[Comic] About As Lucky As Me... (i.imgur.com)

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1761 ups - 862 downs = 899 votes

304 comments submitted at 16:20:45 on Mar 3, 2014 by andrewlay

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  • JoshuaBr
  • 54 Points
  • 17:07:24, 3 March

$10 says the author is a 300 pound neckbeard.

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  • Sureiyaa
  • 26 Points
  • 18:01:57, 3 March

Where's my $10?

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  • Tyger-Tyger
  • 1 Points
  • 20:44:30, 3 March

He's still pretty ugly.

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  • Deluxe_Flame
  • 6 Points
  • 17:55:16, 3 March

Just a Spanish speaking dude, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNZNz18n0KE#t=31

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  • Litagano
  • -11 Points
  • 17:30:49, 3 March

...why is neckbeard an insult, anyway? Nothing wrong with having a beard on your neck if you're comfortable with it.

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  • KTY_
  • 60 Points
  • 17:35:27, 3 March

It's not about the neckbeard on the outside, but the neckbeard on the inside.

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  • mrsmith099
  • 4 Points
  • 17:34:15, 3 March

Or if you can't grow a full beard... like my uhh friend.

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  • Sureiyaa
  • 14 Points
  • 18:03:33, 3 March

I'm terribly sorry but if you can't grow a full beard, you should really just...not.

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  • mrsmith099
  • 5 Points
  • 18:07:44, 3 March

I've only tried to grow a full bear once, and it didn't go well. I won't be making that mistake again! Thanks for the advice!

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  • Dexceleration
  • 8 Points
  • 18:18:22, 3 March

Well to be fair, growing a full bear isn't bound to go well under most circumstances.

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  • EpicFail25
  • 3 Points
  • 18:56:44, 3 March

Dude, be careful growing a full bear, you can get in serious trouble with the law depending on where you are. Here in America we only have the right to bear arms.

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  • DorianOrange
  • 1 Points
  • 19:41:01, 3 March

As a representative of the movement for the right to arm bears, I think we should all join together. Bears are people too!

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  • CptDoritos
  • 3 Points
  • 17:34:06, 3 March

What about the legendary face-neck-chest beard combo?

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  • dylrocks95
  • 6 Points
  • 17:43:45, 3 March

I'm a male who believes that if a man can grow facial hair, he should be growing facial hair... But that? ...I don't advocate that in any sense.

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  • Anthan
  • 2 Points
  • 18:40:00, 3 March

I think that's not a beard. That's fur

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  • JakalDX
  • 2 Points
  • 19:54:25, 3 March

He's a toplane god, he's allowed to look any way he wants

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  • StillApony
  • 6 Points
  • 17:37:15, 3 March

I've been called a neckbeard even though my beard is thin and I shave my neck.

Apparently any beard is a neck beard.

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  • dylrocks95
  • 1 Points
  • 17:44:57, 3 March

Yeah, as long as you have hair on your face, you qualify as a "neckbeard."

I realize that's dumb, but that's where that part of society has put us.

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  • Cloudpico
  • 2 Points
  • 18:54:04, 3 March

Reddit isn't society.

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  • dylrocks95
  • 1 Points
  • 19:05:22, 3 March

I wasn't talking about Reddit, though. I was talking about society.

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  • Cloudpico
  • 1 Points
  • 19:35:13, 3 March

Never have I heard the word "neckbeard" used in a derogatory form, in society.

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  • Litagano
  • 1 Points
  • 19:50:46, 3 March

The only place I hear it is on the Internet

Doesn't make it less annoying though, IMO

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  • Cloudpico
  • 1 Points
  • 20:01:50, 3 March

It's incredibly annoying as well as the overused and abused fedora. It was funny for a week then just got stupid.

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  • CraftyCaprid
  • 1 Points
  • 19:20:00, 3 March

I've been called a neck beard and I keep clean shaven!

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  • WoolyCaterpillar
  • 1 Points
  • 19:04:47, 3 March

It's a state of mind.