I participated in one of the biggest Magic: the Gathering tournaments of all time this weekend. In an effort to document it, I posed for pictures near people with exposed asscracks. I present to you Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle. (imgur.com)

funny

81320 ups - 73748 downs = 7572 votes

4591 comments submitted at 21:13:54 on Mar 10, 2014 by OB1FBM

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  • Whoopinstick
  • 2124 Points
  • 23:04:05, 10 March

You got me to look at 16 dude cracks. Well played.

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  • src88
  • 529 Points
  • 23:19:05, 10 March

I'm equally impressed. Had you said i would do that today, i would have called you crazy.

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  • bronky
  • 57 Points
  • 01:07:25, 11 March

Scrolling through an album of ass cracks isn't normal, but on reddit, it is.

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  • ULTIMATE_PUNCH_
  • 2489 Points
  • 22:43:19, 10 March

you nailed the '90s rap album cover' pose

i especially like this one, where you look like a hip hop trio of which the third member is an ass crack

10/10

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  • geoffreythehamster
  • 3516 Points
  • 23:57:52, 10 March

http://i.imgur.com/wHuz87n.jpg Dude.. it was a real album.

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  • PM_ME_YOUR_BUTTHOLE_
  • 1197 Points
  • 00:07:04, 11 March

You won't get enough credit for posting this, but people should check it out.

Lyrical masterpiece.

Track 3 "never gettin outta da crack game" is off the hook.

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  • ShallowBasketcase
  • 146 Points
  • 00:12:18, 11 March

It is so off the hook that it doesn't even know about the hook.

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  • Mr_Smithy
  • 103 Points
  • 00:26:35, 11 March

Such a relavent username. But no, no I will not.

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  • lowbread
  • 118 Points
  • 00:22:02, 11 March

The fire hydrant...... I'm dying here.

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  • maxlanman
  • 191 Points
  • 00:36:06, 11 March

Beat me to the chase... and yours is better. Here was mine: http://i.imgur.com/I9LF607.jpg

And here was my PROOF

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  • YungLean600
  • 298 Points
  • 23:08:28, 10 March

OP looks like he could be Action Bronson with hair

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  • aMillionLasers
  • 153 Points
  • 23:22:09, 10 March

Action Bronson has better hair though

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  • 300_romans
  • 74 Points
  • 23:37:39, 10 March

he looks like rick pitino

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  • SwervinWithBalotelli
  • 48 Points
  • 23:47:09, 10 March

with his hair slicked back

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  • freshkicks
  • 32 Points
  • 23:36:34, 10 March

thats bronsolino

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  • Encyclopedia_Ham
  • 271 Points
  • 00:07:48, 11 March

This needs an album title.

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  • newgabe
  • 462 Points
  • 23:11:47, 10 March

FAITH +1

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  • hehmadeyoulook
  • 2352 Points
  • 21:50:44, 10 March

the tear in your eye makes me think you questioned your decision to make this documentary.

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  • laliloleelee
  • 625 Points
  • 22:15:48, 10 March

He's just doing his Jon Snow brooding face to convey the depth of the project. Or an asscrack shot his dog once.

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  • weekendlush
  • 124 Points
  • 23:04:38, 10 March

this Jon Snow wishes he knew nothing of these cracks

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  • andsoitgoes42
  • 174 Points
  • 23:03:06, 10 March

Jon Snow? Maybe if he and Sam had a baby, actually... Are you a direct descendant, op?

If magic and dragons are possible, I can't see why two men who love each other can't produce a baby, send it into the future and have it pose next to ass cracks.

Stopping hitler is cliche, this is what time travel is for.

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  • Actinopterygii
  • 17 Points
  • 00:39:33, 11 March

I knew I wasn't the only one that saw this! OP totally looks like the love child of John Snow and Sam Tarly.

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  • citizen_coping
  • 1635 Points
  • 22:26:39, 10 March

http://i.imgur.com/YOdovqv.gif

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  • neagrosk
  • 212 Points
  • 22:46:51, 10 March

"Every year thousands of people are exposed to hairy asscracks. Don't let the person behind you be one of them. Take a stand now for covered asscracks!"

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  • The_Painted_Man
  • 333 Points
  • 22:43:38, 10 March

Bravo.

