I am Kenny Hotz AMA (self.IAmA)

IAmA

5243 ups - 3848 downs = 1395 votes

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EDIT 1: New youtube channel - Every episode of KVS plus DVD extras and all my other shit.

Well that was fun. Gotta go eat. I'll check back later if there's any good ones. Go watch all my shit for free.

2763 comments submitted at 17:29:54 on Jan 1, 2013 by kennethjoelhotz

  • [-]
  • NakedAnt
  • 14 Points
  • 18:06:31, 1 January

Are you trying to convince us that you don't go around fucking high school girls on prom night?

  • [-]
  • kennethjoelhotz
  • -125 Points
  • 18:55:49, 1 January

No, I'm trying to convince you I do. "I don't fuck them. I rape them. Then fuck them. But it usually ends with them being happy about it. I keep Katy Perry CD's in my pocket."

ps. that is a spenny quote.

  • [-]
  • number1dilbertfan
  • 46 Points
  • 16:42:43, 2 January

And you claim that people pay you to make jokes?

  • [-]
  • ngwoo
  • 24 Points
  • 17:49:10, 2 January

Maybe they actually pay him to stop making jokes and he just got confused.

  • [-]
  • thebeebopbooper
  • 92 Points
  • 14:27:25, 2 January

No wonder you barely have a career.

  • [-]
  • kennethjoelhotz
  • -65 Points
  • 14:45:29, 2 January

really? what office do you work in?

  • [-]
  • Teilzeithippie
  • 60 Points
  • 15:35:51, 2 January

I don't see thebeebopbooper pandering to 13 year old boys on reddit for attention & relevance

  • [-]
  • LittleCitrus
  • -26 Points
  • 17:32:05, 2 January

SRS does this every damn day...

  • [-]
  • gregclouds
  • 28 Points
  • 18:02:38, 2 January

because raping high school girls is hilarious! fuck off

  • [-]
  • LittleCitrus
  • -23 Points
  • 18:39:55, 2 January

Never said that it was, just saying the biggest thing that srs does is argue with children all day. Your liberal arts degree at work...

  • [-]
  • Teilzeithippie
  • 14 Points
  • 19:23:44, 2 January

DAE le STEM?

  • [-]
  • LittleCitrus
  • -11 Points
  • 19:46:11, 2 January

Is that the only response? How is this unlike the rest of reddit, where they parrot everyone around them? Go back to correcting 15 year olds on the internet and getting trolled by the white pride fuck heads.

  • [-]
  • kratistos
  • 0 Points
  • 20:51:56, 2 January

You mean the SRS that's totally not a downvote brigade?

  • [-]
  • LittleCitrus
  • 2 Points
  • 22:51:11, 2 January

dont step in the poop, fart, butts

  • [-]
  • TrashCanKitten
  • -7 Points
  • 18:18:46, 2 January

Well, Hotz's comment DID make it to the front page of the SRS subreddit..

  • [-]
  • thebeebopbooper
  • 40 Points
  • 15:54:42, 2 January

You really think that is a comeback? You're betting that I... don't work in an office? HAHAHA I GET IT!!!

Wtf?

  • [-]
  • downvote_syndrome
  • 15 Points
  • 16:18:46, 2 January

Or he's betting you do work in an office working a shit job for the man.

  • [-]
  • thebeebopbooper
  • 9 Points
  • 17:21:36, 2 January

ohhh.... I get it, I guess.

  • [-]
  • zoidberg69
  • 3 Points
  • 22:19:43, 2 January

Kenny: longtime fan here, especially of your culturally insensitive humour! I think the types who comment in this butthurt parade don't work in offices. If we assume that they can move - if their morbid obesity doesn't keep them with their cats in the studio apartment - they likely spend all day in a "mom and pop" coffee shop blogging about how unfair or prejudicial everything is and how their poor life choices oppress them. They especially love pointing out how offensive any sort of humour is, in the hopes of turning every working comedian into Margaret Cho or Steve Allen circa 1962.

  • [-]
  • mu_mu_lambda
  • 145 Points
  • 13:06:16, 2 January

Haha. Rape culture. Destroying somebody's life. Hilarious. You've got some real wit there Kenny.

  • [-]
  • hitlersshit
  • -12 Points
  • 20:35:02, 2 January

Not all rape victims have their lives destroyed. By saying that you are dehumanizing them.

  • [-]
  • mu_mu_lambda
  • 1 Points
  • 22:08:29, 2 January

I can't even imagine what it takes to deal with such an event and I apologise if I came across as offensive - Kenneth's ignorant comment really hit a nerve and I felt something needed to be said.

