OP wants to show Archer subreddit his boat. Commenter thinks he might be a douchecanoe. (np.reddit.com)

SubredditDrama

160 ups - 39 downs = 121 votes

66 comments submitted at 23:22:57 on Feb 20, 2014 by Alchemistmerlin

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  • ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR
  • 34 Points
  • 00:25:12, 21 February

Imagine being so insecure that a random internet person saying you don't have a girlfriend prompts you to go on a tirade including posting pictures of your girlfriend.

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  • ADDvanced
  • -36 Points
  • 03:36:21, 21 February

I'm secure enough to respond to people without fear of them judging me for responding. I really don't give a fuck what you think, but I will respond to you out of my own amusement.

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  • ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR
  • 22 Points
  • 03:40:05, 21 February

On the contrary, your behavior indicates you care very deeply about what others think about you and have a profound fear of judgment.

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  • ADDvanced
  • -32 Points
  • 03:59:17, 21 February

Or I just get a kick out of arguing with morons. I like getting the last word. Always have, always will. You can judge me for that, if it makes you feel better.

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  • ProfoundDingDong
  • 8 Points
  • 05:51:01, 21 February

Shut up, nerd

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  • ADDvanced
  • -3 Points
  • 07:06:19, 21 February

8=====D O: <--- you

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  • EdgarAllanNope
  • 1 Points
  • 07:09:27, 21 February

>8=====D O: <--- you

This is his brain

>8=====D O: <--- you

This is your brain on drugs

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  • cat_handcuffs
  • 14 Points
  • 03:41:55, 21 February

Hey! Everybody he's here! He's here everyone!

Can we see more pictures of your boat? Also of the awesome tools you design. And your girlfriend.

Do you have any of your girlfriend using one of your tools while on or near your boat?

Thanks in advance.

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  • ADDvanced
  • -27 Points
  • 03:54:51, 21 February

Nah. Responding to requests for more photos apparently makes me a huge douchecanoe, remember?

However, that is an awesome idea for a photo. I will definitely try to make it happen this summer. Props.

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  • poutinethrowaway
  • 11 Points
  • 04:03:47, 21 February

Lol, dude. One the the first things they teach you in NET 132 is to never show concern. Like you did in kotaku.

When you do, the smell of your rustled jimmies permeates the air. Which causes the trolls to circle you like a wounded animal. They will consume the lulz you provide till you are reduced to a whithered husk.

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  • ADDvanced
  • -21 Points
  • 04:11:13, 21 February

Truth. In this case it wasn't concern, and more of amusing myself arguing with idiots.

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  • poutinethrowaway
  • 12 Points
  • 04:19:52, 21 February

Shh, no tears. Only dreams now.

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  • terranq
  • 1 Points
  • 07:24:14, 21 February

I keep waiting for that sloth to slowly draw his claws across the cats throat. Is there something wrong with me?

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  • Bronywesen
  • 8 Points
  • 04:42:54, 21 February

> I really don't give a fuck what you think, but I will respond to you out of my own amusement.

Bullshit. You just want people to think you're the type of guy who doesn't give a fuck. Which is why you give a fuck.

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  • soixante_douze
  • 3 Points
  • 05:18:04, 21 February

Well, you lost me there.

But somehow, I agree!

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  • Heroshade
  • 9 Points
  • 04:18:59, 21 February

So how's it feel to, you know, have your girlfriend cheat on you constantly?

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  • So_Fucking_Meta
  • 3 Points
  • 06:57:20, 21 February

Hey. Your boat sucks. The boat behind your boat rules.