Mild drama erupts in /r/anarcho-capitalism when /u/argoff claims that "the social-democratic governments of Northern Europe and Cristina Kirchner are worse [than Pinochet], killing people by starving them of freedom, opportunity, or income" (np.reddit.com)

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97 ups - 31 downs = 66 votes

52 comments submitted at 21:40:13 on Sep 25, 2013 by Learningpro

  • [-]
  • NeedContext
  • 62 Points
  • 23:16:51, 25 September

Hey Dude, you have two choices now;

  • Either we can beat you up, throw you into prison, torture and eventually execute you and then throw your body out of a plane over the rain forest.

  • Or you can be subjected to an nominal income tax of 43 % with full healthcare and pensions benefits and not really literally be slowly starved to death by the lack of freedom caused by the mild economic regulation we put on the way you can conduct business like not being able to build a fireworks factory out of leftover matchboxes.

I know dude, it's a hard choice.

  • [-]
  • rakista
  • 30 Points
  • 00:16:52, 26 September

Libertarians and ancaps both think about equality of access without nary a notion of equality of opportunity.

Sort of hard to take advantage of the free market and get your ideas out there when the nominal wage for a computer programmer in ancapistan is a nickel an hour and a can of MT Dew adulterated with modafinil and methamphetamine.

  • [-]
  • leadnpotatoes
  • 15 Points
  • 01:37:48, 26 September

A whole nickel an hour?

Slow down there Stalin.

  • [-]
  • aka_Sagan
  • 2 Points
  • 02:18:26, 26 September

/r/libertyjerk

  • [-]
  • Grenshen4px
  • 2 Points
  • 04:45:23, 26 September

taxes = literally slavery

amirite??

  • [-]
  • BarryOgg
  • 0 Points
  • 07:26:03, 26 September

Ok, so I'll bite.

Or not. The premise is so preposterous that I don't even know where to begin. What exactly would be stopping me from being self employed? If socialism is 'the workers owning their means of production' then most (barring some proprietary devkits etc) programmers embody the ideal, as not only do they own them, but it's impossible for them not stop owning them, due to the means being located inside their heads.

  • [-]
  • vpovio
  • 2 Points
  • 07:40:20, 26 September

Alternatively I can rape and murder you family. Your choice.

  • [-]
  • BarryOgg
  • 0 Points
  • 07:54:03, 26 September

I'm not quite sure I follow.

  • [-]
  • theoreticallyme76
  • 18 Points
  • 00:20:17, 26 September

Well since taxes are literally the government taking your money at the literal point of a literal gun I only see one choice there.

Literally.

  • [-]
  • sirboozebum
  • 1 Points
  • 08:28:21, 26 September

"Literally this" - sirboozebum 2013

  • [-]
  • leadnpotatoes
  • 6 Points
  • 01:36:25, 26 September

>Or you can be subjected to an nominal income tax of 43 % with full healthcare and pensions benefits and not really literally be slowly starved to death by the lack of freedom caused by the mild economic regulation we put on the way you can conduct business like not being able to build a fireworks factory out of leftover matchboxes.

That run on was very libertarian.

  • [-]
  • aka_Sagan
  • 3 Points
  • 02:18:13, 26 September

Please check out /r/libertyjerk and spread the word.

  • [-]
  • wgqahasgbase
  • 34 Points
  • 21:45:06, 25 September

Anarchists that cheer a strong arm dictator who came to power by military force. Lolz.

  • [-]
  • SlickJamesBitch
  • -27 Points
  • 22:59:59, 25 September

Saying "not as bad as..." constitutes cheering? K.

  • [-]
  • wgqahasgbase
  • 24 Points
  • 01:54:50, 26 September

Cheering Pinochet against the socialists pretty much amounts to saying rule by military force and murder is preferable to economic policies I don't like instituted by a democratic decision making system (or rule of 'populist mob' if you prefer).

Even if it was a populist mob, at least that has some semblance of legitimacy relative to outright militarism.

