/r/circlejerk mod and serial gold-giver /u/11251 crashes Snoop's /r/music post, giving users gold if they upvote his request to smoke weed with Snoop. Mod /u/Raerth removes the comment. 11251 stalks Raerth requesting downvotes for the "dick mod," gets downvotes himself. (np.reddit.com)
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468 ups - 131 downs = 337 votes
324 comments submitted at 03:00:38 on Feb 12, 2014 by awrf
Man, that was the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen on reddit.
That dude seriously dropped more than 300$ on gold just to get his attention
It reminds me of the Dilbert cartoon where Dogbert gets rich and he pays some guy $10,000 to "wallow in that mud puddle."
People with disposable income do funny things I tell you hwat.
I bet his income isn't nearly as disposable as he thinks. Someone paying to maybe have a celebrity maybe notice his request and probably ignore it reeks of a college student who just got his student loan overpayment refund.
It's also possible he has lots of money. Even a young working kid with no social life could have plenty of spare cash to fund gold giving.
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And then says this: >I'm not a fan, just think it would be sick to burn with a legend. I am in a position that I can ;)
sounds like a case of a rich asshole being a rich asshole.
Didn't you know? It's called "affluenza" and it's a real condition! /s
omg, dont get me started on "affluenza"...
Funny part is, the only money you really need to spend to get high with Snoop is the price of the weed. It's not like he's going to turn you down if you show up with something to smoke.
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this reminds me of the futurama episode where everyone gets $300 back from the government and they decide to use it on dumb things (besides fry)
100 cups of coffee isn't dumb?
Not if you can slow down time
fuck that was a good episode.
edit: wow. I posted just 6 minutes ago and got in on a 'gold train'
well, I might as well add something substantial to this post, to make it 'feel' worth it. lets see... interesting facts...
Did you know quarters dated 1965 and back are made of silver, and the buying rate is around $4 a piece. If you are going to collect them, I'd suggest saving all that are dated 1969 and back - they too have silver in them, just not as much. I think 1969 ones have 40% silver or so in them, if memory serves.
hmm.. what else is there off the top of my head...
oh, did you know that windows 95 98 and ME actually ran on top of Dos, and Dos was a requirement for them to run? (this is true of the older ones as well, but the older ones were significantly different; If memory serves, the newer windows had features like Virtual Memory and Memory Protection (having certain areas of memory sandboxed, which is very important for PC security!))
I'm gay.
Shit did I miss the train?!?!?
Nah it just skipped over you.
>:(
Hahahaha they actually skipped you. Outstanding.
At least now you have some, buddy!
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I bet /u/11251 won't give me gold. #Snoop4pres
Edit: I'll be damned someone actually gave me gold.
If this comment gets gold I will literally delete my account and smoke 420 blunts with Snoop and Poutine and David all at the same time.
literally
Looks like you got an account to delete. Someone just gifted me gold =P
He said the comment. I don't see gold on your comment currently.
Yeah, I dunno if they gifted me gold through the user page or comment. It shows I got gold in my trophy case.
I MEANT THE COMMENT I MADE I WANT GOLD PLS ILL DO ANYTHING DAMNIT GUYS
Promise that you'll do something nice and out of the ordinary for someone tomorrow.
I will! I will be getting discharged from the hospital tomorrow and will do something nice to one of the nurses most likely :)
I already gave you the gold. Be a force for good.
I definitely will! Thank you by the way, I was not aware that my groveling would work.
I only have one gold coin, but can give you a few dogecoins.
+/u/dogetipbot 10 doge
I've never gotten Doge before.
Does this mean I have to move to the moon? What does this entail?
You are already on the moon now friend. When the bot messages you reply with accept in the title and +accept in the body. He'll create a wallet for you and then you are good to go.
The bot is backlogged so it might be a while.
Dank! I'm about to go to bed now (gotta rest after surgery) but I'll look into this more tomorrow.
Gotta diversify my finances ya feel me?
WuTang Financial would agree.
+/u/dogetipbot 20 doge verify
Wow Much Generous Such Shibe
Someone traveled forward in time to give me gold before this post even existed!!!
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From the same thread, demanding special treatment.
> Don't go on a power trip, I am a mod on circlejerk and I'm not sure you would ever have an upvote again if they heard about this.
Did he just .. tell /u/Raerth to not go on a power trip while riding high on his own power trip?
I think he was being faceitous. A mod of /r/circlejerk can't possibly be this stupid.
The funny thing is is that his only permissions are posts and mail. Not like he can do a whole lot with that.
He can do the green thing for his name, which is all that really matters right?
in /r/circlejerk? theres no higher power
whatever gets you off.
Even if it's Asian mother daughter DP ATM while father watches while getting spanked by a BBW black midget wearing a toilet seat?
Im going to have to consult the "Things I should not Fap to" book on this one.
edit: its actually a thing haha
:( you ruin me. that was my fetish.
;)
You like that kind of thing, big boy?
MMMM[M]MMMM
So they keep him around to be ironic?
