This thing has been sitting in my house ever since we found it walled up in our garage during a remodel. (self.WhatsInThisThing)
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Been really curious about this thing, but haven't bothered to mess with it till now since i just have been too busy and haven't had the extra cash for a locksmith for a safe thats prolly empty anyway, but now the curiosity might get the best of me.
Its about 5 feet by 4 and a half feet, and we needed a 4000 lb pallet jack to move it out of the way so we could finish out the floor under it, and wall behind it. Bought the house 3 years ago, found it 6 months ago.
pics of contents.
video of first binder
Yes it was fake, funny though. My actual first plan was a lot better, but the wife wouldn't let me do it. The original plan was to have our cousin in the safe and my brother playing the locksmith getting it open, as the safe opened we would complain about a sudden horrible smell, and little bits of black ooze, played by hersheys syrup would have dripped out the door, then as the door was opening and we move into look at the very dark safe suddenly a goo soaked hand would pop out and splat against the outside of the safe followed by running and screaming for the door all cloverfield style.
Instead I had to resort to giant nerd treasure which seems to have also been pretty fun to a lot of people. The cards are all very much real and certainly for sale if someone can offer a decent price, as are the gems, not so much on the bank notes but they do look really cool, and no none of the cards were damaged by little baby hands, despite how it may look cards in sleeves are not hurt that easily, also no the baby was not staged, its just hard to keep her out of stuff cuz she is fast like cheetah.
Long live the lulz! Hope most people at least enjoyed the ride.
And no not for karma, thus throwaway account, this was purely for lulz.
1625 comments submitted at 17:35:47 on Mar 18, 2013 by Safeisbig