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  • absolute_panic
  • 92 Points
  • 22:46:50, 10 March

No, his eyes are watering from the smell in there.

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  • BladeDancer190
  • 53 Points
  • 23:09:17, 10 March

No, you don't understand. That ass was the most beautiful one he's ever seen.

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  • Telemarketeer
  • 22 Points
  • 23:00:15, 10 March

Someone is forcing him to take these pictures at gunpoint.

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  • jonosvision
  • 15 Points
  • 23:06:11, 10 March

Sometimes the majestic ass crack can overwhelm a person.

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  • imspmn
  • 681 Points
  • 22:47:36, 10 March

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140111125526/community-sitcom/images/d/d3/5X3Thebandit_returns.jpg

The Ass Crack Bandits dream conference.

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  • exitstrateG
  • 247 Points
  • 23:37:09, 10 March

http://i.imgur.com/Lsjqte2.gif

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  • sceptical_dick
  • 29 Points
  • 23:07:06, 10 March

but it was quarter to ass ...

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  • starrfucker
  • 10 Points
  • 00:22:00, 11 March

That song is way to good to just be a novelty song for a tv show. Ben Folds also "leaked" a fake album with a bunch of weird songs on it that are also way too good to be joke songs.

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  • Theorex
  • 20 Points
  • 23:21:56, 10 March

The wonderful Ass Crack Bandit song written just for the episode.

It is surprisingly good, like I have the song good.

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  • flash_memory
  • 3606 Points
  • 22:02:53, 10 March

Stereotypes: the Gathering

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  • MacHaggis
  • 2547 Points
  • 22:42:20, 10 March

That was the funniest part for me. I have never been at a MTG tournament, yet this is EXACTLY how I imagined it to be.

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  • DraugrMurderboss
  • 2112 Points
  • 22:54:58, 10 March

"Man, those stereotypes are so obsolete, there's no way modern MTG players look like that."

[At convention]

"Shit."

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  • joevaded
  • 2095 Points
  • 23:05:24, 10 March

[Looks in mirror]

"Shit."

edit: thanks for the gold!

edit: haha motherfucker ..... I don't know how I fell for that but... making us laugh = gold. Thanks for the giggle.

edit: okay one of you generous bastards just gave me gold for real... I double checked and saw the gold star and felt relieved as I thought I had been Dubya'd. Thank you on behalf of reddit for the server time added for this lovely place.

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  • sharpie32
  • 1457 Points
  • 23:11:32, 10 March

[Doesn't get out of chair, starts webcam.]

"Shit."

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  • Akira_kj
  • 492 Points
  • 23:13:25, 10 March

"Pull your pants up or get a longer shirt I can see"

"Shit."

  • [-]
  • Bluicoq
  • 752 Points
  • 23:29:26, 10 March

[Wipes]

"Shit."

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  • Hooobers
  • 391 Points
  • 23:42:19, 10 March

[SHITTING INTENSIFIES]

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  • ctusk423
  • 206 Points
  • 23:19:08, 10 March

[shits] "Shit."

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  • Lord_Vectron
  • 88 Points
  • 23:22:45, 10 March

[Relates to this comment all too well.]

"Shit."

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  • rampant_tycho
  • 244 Points
  • 23:05:50, 10 March

> there's no way modern MTG players look like that

yeah, i thought it was mainly standard MTG players.

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  • LaboratoryManiac
  • 210 Points
  • 23:18:15, 10 March

Modern players can't afford form-fitting clothes - they spent all their disposable income on their deck.

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  • Loading----------
  • 90 Points
  • 23:08:29, 10 March

I played MTG online last year and gained 10kg. Is there a correlation? Oh shit, I think I'm growing a beard!

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  • sir-lags-a-lot
  • 162 Points
  • 23:37:57, 10 March

Plot Twist: Is a girl

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  • GoonCommaThe
  • 83 Points
  • 23:03:25, 10 March

That's what I felt like when I went to Theatre Fest in high school. I did crew, and my school didn't really have stereotypical theatre kids like you see in movies. Apparently every other school in Illinois does.

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  • RabidVVombat
  • 101 Points
  • 22:54:30, 10 March

I've been to a few, and you are not wrong.

