People writing smut of fictional ponies is worse than writing smut and romanticizing the Columbine Killers (i.imgur.com)

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138 comments submitted at 18:55:46 on Aug 28, 2013 by Capillata

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  • m4nu
  • 40 Points
  • 19:33:29, 28 August

I get the point. One is bestiality. I think human beings into fucking animals are weirder than human beings into fucking murderers, personally.

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  • Quiles
  • -12 Points
  • 21:41:17, 28 August

debatebly its not really bestiality but xenophilia ala mass effect.

still unusual, but not quite in the same way

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 21 Points
  • 23:10:38, 28 August

They're... ponies. Not aliens. Ponies.

The show is called "My Little Pony".

It's about Ponies.

Ponies are not aliens.

And by the way, the Mass Effect thing isn't really THAT odd if you think about it. Most of the aliens are very humanoid, with the exception of Volus and Salarians and stuff. Hell, even Tali had enough human features to look at least mildly attractive, and she had bird legs and a biosuit.

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  • huxxar
  • 12 Points
  • 23:36:56, 28 August

Equestria != America. Xenophilia applies to anything foreign. Checkmate, shitlord!

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 8 Points
  • 01:32:02, 29 August

AHA, but that is where you are wrong! For he said "xenophilia ala mass effect.", which is being attracted to aliens from space!

Check and mate, ~~m'boy~~ m'shitlord!

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  • ThOne
  • 0 Points
  • 04:13:59, 29 August

The ponies in the show are way closer to humans that walks on all four than they are to real ponies. If you don't think they have human features you have to be blind.

They're... fictional... ANTHROPOMORPHIC... ponies. This message just doesn't appear to sink in.

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 1 Points
  • 04:18:03, 29 August

Anthropomorphic?

No. Humans do not have manes and tails. They do not have hooves. They do not have their neck structured in such a way as these ponies do, otherwise their heads would be most comfortable looking upwards. None of these features are humanlike at all.

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  • ThOne
  • 0 Points
  • 04:27:08, 29 August

I guess you aren't familiar with the show, since if you were you would know that the ponies constantly act like humans, do human gestures and stuff a real pony could never do. Their heads and faces doesn't look ANYTHING like a real pony. Even the shape of their legs and body is closer to a human bent forward than to a real pony.

Now say after me:

real pony != my little pony

real pony != my little pony

real pony != my little pony

PS. Even a talking real life cat or toaster is considered to be anthropomorphic

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 0 Points
  • 04:41:36, 29 August

If a real life cat is anthropomorphized, but is not more like a human being than a cat usually is, then why does the same not go for these animated ponies? You can anthropomorphize them all you want, but at the end of the day, they were created as ponies and they are ponies. They call themselves and eachother ponies, they have the anatomy of ponies. So why are these considered more humanlike than ponylike because they act like humans when everything else about them screams animal? And why does it matter SO much to you that they are more like humans than real ponies? Just a question.

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  • ThOne
  • -1 Points
  • 04:43:06, 29 August

... You didn't read a word I just wrote did you?

Okay fine. Go on about how everything which isn't 100% human is 100% animal. I don't care about your lack of knowledge in the matter.

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 0 Points
  • 04:50:21, 29 August

My point is, anthropomorphizing something doesn't magically make it not what it is. I'm not the person with the reading comprehension problem. I'm also not a fucking simpleton.

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  • ThOne
  • -1 Points
  • 04:53:08, 29 August

Yeah yeah, go tell that to all the people drooling over Crystal/The real fox.

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  • Quiles
  • -3 Points
  • 23:41:40, 28 August

Last I checked ponies didn't talk

or posses telekinesis or other forms of powers including some sort of powered flight

they are closer to aliens than real life ponies in everything but appearance and name

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  • kkjdroid
  • 2 Points
  • 23:59:34, 28 August

Yeah, the resemblance is pretty much coincidental and the naming is a translation, as far as I can tell (disclaimer: I've only watched one episode).

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  • Quiles
  • 0 Points
  • 00:26:45, 29 August

mostly yes, their physical traits are mostly equine but their mental traits are very much sentient humanlike alien

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 2 Points
  • 01:30:50, 29 August

They're still ponies. They're called ponies. They look like ponies in almost every aspect. They're not aliens.

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  • Quiles
  • -2 Points
  • 02:00:33, 29 August

yes they are, everything is aliens

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 4 Points
  • 02:26:38, 29 August

That is the biggest cop-out I've seen all fucking day.

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  • Quiles
  • -1 Points
  • 02:47:05, 29 August

What exactly do you mean by that now?

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  • manuel_robot_cleaner
  • 1 Points
  • 03:48:50, 29 August

"everything is aliens"

Yes, that makes perfect sense. Totally not you trying to use stupid logic to justify being attracted to ponies. Just admit it dude, you like ponies. It's all good. No skin off my back. Just don't do this dumb bullshit.

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  • Quiles
  • 0 Points
  • 04:11:07, 29 August

*shrugs

Made interesting point of discussion, dude took it wrong way and got mad, had some fun but its getting a little old

Have a good day

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