This is nothing new really, the governments of the US and UK both thought the same thing and supported the coup, but coming from an "anarchist" it is most impressive double-think (given anarchy derives from the ancient Greek for "without rulers" or "absence of a leader").

  • [-]
  • BarryOgg
  • 0 Points
  • 07:12:49, 26 September

~~Also Allende put gays in concentration camps, but sure, it's all about "economic decisions".~~

Disregard that, got him mixed up with Che.

  • [-]
  • dezocine
  • 10 Points
  • 00:53:43, 26 September

In the event of a tyrant

  • [-]
  • SlickJamesBitch
  • -8 Points
  • 01:47:55, 26 September

Just call it having terrible valuations.

  • [-]
  • aka_Sagan
  • 5 Points
  • 02:19:40, 26 September

Tell me about it. Every time I suggest Stalin paved the way for socialism in the USSR I get anarchists jumping down my throat.

  • [-]
  • SamWhite
  • 29 Points
  • 23:57:27, 25 September

>So you admit that they are better off, and why do you think that is?

THEY'RE DEAD YOU FUCKWIT. THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

  • [-]
  • StevenViper
  • 13 Points
  • 02:05:37, 26 September

Milton Friedman adored Pinochet.

  • [-]
  • RandsFoodStamps
  • 13 Points
  • 02:14:24, 26 September

That's putting it lightly.

  • [-]
  • wgqahasgbase
  • 8 Points
  • 02:51:58, 26 September

Maggie did too. She invited him round for tea in the UK multiple times. She also invited round a terrorist who blew up school kids in Afghanistan, Abdul Haq.

But hey, at least they're not reds!

  • [-]
  • Nechaev
  • 9 Points
  • 01:48:01, 26 September

Their version of the reddit alien is hilarious, but in the interests of accuracy they should replace it with some variation on Mr Butthurt Cavedweller.

Why can't they just argue about who would win a fight between the Hulk and Wokverine like normal ten year olds?

  • [-]
  • RandsFoodStamps
  • 21 Points
  • 00:34:23, 26 September

There is nothing more I love than watching a bunch of freedom loving right wing hippies defend a US-backed ruthless dictator.

  • [-]
  • aka_Sagan
  • 2 Points
  • 02:20:07, 26 September

Then you just might like nothing more than /r/libertyjerk.

  • [-]
  • RandsFoodStamps
  • 5 Points
  • 02:30:31, 26 September

While I enjoy freshbrewedcoffee's dislike of libertarians, I still question a guy who hangs out with chabanais on Reddit.

  • [-]
  • aka_Sagan
  • 2 Points
  • 08:14:40, 26 September

I don't know where he lies necessarily, but I've more or less appropriated the sub.

  • [-]
  • cheese93007
  • 7 Points
  • 04:08:14, 26 September

The butthurt brigade is incoming.

  • [-]
  • sirboozebum
  • 2 Points
  • 07:31:22, 26 September

Here come the... BRAVERY BRIGADES

  • [-]
  • beanfiddler
  • 20 Points
  • 23:48:35, 25 September

I don't know about you, but I'd really prefer to be literally starving rather than starving of freedom.

DAE think Pinochet is better than Allende?

  • [-]
  • aka_Sagan
  • 15 Points
  • 02:21:06, 26 September

>I'd really prefer to be literally starving rather than starving of freedom.

Ironically, this is essentially the foundation of anarcho-capitalism, especially when directed toward others.

  • [-]
  • JBfan88
  • 8 Points
  • 03:44:13, 26 September

Yup. Someone starving to death----> "meh, that's unfortunate" Institute a tax to help said starving person----->"tyranny!"

  • [-]
  • aka_Sagan
  • 2 Points
  • 08:15:16, 26 September

;)

Come check out /r/libertyjerk and stick around maybe.

  • [-]
  • dakdestructo
  • 4 Points
  • 04:32:21, 26 September

"We're not all like this" is the exact opposite of a no true Scotsman. He's openly including them in his group.

"Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people" is not a no true Scotsman fallacy.

  • [-]
  • NorrisOBE
  • 6 Points
  • 04:39:36, 26 September

I've met people who's fathers and mothers were imprisoned, tortured and killed by Pinochet's men.

I hope that /u/argoff can go fuck himself.

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  • ttumblrbots
  • 2 Points
  • 21:41:18, 25 September

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  • redditbots
  • 2 Points
  • 21:42:23, 25 September

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  • [-]
  • ionlion1
  • 2 Points
  • 08:14:22, 26 September

>Your post is being brigaded that is why you are experiencing downvotes.

>http://np.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1n4sn2/milddramaeruptsinranarchocapitalism_when/

such irony. we don't even brigade

  • [-]
  • tldr-reddit-comments
  • -3 Points
  • 01:21:10, 26 September

tl;dr From that thread.

Every murderous/genocidal dictator has been a statist, the killing Pinochet did was wrong, but the capitalist reforms implemented by Pinochet's rule greatly improved the Chilean economy.

  • [-]
  • StevenViper
  • 1 Points
  • 07:30:25, 26 September

For who?

  • [-]
  • JBfan88
  • 1 Points
  • 03:45:51, 26 September

What a shit novelty account

  • [-]
  • ctav
  • -19 Points
  • 00:03:12, 26 September

Pinochet does get a particularly bad rap. He's the left's favourite dictator, because he's one of the few that's unambiguously not one of them.

Not to defend Pinochet, by any means, but in a continent and a century filled with shitty-ass dictators he's pretty bog standard. At least he only killed his political opponents instead of killing entire groups of people.

  • [-]
  • RandsFoodStamps
  • 20 Points
  • 00:36:21, 26 September

> He's the left's favourite dictator

Riiiight. People on the left love Pinochet for the political talking points. It was so worth having all that murder.

  • [-]
  • theoreticallyme76
  • 19 Points
  • 00:53:58, 26 September

I remember in college we all used to wear those Pinochet t-shirts.

  • [-]
  • dezocine
  • 10 Points
  • 00:57:05, 26 September

One of the few?? Are you aware of about 4000 years of human history? It was not common to see left or progressive dictators until 1917

  • [-]
  • BarryOgg
  • 1 Points
  • 07:30:44, 26 September

Well, considering the concepts of the "left" and "right" have existed for 300 years at best, and they've had shifts in definitions, trying to apply these labels to anyone living earlier seems like pretty bad history.

  • [-]
  • dezocine
  • 1 Points
  • 08:30:53, 26 September

Fine, even just 300 years. Dictators and absolute rulers supporting the ancien regimes and old hierarchies and traditional values are far far more common than successful revolutionaries going for radical change.

If you're looking to attack bad history, you should be attacking ctav's ridiculous and ahistorical claim. There is no metric by which those sorts of rulers can be more frequently be associated with leftist tendencies than with rightist ones, even recognizing they have each gone through transformations

  • [-]
  • JBfan88
  • 4 Points
  • 03:47:06, 26 September

The vast majority of dictators in Latin American history are unambiguously not socialists. Dafuq are you reading your history?

  • [-]
  • Brutally-Honest
  • -24 Points
  • 22:50:18, 25 September

There's no drama here. Get this rubbish out of here.

  • [-]
  • SamWhite
  • 16 Points
  • 23:59:04, 25 September

Poor you.

  • [-]
  • dezocine
  • 13 Points
  • 01:01:25, 26 September

Are you kidding? >Please, quit the false outrage. Pinochet is mild compared to every socialist state government ever adored by the populist mob. Even compared to "free" countries, like the USA. Sure, he's a murderer. Big surprise. So is every statist. However, it's hard to feel sorry for the socialists he persecuted. They clearly didn't give a flying fuck about anybody elses freedom and property rights, then they cry like babies when the big gun of the state they want to use on every else is turned on them.re you kidding?

That's the best kind of drama! First year student at Brooklyn art school monologue drama