Not even a bit.

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  • bigcalal
  • 654 Points
  • 23:21:55, 10 March

That room contains the terminus of a thousand evolutionary lines. Sadly, those genes have reached the end of a several billion year journey.

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  • the_chandler
  • 258 Points
  • 23:39:03, 10 March

Terminus? No way, that card isn't even legal anymore!

edit: Not legal in standard. GOD YOU GUYS, IT WAS A JOKE.

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  • NYer44
  • 84 Points
  • 00:15:47, 11 March

Is it weird that I totally recognize ass crack number 4? I'm 99% convinced its a kid I went to camp with. Not sure which part of this post is saddest...

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  • OffensiveTroll
  • 151 Points
  • 00:31:36, 11 March

What would you need to bump you up to 100% certainty? Taste? Smell?

Tell me.

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  • Capinboredface
  • 588 Points
  • 23:03:40, 10 March

All I could think about was the smell. It must be smelly as fuck in there.

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  • deniedretried
  • 270 Points
  • 22:54:05, 10 March

Do you have the words ICEC REAM tattooed across your knuckles?

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  • VisualizeWhirledPeas
  • 33 Points
  • 23:24:51, 10 March

I considered it a reflection of his inner angst.

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  • Kevinlynam
  • 26 Points
  • 00:29:40, 11 March

I think it's HERC ULES, but don't quote me on that.

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  • Silent-G
  • 177 Points
  • 00:48:06, 11 March

"I think it's HERC ULES"
-/u/Kevinlynam

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  • TheStabbingHobo
  • 1606 Points
  • 22:14:49, 10 March

Plot twist: OP's butt crack was exposed in every pic as well.

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  • Haacker45
  • 826 Points
  • 22:50:26, 10 March

As a show of solidarity.

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  • Costner_Facts
  • 206 Points
  • 23:15:04, 10 March

For those cracks who are no longer exposed, RIP (rest in pants).

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  • Sortech
  • 174 Points
  • 22:58:03, 10 March

To make such a documentary, one has to become one with nature

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  • FapsMcGee
  • 75 Points
  • 23:06:11, 10 March

Double twist: Another album was generated of OP exposing buttcrack while making album of posing with exposed buttcracks.

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  • SetYourGoals
  • 63 Points
  • 23:18:14, 10 March

"Weird guy exposes crack while doing the Michael Bluth pose next to butts all over a convention center"

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  • Purveyor_Of_Asses
  • 1425 Points
  • 22:13:36, 10 March

Perhaps I'm just self-conscious butt how do you not notice the gentle breeze gracing your exposed shit slit when your sitting down like that? I've seen this so many times in public, I can't help but wonder.

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  • xxiCPTN
  • 729 Points
  • 22:26:12, 10 March

Same here. Sometimes I adjust my shirt and it isn't even up. Any gust of wind over that bad boy and I fix my shirt

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  • dietsalad
  • 255 Points
  • 22:46:22, 10 March

As a big guy myself, anytime I sit down, I grab both sides of my shirt and hold it down.

I normally wear tall tee's, so at least the shirts are of excellent length to hide crack.

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  • TeamVlad
  • 76 Points
  • 22:53:54, 10 March

Genuinely curious. Is there a story behind that username?

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  • ITS-A-JACKAL
  • 145 Points
  • 22:57:56, 10 March

He said he's a big guy. You'd never expect it with such a health conscious username! It's a disguise!

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  • Saladbucket
  • 218 Points
  • 23:19:09, 10 March

some of us just like salad, okay?

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  • BricksAndBatsOnVR
  • 79 Points
  • 22:54:04, 10 March

I'm actually overparanoid about this. I check all the time, and adjust in my seat, only to find about 90% of the time that my shirt and pants are overlapping, and that 10% is almost always just lower back anyway.

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  • baby-bird
  • 90 Points
  • 22:52:34, 10 March

There's this girl doing an internship at my work that lets her shirt ride halfway up her back at all times. I have NO IDEA how she isn't freezing.

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  • el___diablo
  • 233 Points
  • 23:07:41, 10 March

She's warmed by the constant male attention it produces ?

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  • baby-bird
  • 54 Points
  • 23:53:40, 10 March

I've been trying to figure out how to tactfully say that she is not the ideal body type to gather male attention.