I guess. A lot of subs I know do this. /r/thatHappened modded a downvote troll for the lolz. Im not a part of /r/cirlcejerk so I cant say for sure.
edit: This guy actually banned me from /r/circlejerk when he was made a mod. Thats why he doesnt have powers anymore (I just remembered)
I'm under the impression that he bought the mod status, hence the lack of permissions.
He did, I was there and his first action was to ban me lol.
Could he be le master trole? Nope, his fascinating comment history reveals all. He figures out a year or so ago how to give gold, and then suddenly finds that it brings him a lot of attention, then starts throwing gold all over CJ and bribes them into making him a (non-permissioned) mod.
for someone who bribes people with gold, he doesnt have that much karma...
That's because people are going through his history and downvoting everything they can.
I would theorize that he hasnt lost more than 3k karma. That still only puts him at 7k total comment karma and for someone who gives away that much gold and be around for a year is still pretty low.
Looks like there was a big lull in his activity. His profile goes from a comment made 1 month ago to one made 7 months ago.
Conclusion: this is his circlejerking alt account. God I should be a detective or something
I didnt look back that far, that would make a lot more sense. That is a hell of a lot of gold to hand out for an alt...
and that just goes to show you cant buy friends
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can you put "master trole 2014" in that image? just to stay consistent with the previous two
I tried
nice. also i just realized that all the words are horizontal like the HHH one instead of at weird angles like the last ones
Damn, that pic is making the rounds I guess. Never thought I would see it here.
we really out here!
we eatin fam!
we did it hhh!
Out of all the ones I made, I really didn't think that one was gonna be the one most referenced.
>we did it hhh!
when i read that i always read it like you are having a stroke or something.
Wow a lot of NEW people commented on those two linked threads. So desperate for the gold lol
which is sad - gold is meant to show that you said something valuable to the community, if you want the gold for the sake of gold, just fucking buy it. its not that expensive.
i think all this is hilarious but seriously, how can anyone think that a /r/circlejerk mod is being this retarded except on purpose?
next on SRD, /r/braveryjerk is more anti-semitic than /r/conspiracy and won't admit ron paul lost his run for president.
edit: upsnoops to the left please
Ron Paul 2016
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If only pixels were bitcoins.
Spelling Errors Detected: 1
Did you mean buttcoins?
Sure, I'll take my dozen buttcoins.
[✔] Verified: buttcointip → 12 ฿UTTS → /u/Gigglemind
I'll take 30!
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I always thought Ron Paul was a bit of a blockhead too.
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Unfortunately the people who make fun of people who take reddit so seriously... they seem to take making fun of those people really seriously while taking reddit pretty seriously themselves.
Jokes on you, they were just pretending to take it seriously.
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> I'm a mod on circlejerk and I'm not sure you would ever have an upvote again if they heard about this.
This has to be some kind of ruse, there is no way.
> I'm not sure you would ever have an upvote again
This reads like a wannabe-gangster threatening someone's teddy bear collection
Except that teddy bears hold actual value
> Except that teddy bears hold actual value
Unless they're Beanie Babies
E: Cheers guy/gal! Clearly you could afford to buy me gold with all that money you made from your collectible soft toys.
He's out of his fucking mind holy shit. Seriously if you pretend to be something long enough you stop pretending and actually become it. Look at the South Park episode "Sarcastaball" for example.
Rich people are really used to receiving special treatment. What follows when they don't get it is a temper tantrum. /u/11251 sure isn't breaking that stereotype. He can also be found here complaining about not being made a mod of /r/lounge. Screencap.
Why is that not a fedora? I'm outraged.
TIL 9 weeks is literally ALL THE TIME.
What is /r/lounge? It's not opening on my mobile.
It's a private sub for people with gold. It's nothing special really, mostly just people posting various gold-related memes and GIFs, or crying about how their gold is about to run out.
What about a sub that excludes people with gold?
/r/WeAreThe99percent
It is literally the most pointless sub.
There are plenty of rich people who don't act like assholes. Give me a break.
Name 50.
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Huh. I thought the /r/music mods hated when people leaked their mod mail. Weren't they involved in the SRS/modtalk spat a year ago?
That wasn't modmail, but from a PM I initially sent to him.
Admittedly, posting it wasn't a great thing for a mod to do. But I was tired and the dude was pissing me off. I had a human moment. Nazi-modding will resume soon.
you did good work! you stood up against some twit who thought he could do whatever he wanted just because he was throwing gold around!
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Looks like homeboy needs some anti-fedora pills.
lmao this guy is the fucking worst.
What a cunt
> I've paid for more gold than any other person on this website.
That'd be incorrect.
100 unread messages? That's crazy.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger.
I've got a metric fuckload, it just stops counting at 100.
A whole bunch from when I was modding a load more defaults than I do now. I reckon a good 50+ of them are from /r/Politics subscribers accusing me of being a nazi commie teabagger libtard neckbeard jew nagger. I should really go through and clean it up one day.
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Holy shit what a dickbag.
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>I have more comment upvotes than Snoop has thread upvotes, on his own thread. AMA.
I HAVE MORE INTERNET POINTS, FEAR ME!!!