  • [-]
  • hitlersshit
  • 1 Points
  • 22:21:44, 2 January

If you said what you feel, that's cool. We need more emotion on this site. But come on, don't equate rape with someone's life being destroyed. Certainly that may be true for some, but is it true for all?

  • [-]
  • mu_mu_lambda
  • 3 Points
  • 22:34:29, 2 January

I'd rather throw out a statement that rape is a terrible, terrible thing then say for some people it might not be as damaging as for others.

  • [-]
  • hitlersshit
  • 0 Points
  • 22:53:43, 2 January

Of course it is terrible. But does it ruin a life? Who are you to say it ruins the majority of lives? You know what I mean?

  • [-]
  • SocialistKilljoy
  • 135 Points
  • 14:13:55, 2 January

As someone who has actually been raped, fuck you. What a worthless excuse for humor. You have absolutely nothing to gain from this except the approval of idiots and rapists, whom you have just flippantly validated. Way to be on the side of rapists.

Edit: To anybody late to the party, the quotation marks and p.s. were edited in later.

  • [-]
  • Sureiyaa
  • 31 Points
  • 17:38:42, 2 January

Well.......fuck. I actually agree with SRS on this one.

  • [-]
  • SocialistKilljoy
  • 31 Points
  • 18:05:22, 2 January

Lol, thanks. You should agree with me a lot. I'm pretty great.

  • [-]
  • Shagoosty
  • -17 Points
  • 18:06:25, 2 January

If you get offended at 50 things every day, you're bound to be right eventually.

  • [-]
  • Franklin_R_Smythe
  • -9 Points
  • 20:58:37, 2 January

Not everyone choses to live their lives as a victim like you do. Some of us developed a sense of humor, despite having been a victim of sexual abuse. I was abused by a baby sitter when I was 6. This led to all sorts of crap, but you know what? You work it out and stop living your life like a hurt and scared little puppy and getting all pissed off anytime someone isn't sensitive to YOUR shit.

  • [-]
  • SocialistKilljoy
  • 2 Points
  • 22:20:26, 2 January

Lol, standing up for myself and people like me is acting like a victim.

Some of us don't feel the need to pretend like ignorant shit is funny. It's pretty cool, you should try it some time.

  • [-]
  • kennethjoelhotz
  • -85 Points
  • 14:46:06, 2 January

sorry didnt mean it like that!!!!!!

  • [-]
  • Teilzeithippie
  • 79 Points
  • 14:57:55, 2 January

yes you did

  • [-]
  • kleinelerche
  • 70 Points
  • 15:01:48, 2 January

Rape is rape. There's isn't a less rape-y and less scummy version of rape just because you "didn't mean it that way" and no, putting multiple exclamation points doesn't make it sound any more sincere.

  • [-]
  • rapist_sniffing_dog
  • 42 Points
  • 15:57:58, 2 January

sniff

  • [-]
  • number1dilbertfan
  • 24 Points
  • 17:55:18, 2 January

If you're going to be an edgy douchebag, you could at least own it. "Hey look how offensive I am OH SHIT SORRY BETTER ROLL THAT BACK" is the worst of both worlds.

  • [-]
  • ParticipleDangler
  • 12 Points
  • 18:20:37, 2 January

What we see here is a coward caught between two sorts of cowardice.

  • [-]
  • cjlj
  • 13 Points
  • 19:05:52, 2 January

It's just a joke, like on Top Gear!

  • [-]
  • shockofowl
  • 20 Points
  • 18:08:11, 2 January

How did you mean it, then? I don't really see how else saying "I rape high school girls, isn't that funny?" could be taken. You're disgusting.

  • [-]
  • SocialistKilljoy
  • 25 Points
  • 15:16:58, 2 January

I appreciate your apology. I hope you take something from this interaction for the future.

  • [-]
  • Teilzeithippie
  • 38 Points
  • 15:30:12, 2 January

(spoiler: he won't)

  • [-]
  • theguyisaguy
  • 10 Points
  • 18:49:05, 2 January

Because comedy!

  • [-]
  • WileEPeyote
  • -38 Points
  • 16:46:14, 2 January

Yes, of course...just like jokes about murder promote murder and jokes about suicide promote suicide and jokes about midgets promote being short...sorry you were raped, but it wasn't by a joke.

Well, at least your name fits.

  • [-]
  • rapist_sniffing_dog
  • 51 Points
  • 15:51:53, 2 January

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF AAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

  • [-]
  • I_Also_Hate_Women
  • 155 Points
  • 08:09:23, 2 January

This is why you're my favorite comedian! Let's be best friends, we have so much in common!