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  • YourKingIsHere
  • 9 Points
  • 00:18:54, 11 March

"Your shirt is up from the back. Just saying" while you sip your coffee and walk away.

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  • IRageAlot
  • 43 Points
  • 23:42:06, 10 March

As a person who went from a 40 (in mens) to a 30.... It's so much harder when you're big. Imagine folding a yellow pages in half vs folding a newspaper in half. The yellow pages radius extends so much more. You can have high riding pants and a long shirt as a fatty and you'll show more crack than being skinny with low rise jeans and a tank top. I have zero problems now despite still being in that phase where I wear the smallest stuff I can to show off the weight loss. It probably didn't help that I was mostly ass. Seriously.... No loose skin on my belly, I can see my abs, but my ass looks like an old ladies.

Sometimes I'd reach back and feel my crack so I'd give the middle of my shirt a tug with my thumb and it was just such a waste of time.... But if I stood up my shirt would completely cover my ass.

The crotch seam gets you too... When you sit it doesn't stretch as much as the seat so it pulls the middle down... Fuck so many things about being overweight.

At a certain point you decide showing off your crack in the occasional open back chair is less annoying than wearing a shirt that hangs to your knees and makes you look like a tent....

TL;DR: if you saw my crack it wasn't because I didn't know its because I knew there was nothing to be done in many situations so you learn to not care

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  • burgerdog
  • 109 Points
  • 22:36:22, 10 March

Dat username.

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  • Terboh
  • 1221 Points
  • 22:23:10, 10 March

I can taste the smell of that place through the picture.

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  • absolute_panic
  • 801 Points
  • 22:44:55, 10 March

"Wtf is that smell? Sex?"

"No, lad. It's virgins"

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  • JHole04
  • 482 Points
  • 22:53:11, 10 March

This is where all those suicide bombers are sent upon death to reap their rewards.

  • [-]
  • beachill
  • 154 Points
  • 22:59:03, 10 March

Pretty much this

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  • risto1116
  • 289 Points
  • 23:02:39, 10 March

The only combo unknown to Magic players

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  • thursdayaug22
  • 465 Points
  • 23:14:05, 10 March

Shower + jelly beans + weird blue scarf pose.

I don't get it.

  • [-]
  • Kendrich
  • 68 Points
  • 23:23:07, 10 March

What do you run? white weenies? burn?

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  • Pseudolntellectual
  • 11 Points
  • 23:32:00, 10 March

These are some throwback decks

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  • neckbeard_paragon
  • 230 Points
  • 22:55:52, 10 March

Dude you look like Jon Snow mixed with Samwell Tarly

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  • Calimariae
  • 200 Points
  • 23:19:36, 10 March

Yes.

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  • theRagingEwok
  • 52 Points
  • 00:02:51, 11 March

holy shit that's uncanny

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  • 18thcenturyPolecat
  • 25 Points
  • 00:09:16, 11 March

I WAS GONNA SAY.

Look, I know its not really acceptable to tell people what to do with their bodies as if a strangers unsolicited opinion of their attractiveness should matter to them what-so-ever, so I'll couch this as a health thing:

OP, you are hilarious, and FOR YOUR HEALTH have you considered a workout regimen that emphasizes strength and endurance..so that you can become your final form, sexy, sexy Jon snow^so ^cute?

Consider it.

Love,

Nerdy Ladies Everywhere

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  • jake_newton
  • 244 Points
  • 22:18:08, 10 March

Aaaaaand unfortunately, I know the first ass crack...he is a regular at my work.

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  • Platypussy
  • 156 Points
  • 23:26:43, 10 March

Yeah I'd recognize that ass-crack anywhere!

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  • Nyarlathotep124
  • 22 Points
  • 00:19:37, 11 March

Relevant.

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  • AIRmike1877
  • 235 Points
  • 22:02:27, 10 March

dude your pose alone is hilarious. Its deep.

