a nigger doesn't have to be black; a nigger is just a shiftless, sorry, self-entitled bastard, regardless of what his or her skin looks like.
edit: lol he deleted the comment
I find that less startling than his very homoerotic responses in /r/ladybonersgw in regards to the level of men's attractiveness. Makes me really hope this girl isn't just a beard. :\
Because bisexuality/pansexuality don't exist.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was on tumblr ...
Maybe you should get some sleep or something man, this is clearly reddit.
Who... cares? The guy is happy he got engaged, this has nothing to do with that.
Of course she did.
This isn't facebook, you drooling retard. And your fiance is morbidly obese, holy fuck. You're looking forward to a 10 year marriage before her health forces you to become her full time health care worker
Of course she did...
Funny coincidence, my husband and I were just wondering if ginger + ginger always = ginger.
As if there was such a thing as ginger sometimes... No soul is no soul, kapeesh?
Yes it does.
Ginger is the recessive allele. To get a ginger person you need two ginger alleles. So if both parents are ginger, they only have ginger alleles to offer and so they'll have ginger kids.
If the kids ain't ginger, they aren't their kids.
Not necessarily, ginger is a recessive gene but there's a very high chance lol
to one extra piece of pie.
Are you holding cake?
Oh, so when we make fat jokes in other threads its ok, but not here? ok
(i thought this was fucking hilarious btw)
Is anyone here gunna say she's not fat? Cuz she's enormous. Op welcome to the internet people here are honest so if you are gunna post a vane picture of yourself for 3 million people to see, you can expect to get a few fat jokes.
It's never surprising when people spouting bullshit can't even come close to writing properly. Idiots can't help but say idiotic things.
It's an engagement ring in the little box in my hands.
You're so clever and edgy!
Are you holding a cookie?
A very expensive "cookie."
y u respond to trolls
The guys in the back doesn't seem too amused, but still; congratulations! Hope the road ahead fills you two with endless joy!
Vulcans don't show emotion.
Thank you for genuinely making me laugh out loud. I never would have noticed that otherwise!
Congratulations! She is beautiful. (That skirt is spectacular!)
"She is beautiful"
That's just condescending
Because her face is covered by her hand and the only time you see a bunch of people saying 'she is beautiful' in these threads is when you know the poster's about to get shit because his fiance isn't traditionally attractive.
Good luck in life's endless adventures!
Congrats! Good luck!
Congrats! Wishing you every happiness :)
MAN THE HARPOONS! Huehuehue
DOWNVOTE ME!!!!! DO IT!!!
Do what: downvote you, or man the harpoons? 'Cause I've got my harpoon right here.
nice man! congratulations, to you and yours
Enjoy the lack of sex.
Oh, quite the contrary.
You're not married yet, dumbfuck
What? It's just sex. It's the same stuff people have been doing for thousands of years. Nothing gross or weird about that.
You like heavier girls?
You must not be doing it right.
Don't listen to him.
Heheh, you're not married yet
He doesn't know yet, don't ruin the surprise.
Would being withheld something count as a surprise if you never receive it?
Where is the raptor when I need him.
Children result from having sex.
Lack of sex results from having children.
Whatever, I have more since I have been married, sometimes it's not even solo.
Said yes to what, the happy meal?
Based on your decision to put a ring on it, I'm going to infer that you liked it.
yes to eating cake
From one recently engaged guy to another, congratulations!
Wow, a happy couple where they aren't society's "normal", and the comment isn't a graveyard of douchebags... I'm surprised.
Congrats, OP! :D
I'm really scared to see what the bottom comments will look like in a couple of hours.
Reporting in from four hours later from the front line of sorted by controversial.
Open hostilities have been declared with an early salvo of fat comments followed by a heavy bombardment of no one cares. Reddit seems to have responded with a carpet bomb of downvotes driving the discontented into their bunkers at the bottom of the page. It is not yet clear if they will regroup, but at this stage the congratulators seem to have a strong upper hand.
Why does she have her shoes off?
She had been dancing. It's a masquerade ball.
Your prompt reply ruined my chance to say that it was because the proposal knocked her socks off.
It's probably better this way.
I love the genuine look of surprise and happiness on her face. She looks beautiful. Congratulations!
Ah, this is a good start to my Sunday morning.
Oh look at that, it's Sunday now. It was Friday when I logged into Reddit. Maybe I'll go for a walk now.
She said, "Get a haircut! Then a job!" HAH rofl
Honestly, I hated that haircut. I felt like I had a freaking mullet. Fortunately, it's long gone.
I have a feeling Reddit is going to show the newlyweds much respect.
You have to love the bravery anonymity gives some people. I only looked in this thread to see if my suspicions of the type of comments I'd find was what I expected. I guess some people believe that demeaning others will somehow make their lives better, or help them feel good about themselves.
P.S congrats OP. Ignore the nasty posts.
>You have to love the bravery anonymity gives some people.
As if I was ever afraid to laugh at fatties in their faces.
You're a buttmunch NoSocialFilters. There, now I feel better!
Says Moldy, Queef, Barf...
Is that a school prom? You both look quite young, be careful.
By the type of chairs and the cheesy decorations, I would say most likely yes.
Are you in a HS gymnasium? Why?!
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