When girls wear push up bras are they lying about having small boobs? /r/blackpeoplegifs decides. (np.reddit.com)
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50 comments submitted at 21:17:41 on Apr 22, 2014 by DubTeeDub
When girls wear push up bras are they lying about having small boobs? /r/blackpeoplegifs decides. (np.reddit.com)
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50 comments submitted at 21:17:41 on Apr 22, 2014 by DubTeeDub
OP here. Thanks for brigading me. Let me get these things clear:
1) I don't think "girls are lying about having small boobs when they wear push up bras". In fact, my GF wears padded bra all the time. I'm saying that rstan25 is:
>I'm a woman. The double push-up bra is God's gift to the flat chested. Sorry, not sorry!
She openly admits that it is her goal.
2) Contrary to what /u/Nagger123 said, I do understand sarcasm. It's why I understood that her sarcasm was completely inapropriate and misplaced when she replied to rstan25 with:
>HOW DARE YOU HAVE TINY BOOBS
Of course it's sarcasm. But it's retarded, because absolutely nobody is mad at rstan25 for having small boobs, but because she openly admitted that she lies about it.
3) I fully expect to be banned before any of you reply with something intelligent, please try to prove me wrong.
> I fully expect to be banned before any of you reply with something intelligent, please try to prove me wrong.
But... you haven't broken any of the rules of SRD... why do you seem to think you're going to be banned just for posting here?
>She openly admits that it is her goal.
What's wrong with trying to enhance your appearance in order to feel better about ourselves? We all do it.
When people enhance their appearance to feel better about themselves they usually do it in a permanent or semi-permanent way, so that when they have sex they still have the same appearance (working out, make up, etc...).
In that scenario the enhancement is removed as soon as she takes off her bra, it's unfair for the person who she is having sex with.
did
did you miss the part where the dude in the comments literally called pushup bras "LYING" or
I think I'll just go ahead and explain (and therefore completely kill) the joke, so you don't have to keep PMing me with your weird neckbeard rants.
> >HOW DARE YOU HAVE TINY BOOBS
'Of course it's sarcasm. But it's retarded,' < This is the joke. Past that point is nothing but irrelevancy stemming from your misunderstanding of the phrase 'sorry, not sorry' and you just generally reading too much into things. It is meant to be funny because I am feigning mock outrage at the notion that she has small breasts, which is ridiculous (and therefore holds comedic value) because it is not something that can be reasonably changed. It is akin to someone saying 'How dare you be taller than 6ft'. It has literally nothing to do with 'deception' or lying. Now please chill the fuck out.
If anyone else wants to mop this up further be my guest.
Naggers, please post the rants. We need them.
You hungry fo dat drama ain't chu dubs
Naggers, you know I enjoy stirring the pot as much as any other man.
Dramdram
>It is meant to be funny because I am feigning mock outrage at the notion that she has small breasts, which is ridiculous (and therefore holds comedic value) because it is not something that can be reasonably changed.
Sarcasm isn't only feigning a ridiculous belief, it's feigning a ridiculous belief that is held by the people you are making fun of with your sarcasm. If you ask someone how tall they are and they answer 6ft 2'', there is absolutely no comedic value by replying "How dare you be taller than 6ft?". Absolutely none at all and this is exactly what you just did with your boobs comment.
On the other hand, if someone says he is sorry for being so tall he blocks the view of someone else, NOW it has comedic value to says "how dare you...".
The fact is, your comment demonstrated either a misunderstanding of the context, OR a misunderstanding of what sarcasm is.
This is either a language/ cultural thing then or you just look at humour with a particularly esoteric mindset.
Ask other people to explain it to you, and they'll come up with the same answer. It's why the joke has upvotes and you got downvotes.
> 1) I don't think "girls are lying about having small boobs when they wear push up bras".
> [...]
> absolutely nobody is mad at rstan25 for having small boobs, but because she openly admitted that she lies about it.
You deduced that she "lies" about having small boobs simply from her comment saying "The double push-up bra is God's gift to the flat chested. Sorry, not sorry!"
So, basically what you're saying is that you don't think girls are lying about their breast size by wearing push-up bras, but when rstan25 wears a push up bra she's lying about her breast size because she admits to wearing a push up bra.
Thanks for bringing the butter straight to me, by the way. I was running low!
So women with large or saggy breasts, are they lying when they wear bras because they're not as perky without bras?
What part of "I don't think "girls are lying about having small boobs when they wear push up bras"." did you not understand? It applies to women with large breasts too.
Most women wear whatever bras they prefer because it's more comfortable for them, I know my GF does. The fact is, rstan25 DID ADMIT that HER reason to wear padded bras was to deceive men about her breast size.
You seem weirdly invested in the idea that other men are all like you in their inability to tell the difference between "normal" cleavage vs. pushed-up cleavage. spoiler: most men are able to tell the difference because it's pretty damn obvious. You don't need to crusade against the evil decepticons who are destroying men's dreams with their lie-underwear.
>You seem weirdly invested in the idea that other men are all like you in their inability to tell the difference between "normal" cleavage vs. pushed-up cleavage.
If everyone can tell the difference, it means the purpose of wearing padded bras to make men believe you have bigger boobs is useless, isn't it? Even if it was useless and absolutely everyone could tell the difference, she is still trying to actively deceive and lie to people around her for her own gains.
>You don't need to crusade against the evil decepticons who are destroying men's dreams with their lie-underwear.
Do you really have to take everything to the first degree? Some improved reading comprehension skills may help you understand that I have nothing against the push up bra, but about the act of lying and deceiving people, which you seems to think is okay.
You consider pushup bras lying and deceiving, so I'd say you DO have a problem with them. Also, you aren't really convincing anyone that you aren't on a crusade when you keep making posts like this. Edit: And the reason that like 99.9% of guys don't care that pushup cleavage is obviously fake is because they like how it looks anyway. You have some weird hangups dude.
How many times will I have to repeat myself? Pushup bras aren't deceiving if that isn't what the wearer use them for.
Take this as an example: Someone buy a "potion" which purpose is to make the person who drinks it falls in love with you. It's obviously fake and doesn't work, but the person who buys it think it does. She is wrong in trying to "force" someone into loving her, no matter how useless her attempts are.
Same thing in this case. Sure wearing pushup bras isn't lying and deceiving, but if you wear them in order to lie and deceive, you are wrong.
Pushup bras have one purpose only, dude. Spoiler: It's to make the boobs look a certain way. Literally every woman who has ever worn one has done so to make her boobs look that certain way. Almost literally every guy who has ever had any actual experience with naked women who were not on a screen is aware of the visual difference between pushed up vs. non pushed up boobage. There is not "deception" in a case where someone is wearing something that makes them look a certain way, when every fucking person (except apparently you) is aware that she is wearing that thing and that it is why she looks that certain way. It's like bitching that a woman in high heels is falsely pretending to be taller than she is. That's the point of high heels, and everyone can tell that she is wearing them. And you know what, I feel like my initial impression that you have weird hangups is 100% accurate.
Lol
Lol you're wrong but don't want to admit it so you reply with a generic and pointless comment demonstrating that your maturity level is on par with a 12 years old in order to feel validated by the other people who you know will upvote you only because you took their side in an argument, instead of because of any real kind of logic.
Lol.
> Wahhhh
Ps. does your girlfriend know you make posts about other women's tits?
By saying "sorry not sorry?"
...Yes? Is that not implied?
Sounds like she just doesn't give a shit about your opinion