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  • FaroutIGE
  • 109 Points
  • 22:42:46, 10 March

Action Bronsolinio

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  • Glamourgangster
  • 2998 Points
  • 22:48:04, 10 March

This will probably get buried, but I went to a magic tournament with my ex in Fort Worth and apparently they were holding a body building completion there as well. During the breaks I would sit outside and watch as the pale and flaccid started to merge with the orange and toned, both were giving each other "What weirdos" looks and I felt like I had gotten a free ticket to the zoo. It was a winning combination.

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  • darth_chez
  • 1397 Points
  • 23:07:07, 10 March

This sounds like an episode of south park in the making.

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  • RamsesThePigeon
  • 2532 Points
  • 23:24:50, 10 March

Stan goes to the body building competition with Randy, who is attending with the intention of learning how to bulk up.

Kyle, Kenny, and Butters all go to the Magic: The Gathering tournament. Butters expresses confusion, as he was under the impression that they'd be witnessing a magic show.

Cartman buys passes to both events. He intends to sell counterfeit cards to the Magic players and clean pee (for drug tests) to the bodybuilders, but discovers that clean pee - for some reason - is in high demand at the card tournament.

Randy gets lost and becomes hooked on Magic: The Gathering.

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  • agentstaple
  • 496 Points
  • 23:50:01, 10 March

Side plot

> Butters expresses confusion, as he was under the impression that they'd be witnessing a magic show.

Gets talked into trying body building and steroids.

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  • Sayis
  • 414 Points
  • 00:07:39, 11 March

"Aw gee, steroids? Bu-but those are illegal!"

"No no kid, these aren't steroids. They're uh... natural, yeah, all natural, they're just like vitamins."

"...Well, mom and dad are always saying I should make sure to get enough vitamins! What vitamins do they have, anyways?

"Uh... all of them?"

"All of them?! Oh boy, that sounds great! I'll take one!"

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  • DeCoYDownUnder
  • 165 Points
  • 00:25:37, 11 March

i cant get his voice OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

  • [-]
  • Jungle2266
  • 94 Points
  • 00:38:38, 11 March

Oh hamburgers.

  • [-]
  • Zygg
  • 15 Points
  • 01:07:17, 11 March

All these bitches is kissing fellers, when they could be making some serious fucking money!

  • [-]
  • puremanbird
  • 10 Points
  • 00:08:51, 11 March

"I want you to know that I'm very sorry about butters. Just in general."

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  • Lyonguard
  • 878 Points
  • 23:37:14, 10 March

That's the most plausible pitch for a South Park episode I've ever heard.

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  • Vaderex1
  • 107 Points
  • 00:26:30, 11 March

I'm guessing you've never seen this then.

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  • crazyei8hts
  • 144 Points
  • 00:50:17, 11 March

Wait....that's also /u/RamsesThePigeon....I'm starting to think he is actually a South Park writer.

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  • RamsesThePigeon
  • 86 Points
  • 00:53:44, 11 March

I wish. I'm just an author with a skill for imitating other folks' styles.

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  • WildcaRD7
  • 108 Points
  • 00:01:41, 11 March

"Shaaaarooon, can I pretty please have some money to but Magic: The Gathering cards?"

Sigh "No, Randy."

"Nelson's wife would let him have money to buy Magic: The Gathering cards..."

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  • Dirus
  • 10 Points
  • 00:33:49, 11 March

Is it normal for people to refer to it as Magic: The Gathering cards instead of Magic cards?

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  • JJFirehawk
  • 16 Points
  • 23:46:02, 10 March

I would watch this.

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  • darth_chez
  • 75 Points
  • 23:27:52, 10 March

slow clap

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  • Ramiroj08
  • 37 Points
  • 23:53:05, 10 March

That's actually a great idea for an episode Matt and trey Parker should be reading reddit comments

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  • Easilycrazyhat
  • 22 Points
  • 23:44:09, 10 March

Quick! Call Trey!

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  • Spoonsire
  • 10 Points
  • 23:54:19, 10 March

And now i remember why i have you marked as "South Park Synopsis Guy".

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  • fun_boat
  • 148 Points
  • 23:19:59, 10 March

My gains get so many babes

My mana pool gets so many babes

  • [-]
  • darth_chez
  • 35 Points
  • 23:21:11, 10 March

What if they mated and created a superhuman magic playing bodybuilder

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  • Calnex
  • 60 Points
  • 23:30:18, 10 March

And risk creating a subhuman non-magic playing neckbeard?