  • [-]
  • xtzlhz
  • -86 Points
  • 12:01:08, 2 January

He said one thing so he must hate women! Haha no. Mods please ban this /r/ShitRedditSays novelty account like you did with /u/Human_Decency.

edit: Oh no srs! Don't downvote brigade me!

  • [-]
  • brdistheword
  • 21 Points
  • 18:33:03, 2 January

mmm... male tears

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 30 Points
  • 17:45:16, 2 January

Cry some more.

  • [-]
  • IdiotCommentSpray
  • 35 Points
  • 16:17:44, 2 January

Keep this work up, Kenneth, self-destruction is entertaining. Ask Dane Cook and his chainsaw and Tosh what happened to their careers after they kept at it with jokes like these. You just admitted to being a rapist over the Internet, and I am sure more than a few people have screen capped it and sent it to a few blogs who are about to give you the kind of publicity that will make rich only those who profit off your mistakes.

  • [-]
  • Irishish
  • 3 Points
  • 17:10:26, 2 January

>ask Tosh what happened to his career

Man, remember Tosh? That rape joke controversy back in July sure killed his career, didn't it? I mean, Comedy Central might've renewed ratings giant Tosh.0 in September, but only for a measly 30 more episodes.

  • [-]
  • WileEPeyote
  • -13 Points
  • 16:51:38, 2 January

>Ask Dane Cook and his chainsaw and Tosh what happened to their careers after they kept at it with jokes like these.

Actually, they seem to be doing fine. Maybe not at their peak, but fine.

>You just admitted to being a rapist over the Internet

OMG, how do jokes work?

  • [-]
  • mypretties
  • 26 Points
  • 16:50:32, 2 January

Hahahah raping high school girls joekesss so funny!!!11!!!

Go to hell, dipshit.

  • [-]
  • MeliniumFalc0n
  • 72 Points
  • 12:03:12, 2 January

ahaha soo funney. teh rapez0rs.

quality comedie from writer of sothu park.

Fuck you asshole. I hope you die.

  • [-]
  • xtzlhz
  • -63 Points
  • 13:04:08, 2 January

Look everybody, the true face of /r/shitredditsays. Someone makes one comment that goes against their beliefs then wish death upon them. What happened to not touching the poop srs?

  • [-]
  • Aikidi
  • 13 Points
  • 18:27:48, 2 January

Their beliefs that rape isn't funny

  • [-]
  • PrincessMagnificent
  • 80 Points
  • 13:30:04, 2 January

;_; why won't srs respect my beliefs (that raping people is good)?

  • [-]
  • xtzlhz
  • -41 Points
  • 13:34:15, 2 January

Nope. Never said I believed raping people is good. Nice job trying to slander me though. Stop thinking in terms of us vs. them. Just because I'm not on your side doesn't mean I'm for rape.

  • [-]
  • PrincessMagnificent
  • 61 Points
  • 13:40:33, 2 January

You didn't say you believed raping people was good, you just saw MeliniumFalc0n tell someone to die after he said he regularly rapes people, and your IMMEDIATE RESPONSE was "he just made ONE COMMENT THAT GOES AGAINST YOUR BELIEFS!"

Yes, srs really is completely intolerant of your beliefs, if your beliefs include raping highschool girls. How utterly unreasonable, right? After all, live and let ~~live~~rape, right?

  • [-]
  • xtzlhz
  • -35 Points
  • 13:50:39, 2 January

> after he said he regularly rapes people

There's a context you're forgetting. The person who said it is Kenny Hotz. If it was a convicted rapist I would think otherwise.

  • [-]
  • PrincessMagnificent
  • 39 Points
  • 13:52:01, 2 January

That just adds being a shitty comedian to his crimes.

  • [-]
  • xtzlhz
  • -20 Points
  • 14:01:55, 2 January

> Shitty comedian

That's subjective. It doesn't mean you wish death upon him. What a draconian reaction.

  • [-]
  • WileEPeyote
  • -25 Points
  • 16:47:16, 2 January

Hey there princess, bring out some more straw-men to burn...I know how much you like burning men (see, I can do it too).

  • [-]
  • lalilulelo09
  • 8 Points
  • 18:07:29, 2 January

It isn't much of a strawman when the rape comment is right above this.

  • [-]
  • WileEPeyote
  • -8 Points
  • 18:22:24, 2 January

>why won't srs respect my beliefs (that raping people is good)?

Nobody is saying that raping people is good; that is a strawman...and don't quote the joke.

Next we'll be seriously discussing why the chicken crossed the road; I'm sure there is some deeper meaning there and it probably involves the patriarchy and rape culture.

