A poster in /r/cringepics insults the size of the man in the OP's flaccid penis and goes on to brag about his own size. Others aren't having it. (np.reddit.com)
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173 comments submitted at 20:16:54 on Sep 27, 2013 by snallygaster
You mean your cock head is entirely flat? That's kind of something that is worth laughing at bro.
But seriously what kind of fucking idiot doesn't understand that penises grow. I know sexual education isn't always the best but damn.
> That's kind of something that is worth laughing at bro.
Why, exactly? I don't really see what's funny about it. I mean, is it funny when a dude has only 1 arm? When a girl has small breasts?
I've just never gotten the whole "let's make fun of people for their bodies, and aspects of them that they have no control over at that". It's so arbitrary - some things are apparently funny, but some aren't? Who picks and chooses? fuck if I know.
But what I do know is I don't see any comedic value in a dick, regardless of if it's 1 inch or 12. Just.. who cares?
YOUR FEET ARE SMALL.
Who gives a fuck?
inb4 small dick. I really don't care. I just have never gotten this.
But maybe that's just because I'm crippled and naturally don't find uncontrollable physical hardships that funny
Please look at this delicious Vienna Sasuage. http://i.imgur.com/xAIsLwP.jpg
I don't think you know what vienna sausages actually look like. You just said you have no dick head. Actually I don't think at least 5 people even understood my joke because none of you know what vienna sausages look like. Go reread my post with this in mind. It was a joke about how vienna sausages look like, not a joke about your penis size.
Your dick at most looks like a tiny sausage. And that's fine but dicks are rounded at the top and vienna sausages are cut off flat. Unless you actually did have your dickhead removed your dick would not look like a vienna sausage. Unless that's what makes you a cripple, there was no offence meant in any way. It was a joke.
I thought this would have been obvious joke because of the sentence You mean your cock head is entirely flat?
Before you compare things with your dick you should at least google a picture of them. Don't try to sass me into a guilt trip because you can't understand what vienna sausages look like and jokes. I didn't call your dick small, I didn't make you crippled, I made a joke about motherfucking delicious vienna sausages. I feel more sorry for you for apparently not knowing how delicious these canned sausages are than having a small dick and being crippled because 2/3 things was not you obviously have not had a vienna sausage before.
What's even more mindblowing to me is that when I edited my post I edited in a sentence that actually agreed with you that people who think flaccid penises are small are stupid. If you're going to blow up and sass guilt somebody you should pick someone who actually doesn't agree with you.
Jesus christ. Maybe he compared it with that sausage because of the length and not because of shape, colour, taste or any other characteristic?
"Hahaha your dick has no blood vessels because that sausage doesn't have any!"
> "Hahaha your dick has no blood vessels because that sausage doesn't have any!"
Jesus dude relax, that's just going too far.
You're the one who typed a multi paragraph response over an innocent comparison.
Despite my many paragraphs I've only went as far as the outer skin of the penis, you're the one who brought the cardiovascular system into this. It's just too far.
That seems like a very arbitrary boundary. Why is that suddenly too far?
Because it's deeper than skin.
Like, if you went to the nerves I would have just cried.
I don't get you.
Dude, I legitimately have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but kudos to you for legit weirding me out on the internet.
Edit: Nevermind I get it. I'm not the guy you originally replied to, I never said anything about mine looking like a Vienna Sausage and forgot the greater context, so I'm sure you can see why I was confused..
No I really can't understand your post because I said people who don't understand that flaccid penises grow are fucking stupid in that same post.
I can't understand your confusion becuase flat penises aren't a thing. That was the point of the joke. (By the way it was a fucking joke, the humoru comes from the absurdity of a flat penis head.)And even if flat penis heads were a thing it would probably be possible to have a flat penis head on a huge dick too. I think flat penises would be separate from having a small dick. The best way to imagine it is if your dick head was chopped off. Or in other words it looked like a delicious vienna sausage.
I can't understand why you would guilt someone into thinking they're a horrible cripple hating person for calling your penis small in the first place. That's kind of what bothered me about the whole thing. I realize it was a shitty joke but it's not like I pushed you down the stairs in a wheelchair because you have a small penis.
I don't think having a small penis even comparable to being cripple. You don't need a penis to walk or use your arms. Walking and moving your hands is more important than your penis. Can you imagine a society where everyone with a small penis has to file for disability? At the very least there would be honest penis size results, and maybe then people like you wouldn't be so insecure about it. Which might solve the body issues you have but it would create so many more issues because then it could potentially lesson the impact of people who suffer serious disabilities such as yourself. Especially if it meant people with small penises could get on social insurance and get other benefits from the government. Then what would happen is that men with larger dicks would start lying about their dick size, and then we'd have inaccurate results again. And then maybe the government would get so strict with the laws that men start cutting off their dickheads to have shorter dicks. Wait...it all makes perfect sense now.
I was never saying anything about flat penis' though..
Then why the fuck did you compare your dick to a vienna sausage?
If you have to explain the joke that much, it wasn't a very good joke to begin with.
>I don't think having a small penis even comparable to being cripple.
Sure they are. Literally everything is comparable. No one chooses the size of their penis, just like no one chooses to be born without an arm, lose a leg in a horrific accident, or any of the myriad of reasons for being crippled.
>Literally everything is comparable.
Except your penis apparently.
I do consider Jim to be beyond compare, it's true, but that's merely my own self-gratification.
That was supposed to a big penis joke anyways...
No one gets my fucking dick jokes I give up. You all have better joke telling penises than me goodnight.
I'm pretty sure I'm on drugs or just sleep deprived.
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Ultra Uncut?