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  • betreyal
  • 65 Points
  • 23:33:41, 10 March

So /r/fitness ?

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  • CUNT_SHITTER
  • 11 Points
  • 23:31:07, 10 March

Vin Diesel?

That's D&D though, not MTG.

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  • Lowbacca1977
  • 41 Points
  • 23:18:26, 10 March

A few years ago, I was at wondercon and there was a volleyball tournament in the same convention center. I feel there were some boys around the 12-16 age that felt they had it MADE that weekend.

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  • Js63999
  • 65 Points
  • 23:04:11, 10 March

I would watch a movie based off this.

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  • restricteddata
  • 34 Points
  • 23:48:58, 10 March

I was at a conference at a big convention center in Hartford, CT, that had three large groups there:

  • The Society for Historians of American Foreign Relations — mostly balding tweedy white guys in suits (that's my crew)

  • Some kind of organization for Ministers' Wives and Widows — all elderly African-American ladies with huge, awesome hats

  • A body-building competition — leathery-looking people with bulging veins and weathered skin, of the "condom stuffed with walnuts" variety

Best of all, there was only one Starbucks for the whole place, so every morning there would be a huge line for all three conventions. And there was just never, ever any question of who belonged to which group. Zero demographic overlap.

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  • slythekid
  • 158 Points
  • 22:36:54, 10 March

You look like Action Bronson

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  • RickHate
  • 28 Points
  • 23:04:59, 10 March

Holy shit, I wasn't the only one. That was the first thing i thought.

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  • irrelevant_user_name
  • 9 Points
  • 23:16:17, 10 March

Yup. Rare squats and all.

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  • CaneFanMitch
  • 1932 Points
  • 21:16:56, 10 March

This is the funniest thing I've seen all fucking week. wish i had money to give ya gold thanks for the laughs.

Thanks for the fucking gold you fucking awesome fucker.

  • [-]
  • OB1FBM
  • 1649 Points
  • 21:18:46, 10 March

Thanks. Show your friends. It's part funny, part social commentary and part PSA.

  • [-]
  • BlondeGirlTinyBrain
  • 824 Points
  • 22:46:05, 10 March

http://i.imgur.com/FEFpMel.gif

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  • sommerz
  • 508 Points
  • 23:01:21, 10 March

Y'all know it's legit cause of the olive branches 'n shit

  • [-]
  • Bold_N_ANGRY
  • 97 Points
  • 23:09:52, 10 March

I'm Greek and I support this message.

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  • GreyAgency
  • 94 Points
  • 23:03:25, 10 March

Woah! Silver's getting fancy.

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  • lothlorien5454
  • 61 Points
  • 23:30:15, 10 March

It even comes with music

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  • legionfresh
  • 17 Points
  • 23:40:54, 10 March

Okay that shit had me laughing so hard.

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  • fts_17
  • 169 Points
  • 22:47:37, 10 March

Booty hap OP like

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  • astickywhale
  • 51 Points
  • 23:02:26, 10 March

That was my favorite pic.

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  • OB1FBM
  • 245 Points
  • 23:39:56, 10 March

For everyone making the Action Bronson comparisons (as well as a shameless plug), I also rap. Check out freshbreezemovement.bandcamp.com and let me know how much worse I am than him.

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  • boddah_
  • 41 Points
  • 00:05:13, 11 March

...was pleasantly surpised!

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  • MayIReiterate
  • 28 Points
  • 00:06:21, 11 March

That was actually good yea...

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  • tacothecat
  • 74 Points
  • 21:57:40, 10 March

The 8th one looks like you are about to shed a tear. Was it that beautiful?

EDIT: This is beautiful

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  • kenzieone
  • 166 Points
  • 22:00:12, 10 March

Man i love OC in this sub

Too much of /r/funny 's shit is just plain not funny, is a repost, or is so generic it could fit in /r/wtf or /r/pics just as easily

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  • ClaudioRules
  • 3815 Points
  • 21:44:31, 10 March

maybe it is just me but I enjoyed your poses more than the actual exposed asscracks

cracked me up

Edit: Just noticed that a dude below this comment got gold. I like to think I had a part in that, like 1 "gold assist"

Edit 2: Thanks for the actual gold! Tell me who you are and I will show you my ass crack and you can pose next to it

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  • AvengerAdam
  • 4100 Points
  • 23:03:38, 10 March

To me it looks like he's posing for an infomercial to help these people

"For just 10 cents a day, you can you help people like Timmy here afford pants that completely cover his bottom"

In the arrrrms of an angelllll ....

