My girlfriends racist mom sends her a birthday card. We're an interracial couple. Description in comments. (i.imgur.com)

WTF

10762 ups - 7990 downs = 2772 votes

3222 comments submitted at 13:21:50 on Nov 6, 2013 by TheFieldTrip

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  • Erra0
  • 390 Points
  • 15:36:37, 6 November

He sure looks like a stand up guy to me: (Warning, these are cringe worthy)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1jl5sk/whatisthemostinsanethingyougotaway_with/cbg468y

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ohnrl/whohasdatedsomeonefamousbeforetheymadeit/ccshtop

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1mvzeh/whatsyourfunniestcrazieststripclub_experience/ccdkrb7

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  • LipStick_SuckerPunch
  • 213 Points
  • 16:21:49, 6 November

What the fuck? Does OP really think it's the color of his skin that her parents are worried about? He admits to being a fucking drug dealer and stealing drugs from people in strip clubs. He claims to have formed a "mafia" in his school where they "ran that shit." But he's using the race card? I mean...her parents might not being going the right way about it but jesus I wouldn't want my daughter anywhere near OP either.

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  • ghostchamber
  • 12 Points
  • 16:53:43, 6 November

Unfortunately, there are a lot of delusional people that will associate any dislike of them to something arbitrary, particularly to discredit those that don't like them.

One time I got accused of being racist against Puerto Ricans because one of my employees did something remarkably stupid, so I wrote him up. He mouthed off so I sent him home. Comes in the next day telling everyone that I'm racist. HR had to get involved. It was a fucking pain in the ass, but everyone knew he was full of shit anyway (including other minorities that laughed at the notion of me being racist).

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  • why_rob_y
  • 2 Points
  • 17:09:29, 6 November

> (including other minorities that laughed at the notion of me being racist).

I'm not remotely trying to imply that you're a racist, but it IS possible for someone to be racist just against one (or more) particular group(s) rather than across the board racist.

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  • whatglasses5
  • 22 Points
  • 16:50:09, 6 November

It's racist to dislike drug dealers!!!

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  • LipStick_SuckerPunch
  • 2 Points
  • 16:59:30, 6 November

I've been racist my whole life and didn't even know it! Where did my mother go wrong!

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  • rao_ur
  • 1 Points
  • 17:10:58, 6 November

because they are always black?

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  • World-Weariness
  • 7 Points
  • 16:54:04, 6 November

Not even that... At this point I would just assume he wrote this himself. His history makes it at least plausible.

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  • EdAnt
  • 3 Points
  • 17:05:13, 6 November

His girl probably told him it's because of racism. I'm sure she's not the best catch either, if she's dating him.

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  • cipher64
  • 2 Points
  • 17:00:23, 6 November

Yeah, that's why I was a little skeptical, because they said it isn't working, without any hint of racism.

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  • asmosdeus
  • 0 Points
  • 16:54:19, 6 November

Everyone is Super Arnold Schwartznegger Steven Hawking Rambo He-Man Nucky Thompson Walter White Superman Johnny Knoxville Supreme, when they're on the internet.

He was probably just talking shit.

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  • LipStick_SuckerPunch
  • 1 Points
  • 17:07:58, 6 November

No, not everyone is "Super Arnold Schwartznegger Steven Hawking Rambo He-Man Nucky Thompson Walter White Superman Johnny Knoxville Supreme" while on the internet. A lot of people are but not everyone.

If someone is going to make a post on how their girlfriends parents are raging fuck-faced assholes that only hate on them because of their skin color... they should probably do it on a separate account that doesn't have them admiting to stealing drugs, selling drugs and being a major asshole in high school...whether it's true or not.

Plus, who the fuck brags about that kind of shit to try and make cool points? Is OP a 12 year old boy?

Edit: I'm not the one down voting you by the way. Just explaining my opinion.

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  • tonyMEGAphone
  • 0 Points
  • 17:06:41, 6 November

Is the race card a black jack of clubs?

