"I don't want a condom to break and...you've infected me with gonhorrea you picked up off a dirty bar skank." "You don't want to make love to your sweet new girlfriend, only to find out afterwards that every guy in the state has hit that." [+128] (reddit.com)

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57 ups - 24 downs = 33 votes

10 comments submitted at 18:59:23 on Feb 1, 2013 by apostrophie

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  • shampoocell
  • 22 Points
  • 20:29:18, 1 February
   Everyone knows that frequent transfer of ownership devalues the property!

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  • Nytzschy
  • 14 Points
  • 21:22:38, 1 February
This feeemale has already been enjoyed by others! Her value is greatly diminished.

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  • genderfucker
  • 20 Points
  • 19:12:41, 1 February

Health POV my ass. That's real convincing, using language like 'sk**k' and 'hit that' and making about number of sex partners. Everyone should be getting tested anyway, not just us horrible slurs. Fuck I'm angry today.

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  • ellouelle
  • 26 Points
  • 19:19:28, 1 February

It's literally impossible to get an STI unless you have lots of sex partners. STIs are like puzzle pieces. You pick up a little piece here and there from people and they join together to form STIs. It's not a straight person to person transmission.

It never happens to you the very first time you have sex. That totally didn't happen to me!

Yes, still bitter.

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  • markemerSRS
  • 2 Points
  • 21:03:02, 1 February

Yeah, that's TOTALLY how it works, right. SCIENCE! I need to get a lot of Epidemiology resumes from that thread, because wow, that's totally a great attitude. I think I might be done with reddit today.

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  • TheDoctor716
  • 2 Points
  • 00:59:13, 2 February

But then how did the first person get it huh? HUH?!?

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  • thinkythought
  • 9 Points
  • 21:15:12, 1 February

O my god this is such a fratty doucher conversation.

I can't even think of a response beyond "totally bro! Lets play some CoD! fist bump"

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  • wholetyouinhere
  • 7 Points
  • 23:51:27, 1 February

Allow me to introduce my bro-sociate, Fratty Douché.

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  • markemerSRS
  • 2 Points
  • 19:17:23, 2 February

Lot of downvotes going around. Noooo, my precious internet points!

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  • SRScreenshot
  • 0 Points
  • 19:00:50, 1 February

In reply to /u/SrJulioSchlongenburg on "What are "rookie mistakes" a lot of people make in relationships?":

> Wanting to know how many people you fucked before them.

At 2013-02-01 10:07:21 UTC, /u/Jorcky wrote [+123 points: +275, -152]:

> I'm sorry, but I like to know this from a health POV. One of my exs had slept with about 40 girls and had never been tested, and that made me really uncomfortable sleeping with him until he got an STI screening. We both had one and were clean, but I don't want a condom to break and then afterwards find out you've infected me with gonhorrea you picked up off a dirty bar skank. > > I know anyone can be riddled with herpes, but I'd trust the guy who has slept with a few long term girlfriends over the guy crawling up the bar skank ladder. You have a right to that information before you decide to get it on. > > And vice versa, you don't want to make love to your sweet new girlfriend, only to find out afterwards that every guy in the state has hit that.

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