IamA 22 year old male stripper. AMAA! (self.IAmA)

IAmA

398 ups - 235 downs = 163 votes

I am a 22 year old male stripper in the Denver Metro Area. I've been stripping since last July. I know people are curious about my lifestyle so I decided to do an AMA. Lots of my friends reddit and have no idea what I do for a living and I want to keep it that way, so sorry, no pics.

My Proof: I've submitted my proof to the mods.

Thanks for the questions, I have a party to get to tonight. If anyone wants to ask anything else, go ahead and ask and I'll respond tomorrow. Also if you live in Colorado/Wyoming and want to book, PM me and I'll provide you with that information. Have a good night everyone!

EDIT I'm back so I'll try to get to all your questions.

518 comments submitted at 22:18:59 on Jan 25, 2014 by bandzamakemednce

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  • bandzamakemednce
  • 38 Points
  • 03:32:37, 26 January

Every bachelorette party I have done I've been touched by the bride to be. All but two have blown me and I've fucked all but 4.

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  • jayblesbangs
  • 47 Points
  • 03:33:49, 26 January

and guys are the big pigs. you my friend live my dream every day

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  • Innundator
  • 6 Points
  • 13:33:21, 26 January

yeah everyone sucks equally

HAPPY SURPRISE!

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  • unseine
  • 10 Points
  • 14:40:26, 26 January

Yeah I'm never getting married.

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  • DontPressAltF4
  • 12 Points
  • 16:16:04, 26 January

But not because of this.

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  • unseine
  • 3 Points
  • 17:01:07, 26 January

For many reasons.

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  • chrisk702
  • 3 Points
  • 09:14:29, 27 January

People need to realize a lot of women (people) decide on stuff like this by talking to their friends, word of mouth. So they hear from other women beforehand that this dude has a big dick and would fuck them. Women who don't think getting fucked by a random dude sounds like what they want to do when they want to settle down (or are settled down already, seeing as they're fucking engaged) probably look elsewhere.

If your fiancée runs in a circle of whores, she's a whore, dog.

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  • Sherlock--Holmes
  • 1 Points
  • 14:32:24, 4 April

> If your fiancée runs in a circle of whores, she's a whore, dog.

That's called "Western Women" nowadays.

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  • isacuallyantroll
  • 2 Points
  • 18:59:59, 26 January

How did those marriages turn out?

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  • bandzamakemednce
  • 2 Points
  • 19:38:37, 26 January

I only stay in touch with two of them who I'm still fucking. Obviously theirs weren't so great but the others are probably happily married now.

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  • isacuallyantroll
  • 1 Points
  • 19:51:38, 26 January

How big were the biggest titties you had the pleasure to fuck?

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  • TheGreatXavi
  • 2 Points
  • 04:12:46, 27 January

Have you ever fucked customers who are not physically attractive to you? But I guess if I were you even if the woman is super ugly I would get really horny from all the attention I got.

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  • bandzamakemednce
  • 2 Points
  • 08:01:49, 28 January

No