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  • Evoandroidevo
  • 1113 Points
  • 23:15:40, 10 March

Gold when I get home

Edit: gold given http://i.imgur.com/I1Sknta.png

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  • bigcalal
  • 557 Points
  • 23:19:33, 10 March

This is getting gold when I get to work

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  • josh1367
  • 1292 Points
  • 23:21:42, 10 March

this is getting gold when I get a job

^(jk I'm just a cheapskate)

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  • ISwearThisIsOriginal
  • 422 Points
  • 23:28:29, 10 March

This is getting gold when I lose my virginity.

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  • bleakeh
  • 291 Points
  • 23:31:31, 10 March

When? Slow down there buddy.

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  • 666666666666666
  • 71 Points
  • 23:40:08, 10 March

He can forget about that then

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  • doesnt_give_you_gold
  • 149 Points
  • 23:21:54, 10 March

Gold. Gold for everyone.

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  • Ergok
  • 56 Points
  • 23:23:34, 10 March

Will I get.... hang on a sec.

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  • hekkycatz
  • 31 Points
  • 23:21:47, 10 March

Damn you, I almost forgot that commercial and that song.

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  • yourmomspubichair
  • 211 Points
  • 23:03:01, 10 March

Consistent yet different. Also heavy emotion in the eyes. I appreciated the variation in hand poses.

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  • megustadotjpg
  • 92 Points
  • 23:25:13, 10 March

I was wondering, is OP shedding a tear in pic 8? Makes it even more hilarious, as if it were a truly unique and rare piece of asscrack.

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  • groovyJABRONI
  • 292 Points
  • 23:23:56, 10 March

So many cracks

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  • EKtoker
  • 276 Points
  • 23:04:46, 10 March

I love how he's just crying a single tear in one of the pictures

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  • PoozTool13
  • 385 Points
  • 22:29:08, 10 March

That conference center is the best. They have a homeschool conference every year that spawns golden opportunities like this

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  • GiraffePaper
  • 781 Points
  • 22:43:34, 10 March

It's the same conference, they just have two different entrances.

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  • rosiedoes
  • 139 Points
  • 22:49:40, 10 March

Well, I guess we know which entrance these guys use.

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  • xisytenin
  • 110 Points
  • 23:01:03, 10 March

The impregnable one

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  • slightly_inaccurate
  • 42 Points
  • 23:10:37, 10 March

These virgins are impregnable, their style is impotent

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  • ZincHead
  • 126 Points
  • 23:03:17, 10 March

The Ass Crack Bandit would have a field day here.

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  • ronnoc55
  • 30 Points
  • 23:07:00, 10 March

Twist: /u/OB1FBM IS the Ass Crack Bandit.

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  • dudstur
  • 167 Points
  • 22:44:10, 10 March

That hardstyle pose though.

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  • Rebar_Bryant
  • 208 Points
  • 23:02:08, 10 March

I love how the black guy even assisted him.

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  • Gutzs
  • 44 Points
  • 23:16:20, 10 March

You're right! That is THE black guy.

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  • Animatedreality
  • 101 Points
  • 23:15:55, 10 March

There was a black guy there guys! See it's cool!

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  • exthere
  • 119 Points
  • 23:07:49, 10 March

BEEN SPENDIN' MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN' IN A BUTT CRACK PARADISE

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  • immameoba
  • 63 Points
  • 23:00:37, 10 March

I truly feel I was looking at the cover of a gospel album everytime.

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  • Raptorrye15
  • 95 Points
  • 22:42:46, 10 March

You should have stuck a quarter down each exposed asscrack

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  • RabidVVombat
  • 215 Points
  • 22:56:45, 10 March

In that room? You'd be broke in minutes.

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  • friday6700
  • 25 Points
  • 23:27:20, 10 March

"Can you change another hundred to quarters?!"

"Why?"