  • [-]
  • lalilulelo09
  • 11 Points
  • 18:26:03, 2 January

Go through this thread, tons of rape apology and victim blaming, that shit isn't funny. If you honestly think normal people will equate rape jokes with a chicken crossing a road you have some serious issues.

  • [-]
  • WileEPeyote
  • -9 Points
  • 18:39:19, 2 January

I don't see how this addresses the obvious strawman...are just going to keep switching subjects?

  • [-]
  • scottagro
  • 18 Points
  • 16:03:27, 2 January

Was this a KvS episode about who could Daniel Tosh themselves the quickest? Great job, loser.

  • [-]
  • seankealiher
  • 43 Points
  • 12:40:15, 2 January

Hey wow your a great person..... I AM FUCKING KIDDING Hope you fucking choke and die you slimy scumbag piece of trash.

  • [-]
  • kennethjoelhotz
  • -54 Points
  • 14:49:39, 2 January

didnt you get your cd?

  • [-]
  • blarghargh2
  • 57 Points
  • 15:07:28, 2 January

What the fuck is the matter with you? You're a grown man making (really fucking awful) jokes about raping high school girls and then you get angry when people call you out on it. You're pathetic.

  • [-]
  • Owlofowls
  • 19 Points
  • 18:10:32, 2 January

What the fuck is wrong with you? As someone who was in fact raped as a high school student, fuck you for making jokes about it, and fuck you for continuing to make jokes about it when people are offended.

  • [-]
  • kennethjoelhotz
  • -13 Points
  • 18:21:06, 2 January

i think all rapists should be executed

  • [-]
  • Owlofowls
  • 16 Points
  • 18:28:06, 2 January

That's nice. The fact that you made a "joke" that is literally composed of "LOL rape and also Katy Perry is bad amirite" doesn't reflect that opinion very well. I apologize if I'm a bit sensitive, but after being raped at a young age and then hearing countless people use it as a punch line -- not just a component of a joke, but the part of the joke that makes it funny -- I'm quite fed up.

I'd actually like to know, though, when you said "I didn't mean it like that," what was going through your mind? How did you mean it? It doesn't seem like it could be taken any other way.

  • [-]
  • babiedcakes
  • 3 Points
  • 21:09:24, 2 January

lmao you literally have your tiny and undeserved amount of relevance because you know jerry seinfeld's cousin

  • [-]
  • seankealiher
  • 0 Points
  • 22:19:02, 2 January

Aren't you a special person! yeah fucking choke on something. Thanks for validating my rapist decision for getting me young, and thanks for making it seem like not a big deal, right fucking on..

  • [-]
  • lawlshane
  • -24 Points
  • 15:55:09, 2 January

It's strange how people here are okay with joking about everything, no matter how crude, but don't you dare make a rape joke, because someone's feelings might get hurt.

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 28 Points
  • 16:27:31, 2 January

Seriously? Reddit makes rape jokes all the time.

  • [-]
  • lawlshane
  • -12 Points
  • 16:31:07, 2 January

and they quickly get buried with downvotes

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 23 Points
  • 16:39:16, 2 January

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

  • [-]
  • rapist_sniffing_dog
  • 4 Points
  • 20:54:37, 2 January

sniff

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 24 Points
  • 16:41:03, 2 January

Also because rape isn't funny.

  • [-]
  • kratistos
  • 3 Points
  • 21:00:21, 2 January

There are many things that are not funny but become bearable if you add humor. There are good jokes about rape. None by Kenny Hotz, who's a douchenozzle, but there are some. You can't just declare a topic off limit for joking. Good comedians can find humor especially in touchy subjects. Racism? Genocide? Sexism? Rape? All those things are so stupid and so weird that one can make perfectly fun of them. But some idiots (like Kenny - that idiot) do not get that simply saying "haha, I totally rape people" is not funny in any fucking way.

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 0 Points
  • 21:06:35, 2 January

Name one.

  • [-]
  • kratistos
  • 2 Points
  • 21:21:13, 2 January

Surely. :)

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 0 Points
  • 21:28:11, 2 January

Agh Christ, I asked you to prove that rape can be funny, not link me to a bunch of vaguely related videos, but whatever l'll watch them and get back to you.

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 1 Points
  • 21:54:00, 2 January

Okay, George Carlon's video isn't really providing an argument so much as him just saying 'I think rape is funny'. The jimmy Carr video just tells me an error occurred. C.K's video is just agreeing that white privilege exist and Jim Jeffries video is just a 'bluh' mentally retarded joke. I don't really see what you are trying to get at.

  • [-]
  • lawlshane
  • -11 Points
  • 16:54:52, 2 January

didn't realize humour was no longer subjective. anything is fair game to joke about.

