LPT: If you pull up alongside another car at a junction (where you're both trying to pull out), stop half a car length back. That way he can see past your bonnet, you can see behind his boot, and you can both pull out safely. (self.LifeProTips)

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I did a drawing to explain: http://imgur.com/1bEwqD8

290 comments submitted at 16:14:04 on Dec 13, 2013 by rocketbootkid

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  • NyQuil012
  • 132 Points
  • 17:34:25, 13 December

Goddamit, why can't these British people speak English like the rest of us?

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  • Crim91
  • 45 Points
  • 18:24:09, 13 December

Because their mouths are all fucked up. HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR TEETH?

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  • Saggy-testicle
  • 0 Points
  • 19:21:55, 13 December

Can you see past your chin fat?

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  • towerofterror
  • 11 Points
  • 20:05:29, 13 December

Aren't you britons supposed to be polite? That was uncalled for.

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  • CynicsaurusRex
  • 1 Points
  • 23:32:35, 13 December

You're thinking of Canadians. Brits can be right assholes.

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  • Saggy-testicle
  • 6 Points
  • 20:07:28, 13 December

How was it uncalled for? He insulted a nations teeth. I insulted his nations chin fat.

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  • towerofterror
  • -7 Points
  • 20:10:25, 13 December

It's a joke. If you haven't noticed, us Americans are having a bit of fun circle-jerking about "those crazy Englishmen". I'd advise against taking these insults seriously.

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  • Saggy-testicle
  • 3 Points
  • 20:11:33, 13 December

I wasn't taking it serious. Just starting a bit of a circle jerk about the American obesity problem. Isn't that allowed?

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  • towerofterror
  • 9 Points
  • 20:13:52, 13 December

No. This is an exclusivly pro-US circlejerk.

First you all need us to fight your wars on the continent, now you need to jump on our circle-jerks as well? Seriously....

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  • Saggy-testicle
  • 4 Points
  • 20:18:03, 13 December

Ah sorry. I'd forgot about all those wars in France that you're helping us with. Apologies.

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  • MADSYKO
  • -4 Points
  • 20:22:09, 13 December

Just remember, as much as America sucks, you're country is 1000 times shittier.

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