I slept with my brother on new years eve. (self.confession)

confession

395 ups - 146 downs = 249 votes

We were drinking with our mutual friends at a new years party. Everyone was kind of off doing their own thing. My brother was sitting on a bed and I say down next to him. I (innocently) had my hand on his knew/thigh as we were talking and before I knew it, we were groping each other and kissing like crazy. We were both really drunk as I said before. We haven't spoken since this happened, only exchanged odd glances at each other. I can only hope that I don't get pregnant seeing how we didn't have any protection.

237 comments submitted at 17:04:19 on Jan 7, 2013 by throwawayyyyxxxx

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  • Rozzienlo
  • 305 Points
  • 18:34:29, 7 January

http://i.imgur.com/Z1aj8.jpg

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  • zabuma
  • 17 Points
  • 01:13:51, 8 January

http://i.imgur.com/0UaP5.gif

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  • wbuns
  • -16 Points
  • 22:37:30, 7 January

bahaha I laughed so out loud at this...

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  • Smokey95
  • 45 Points
  • 23:21:02, 7 January

>bahaha

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baaahahahahah.jpg

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  • SporkEnthusiast
  • 7 Points
  • 02:36:24, 8 January

This is just scary.

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  • dhays2000
  • -108 Points
  • 19:57:45, 7 January

You're such a jerk.

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  • OutlawJoseyWales
  • 74 Points
  • 20:12:22, 7 January

Oh please, this is r/confession, nor r/counseling.

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  • dhays2000
  • -71 Points
  • 20:31:57, 7 January

That's what makes you a jerk, confession or counseling, you just stomped all over this young woman's emotional state at a time when she is very troubled. Grow up little troll.

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  • OutlawJoseyWales
  • 21 Points
  • 20:42:24, 7 January

She didn't come here looking for advice or support. She posted it on a forum that has no claim to any of that, and most people here are here for the entertainment value. Btw I didn't stomp on shit, she chose to post it here, if she were looking for real advice she'd have posted it somewhere suited for that. She didn't. Get real.

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  • throwawayyyyxxxx
  • 45 Points
  • 21:02:36, 7 January

I came here to get it off my chest. I can't work up the nerve to tell anyone in person. I expected harsher criticism than what I've gotten so far. Even I managed to crack a smile at the picture. I do appreciate advice, however. I feel so nasty and so lost. I can't concentrate on anything. I know that in the grand scheme of things this is in no way a big deal or a serious problem, and I don't want to be all woe is me, but this is completely effecting my life right now.

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  • dioxholster
  • 5 Points
  • 03:28:38, 8 January

Didn't Ross and Monica kiss at a party?

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  • sonnyclips
  • 2 Points
  • 05:03:00, 8 January

You both needed to get it out of your system, go watch the movie Hotel New Hampshire. I don't see the big deal but I am an only child.

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  • OutlawJoseyWales
  • -12 Points
  • 21:08:38, 7 January

Ok. You came here to get it off your chest which you did. Congrats. I came here to be entertained, which I was, thoroughly. I'm not here to judge you, counsel you, or sympathize with you. I'm a random person on the internet amused by your story. My advice to you is not to seek guidance from random strangers on the internet that you will never ever meet.

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  • doogytaint
  • 2 Points
  • 05:22:07, 8 January

She never said that she was seeking advice, just that if some so happens to come her way she'd appreciate it. Her reason for posting was to put it out there, not get help.

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  • dhays2000
  • -39 Points
  • 21:01:06, 7 January

You are entertained by others misery, think about that. What does that say about you?

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  • beware_of_hamsters
  • 22 Points
  • 22:00:56, 7 January

You can't take a joke and feel offended for other people. What does that say about you?

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  • rs181602
  • 16 Points
  • 22:29:50, 7 January

even OP cracked a smile at it. lighten the hell up.

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  • Deminix
  • 8 Points
  • 22:35:36, 7 January

>entertained by others misery

Isn't that why we're all here? Too see the fucked up things people have done and to be entertained by them?

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  • hello_mellow
  • 4 Points
  • 05:17:51, 8 January

I fucking love this sub for exactly this reason. Everything's just so delightfully fucked up! Also, you may enjoy the film "Antichrist" by Lars Von Trier for the same reason.

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  • illuminade
  • 4 Points
  • 01:04:44, 8 January

What, you come here to give advice to people?

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  • dhays2000
  • -4 Points
  • 01:10:05, 8 January

Just calling out people for childish behavior.

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  • eirlous
  • 2 Points
  • 03:32:49, 8 January

So you make yourself better by being a condescending prick? Doesn't seem any better than him or any of us here.

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  • dhays2000
  • -3 Points
  • 04:05:33, 8 January

Nope just calling out folks who behave badly, such as yourself.

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  • honeydee
  • 2 Points
  • 05:26:27, 8 January

You would hate r/imgoingtohellforthis or r/toosoon.

For the record, I love both of those subreddits.
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  • dhays2000
  • 1 Points
  • 07:58:48, 8 January

Been there, done that.

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  • BlackGyver
  • 1 Points
  • 07:44:08, 8 January

I like to see it as "finding ways to laugh even in the face of misery".

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  • Rozzienlo
  • -6 Points
  • 22:44:18, 7 January

No idea why you were downvoted. You're absolutely correct.

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  • Rozzienlo
  • 2 Points
  • 06:48:15, 8 January

Downvoted for admitting I'm a jerk. Hilarious.

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  • BlackGyver
  • 1 Points
  • 07:45:38, 8 January

Guess people didn't see you were both the same person.

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  • wheremymindshouldbe
  • -13 Points
  • 23:33:53, 7 January

It is the group of people under 18. Aka, the new majority on reddit.

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  • hello_mellow
  • 0 Points
  • 05:26:25, 8 January

I'm 19, and stories like this are exactly why I subscribe here. The fucked-up-ness is thoroughly entertaining and interesting, largely because it's just so different from what I encounter in my normal, day-to-day life.

BTW, I would never put down any of the submitters here and honestly don't care if OP fucked her brother; she could do it again, and I'd at most be put off a bit (unless she birthed his child; that's just mean to the kid. But otherwise!)