"JUST DO IT!"

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  • Gigabeto
  • 92 Points
  • 22:57:27, 10 March

OP

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  • t00th_pick
  • 15 Points
  • 23:12:22, 10 March

making it hail

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  • Lellux
  • 249 Points
  • 21:44:00, 10 March

I hope you brought some Febreze with you. In my experience, the smell of MTG groups could strip the paint off a footlocker.

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  • Batman010
  • 72 Points
  • 23:15:21, 10 March

Oh man, I use to play at a location that used a backroom with zero ventilation, I had to stop going, I couldn't deal with it. I begged the management to let me put up signs about personal hygiene.

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  • lasthorizon25
  • 17 Points
  • 23:28:00, 10 March

That's disgusting.

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  • Thehealeroftri
  • 424 Points
  • 21:43:06, 10 March

The people who I would expect to be at a Magic: The Gathering tournament are at a Magic: The Gathering tournament.

No surprises in these pictures.

Buttcracks galore!

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  • Boner4SCP106
  • 164 Points
  • 21:52:06, 10 March

There's a girl in the 4th pic, and she looks relatively happy. That's a big surprise.

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  • flirtydodo
  • 139 Points
  • 22:33:39, 10 March

maybe she likes big butts

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  • NedryOS
  • 62 Points
  • 22:40:49, 10 March

Well I know how the saying goes but I'm fairly certain she's lying to herself.

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  • Itztikeit
  • 63 Points
  • 22:46:24, 10 March

Magic is one of the best games I've ever played, and no one doubts it attracts perhaps the most reclusive nerd group type in existence.

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  • Show-Me-Your-Moves
  • 36 Points
  • 23:00:15, 10 March

Playing EDH with beers and friends is one of the greatest gaming experiences.

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  • kindabored1234
  • 60 Points
  • 22:56:16, 10 March

I have been to one of these tournaments. From my experience I have extrapolated a rule. Nobody is physically average at these tournaments. Everybody is either extremely over or under weight. Also there is one girl who gets ALL the attention and one girl who gets none of the attention at all because she doesn't look like a girl at all (my friends and I played "guess the gender" with some difficulty at the tourney).

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  • orderofthehood
  • 17 Points
  • 22:24:53, 10 March

Just..... so fucking funny. Excellent idea, excellent execution.

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  • trampus1
  • 215 Points
  • 22:36:32, 10 March

March 10th, 2014. The day the neckbeards became self aware and started turning on each other.

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  • GadTheCreator
  • 120 Points
  • 23:09:27, 10 March

The Backsides of March

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  • TheFudgeFactory
  • 17 Points
  • 22:24:09, 10 March

What, no girl crack?

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  • JessieRahl
  • 25 Points
  • 22:59:23, 10 March

That would require a greater number of girls.

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  • Le_Atheist_Fedora
  • 29 Points
  • 23:19:54, 10 March

That would require a girl.

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  • killslash
  • 16 Points
  • 23:41:24, 10 March

I saw one......

One

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  • W00KIEL0VER
  • 29 Points
  • 22:57:26, 10 March

Something about sweaty nerd cracks brings me back to my youth. Well done, you are like the Vanna White of man ass.

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  • AdventureSphere
  • 14 Points
  • 00:09:26, 11 March

> Well done, you are like the Vanna White of man ass.

I feel fairly certain that you are the first person in human history to say or write that particular sentence.

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  • lonewolf504
  • 41 Points
  • 22:33:38, 10 March

Dude... the prayer hands thing is cracking me up

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  • COPE_V2
  • 29 Points
  • 23:02:06, 10 March

You look exactly like Action Bronson when he rare squats

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  • awe300
  • 162 Points
  • 22:10:36, 10 March

have some gold you funny motherfucker

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  • OB1FBM
  • 111 Points
  • 22:23:05, 10 March

Thanks! I appreciate it.

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  • SoundHound
  • 51 Points
  • 21:48:30, 10 March

Your expressionless face makes it all the better.

Thanks for the chuckle.

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  • omfgitsmal
  • 28 Points
  • 22:59:59, 10 March

You have pretty eyes.

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  • velvta
  • 8 Points
  • 22:39:56, 10 March

Funniest post I've seen in a while.