  • [-]
  • Aikidi
  • 9 Points
  • 18:29:42, 2 January

So everything is fair game for criticism then, right? Or does free speech extend to rape jokes but not critics of rape jokes.

  • [-]
  • lawlshane
  • -2 Points
  • 18:44:07, 2 January

Please don't put words in my mouth

  • [-]
  • TheJabberwockii
  • 13 Points
  • 17:41:27, 2 January

Maybe if you're a massive shithead.

  • [-]
  • lawlshane
  • -5 Points
  • 18:48:53, 2 January

Oh no, someone on the internet thinks I'm a shithead.

  • [-]
  • rapist_sniffing_dog
  • 2 Points
  • 20:54:52, 2 January

sniff

  • [-]
  • number1dilbertfan
  • 6 Points
  • 17:57:14, 2 January

You could probably also manage to swallow a few batteries, and maybe even subjectively enjoy them, but that doesn't make batteries good food. Sorry about your taste, bro.

  • [-]
  • lawlshane
  • 1 Points
  • 18:47:49, 2 January

Oh, I wasn't aware I was expressing my own personal opinion on the joke at hand. Please point out where I said kenny's post was so hilarious. Don't put words in my mouth you tool, and please don't call me bro.

  • [-]
  • Sureiyaa
  • 15 Points
  • 17:57:55, 2 January

Jokes about rape can be funny. Sometimes. Jokes about dead babies can be funny. Jokes about suicide can be funny. Jokes about murder can be funny. Jokes about race can be funny. The trick is being a good comedian.

Now, I'm usually the last guy to side with /r/shitredditsays. I find most of what they do to be pointless bitching. However, this time I feel it's justified.

This isn't funny. This is just "Haha. I rape people. Get it? It's a joke. It's edgy because people don't admit to rape. You get it? GET IT?"

No. I don't see the humor in this. It's just a poor attempt at being funny by attempting to shock the audience. Except you have to also be funny. This. Just. Wasn't. Saying "rape" isn't funny. This is not a difficult concept to grasp.

  • [-]
  • downvote_syndrome
  • 1 Points
  • 22:40:25, 2 January

>This isn't funny.

You can't just assert that as fact. You don't get to decide that. At least be honest and say that you personally don't find it funny, but it's possible someone else does.

I thought it was quite funny, because I know Kenny's sense of humor. It had quite a few upvotes before SRS came in here and asserted their presence.

  • [-]
  • lawlshane
  • -1 Points
  • 18:46:55, 2 January

Nowhere did I say it was funny. Maybe some people found it funny. More power to them. The potential humour is irrelevant. I was merely commenting on the reaction reddit typically has to rape jokes.

  • [-]
  • WileEPeyote
  • -5 Points
  • 19:32:25, 2 January

>The trick is being a good comedian.

You don't get to decide who that is though. You may not find this funny (hell, I don't find it funny), but that doesn't mean it wasn't a joke and should be taken as such. You can be offended by a joke and not think a joke is funny, but it is still a joke.

  • [-]
  • kerbals
  • 0 Points
  • 20:54:59, 2 January

That isn't a joke that's fucking disgusting. Also you are worse than 1000 Woody Harrelson AMA's combined.

  • [-]
  • evenmoreHITLARIOUS
  • -35 Points
  • 08:21:37, 2 January

r/ShitRedditSays has linked to this thread

  • [-]
  • ShitDickMcCuntFace
  • -24 Points
  • 14:16:18, 2 January

Original comment is 19 hours old.
SRS linked here 6 hours ago.
All the butthurt SJW comments(including all the wishes that he die) are less than 6 hours old.

SRS is brigading this thread.

  • [-]
  • Street_Latin
  • 12 Points
  • 17:20:04, 2 January

oh god what will we do

  • [-]
  • brdistheword
  • 10 Points
  • 18:36:43, 2 January

think of the men for once!

  • [-]
  • ShitDickMcCuntFace
  • -3 Points
  • 20:42:43, 2 January

Stop pretending you're not a voting brigade and lying about it?

  • [-]
  • BallsackTBaghard
  • -29 Points
  • 15:21:00, 2 January

nice. fuck the haters

  • [-]
  • rapist_sniffing_dog
  • 25 Points
  • 15:59:24, 2 January

woof woof

  • [-]
  • scottagro
  • 25 Points
  • 16:04:03, 2 January

Good doggie. Here is a biscuit.

  • [-]
  • Teilzeithippie
  • 1 Points
  • 15:33:44, 2 January

you irl

  • [-]
  • rmandraque
  • -30 Points
  • 16:48:58, 2 January

lol, so many whiny bitches.