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  • tjandearl
  • -1 Points
  • 17:06:10, 6 November

your jimmies are over-rustled. Your daughter would probably get in absolutely no real-world trouble hanging out with OP. My guess is OP wasn't very popular in school, spends about 8-10 hours a day on a computer that doesn't involve doing any kind of work, and just speaks to hear himself talk. He is your basic beta personality who attempts to use clearly B.S. stories to try and garner attention and social status, he's your textbook compulsive liar. if you did something whatever it was he already did it 10x better and more hardcore.

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  • Erra0
  • 1 Points
  • 17:11:06, 6 November

Actually, in a different part of the thread we've deduced who the guy is. He has a wiki page but isn't famous enough to have to lie about it. A number of his stories are actually looking to be true, though embellished.

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  • Donnie3030
  • 104 Points
  • 16:16:01, 6 November

The first comment you posted sounds like such bullshit.

Edit: Wow. The others are just as bad. This guy is full of shit.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually a racist old woman.

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  • Seagull84
  • 3 Points
  • 16:39:35, 6 November

Maybe he's secretly Tucker Max.

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  • azz808
  • 1 Points
  • 17:06:52, 6 November

Yeah, I read the first one and realised that this guy is a liar.

Read the next 2 and realised this guy is a serial liar.

I would say I agree with his GF's mum, but I don't think there is a GF's mum. Or a GF.

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  • WhiskeyTangoF
  • 21 Points
  • 16:36:10, 6 November

I now have OP tagged as "full of shit"

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  • TreesACrowd
  • 11 Points
  • 16:36:03, 6 November

This stuff needs to be at the very top of this thread.

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  • Arch_0
  • 3 Points
  • 16:43:04, 6 November

Exactly. With a little background on the topic that card is very different.

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  • Completely__Serious
  • 5 Points
  • 16:36:54, 6 November

>Me- "hey hows it goin" Her- "oh hey sexy, my pussy is so wet right now you're so fuckin sexy"

Seems like a normal way to start a conversation. Checks out. This guy's goo- Wait? What's that. He's full of shit. Right, that makes more sense.

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  • inane_intelligence
  • 9 Points
  • 16:30:53, 6 November

My first thought after reading the letter was if it was even true that her mom wrote the letter. Then I realized it's the internet. No one lies on the internet, right? Right??

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  • Luca20
  • 3 Points
  • 16:44:38, 6 November

This guy puts a lot of work into his bullshit.. He probably wrote this letter and found a white girl to hold it for a picture.

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  • skarbowski
  • 3 Points
  • 16:47:30, 6 November

EL OH FUCKING EL man this shit just keeps getting better.

His entire comment history should be crossposted to /r/cringeworthy.

Took me ages to read his posts. Too much cringe.

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  • WallyRenfield
  • 2 Points
  • 16:52:01, 6 November

Or some of these.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1lrnzr/redditwhatisyourmostawkwardsexual/cc292n0?context=3

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1lnw0t/manwhoresandladyslutsofredditwhatis_the/cc1hnvy?context=3

Notice how in the 2nd one he claims to have boned someone else's fiance. Yup, real winner we have here.

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  • heart-cooks-brain
  • 2 Points
  • 16:56:43, 6 November

I wondered why I hadn't seen OP in this thread yet... its all coming together.

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  • sometimesimweird
  • 1 Points
  • 17:01:45, 6 November

wow OP is a complete fucking toolbag

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  • azz808
  • 1 Points
  • 17:02:35, 6 November

> He sure ~~looks~~ make's up crazy bullshit stories to try to look like a like a stand ~~up~~ over guy to me

FTFY

Good find though. What a tool

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  • Sneakysteve
  • 1 Points
  • 17:03:04, 6 November

Thanks for posting this. This comment should really be closer to the top of the page as this makes OP go from "unfairly stereotyped" to "justifiably disliked"

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  • SOAD008
  • 1 Points
  • 17:05:41, 6 November

and today I learned that OP is ALWAYS a faggot