But yea, that was sad. People spending money on gold thinking it will influence their internet fight.
In the end I'll give my 2 cents. Don't ask to smoke with Snoop. You earn that, you don't buy it (and I don't smoke). Yall couldn't pay my donations to kill all Antarctican penguins enough to drink with you.
Don't you know that upvotes have a direct relationship with how important you are?
Lel frackin' casual.
You get invited to smoke. You don't ask.
> kill all Antarctican penguins
D;
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The person's username is 11251. 1/12/51 is Rush Limbaughs birthday.
Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh
Christ, how much money has this guy spent on gold? Everything in this thread is gilded!
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since apparently link fixer doesn't come around this neighborhood.
most bots get banned from SRD. Dogetip is the only one I see regularly.
Obviously 11/25/1
He's Jesus!
Maybe his cousin that was born a month earlier, Manuel. He never got over Jesus's shadow.
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If this comment gets gold I will literally ban /u/unidan from /r/androidcirclejerk.
Prove it.
Well, give him gold and find out
benned
One question: do you have any Apple devices? If so then my ban is justified anyways. If not, well fuck.
I will give you if you let me join the mod team and ban /u/unidan
Edit: I'm serious about this.
If this comment gets gold I will leak all /u/IAmAN00bie's drunk chat logs THEN I will ban him and /u/Unidan from /r/animecirclejerk
If this comment gets gold I'll just visit /r/lounge maybe I guess...
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Man, /u/Raerth really missed an opportunity to use this image. Sad sad day.
Funny thing is I almost look like that...
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That's a great way to get shadowbanned. Though gold is involved, so who knows.
This is going to be interesting to see if just gets a warning or gets banned. Looks like he's been trading votes for gold for awhile and he's currently at 4,596 comment and 1,770 link Karma.
Wow, how boring are your comments when you can't buy 5000 karma with gold?
E: lol this explains it
When can I cash out my 12k comment karma? What's the going rate for that?
My body
ill take 20
Hah! Joke's on you; I am nobody.
You have to get 100k karma, and then you can join /r/centuryclub and cash out. I'm being processed right now to receive 1337 Dogecoin.
+/u/dogetipbot 13.37 doge
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Is the ability to cash out your karma through the bitcoin tip bot still around? (its like pennies, but hey!)
I don't think so, they ran out of tips or whatever..
we've got similar karma and account creation date... yet you actually have link karma and your posts are actually alright. Jokes on you though: the sub I somehow got modded on has two posts.
I guess to be fair, he's got about -1000 comment karma from his last 10 or so comments alone.
Still fairly pathetic. Circlejerk mod and giving away 1000$+ for upvotes?
That's a tiny amount
Kinda a moral dilemma for the admins. Gold helps them pay for server time and is literally money for them, but this guy is clearly breaking the rules.
They would be setting a strong precedent here by banning him (I think) and it would set a strong tone for their stance on money vs. rules.
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LOL
Asking for upvotes is a huge no-no on reddit.
You would think a mod of /r/circlejerk would know that. I mean holy shit, how does he mod there when he seems to be the exact type of redditor that sub mocks?
Unless he is mocking the rule itself...
Came here to say this.
Edit: downSnoops, really, reddit???
Edit2: THANKS 4 LE GOLD KIND STRANGER (/u/11251?)
I wonder if the mod could really hang with Snoop, or is he a staples shill?
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I assumed he was really in-character.
I can't tell anymore. He's sure spending a lot of money for his character.
I just assume this is a unique situation.
Paying a bunch of money to get Snoop Dogg's is probably something he's planned for a while.
You get that invested and you get tunnel vision.
Any community pretending to be idiots will have retards who find themselves in good company.
Actually I'd think the opposite. People on circlejerk are constantly asking for upvotes. I can see how if you hung out there enough you might forget that it's allowed on circlejerk because they're not serious requests but it's actually against reddits rules.
In other words: circlejerk keeps it real and remembers that in the end internet points are basically worthless.
Yeah at least they're self aware.
Let's try it! Give me upvotes, guise!
We can subvert this by calling it a karma train.
CHOO CHOO
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
Did somebody say karma train?
Where's the marijuana!
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I will literally gild everyone who upvotes this comment.
Gave you an uptoke. Gld plzkthxbai.
EDIT: No gold? Really?
EDIT: I still don't see any gold. That's it, I'm done with Reddit.
EDIT: DownRaerths? Seriously, Reddit?
>~~Seriously, Reddit?~~ C'mon redit.
FTFY
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Thanks for the gold!
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Reported to NSA.
wtf are you talking about, you don't need to report things to the NSA they already know!
le NSA conspiracy face
Time for bampersanding!
reported to 12 year old literally hitler EA neckbeard fedora mods
What's the conversion on gold to server time? 11251 has paid for 9 weeks of it, so what would that be in cash $$$?
Well, if you mouse over the gold total it says a month of Reddit Gold™ pays for 274.46 minutes of server time. Let's just say that's roughly 4.5 hours. 24 hours in a day, 168 hours in a week gives us about 1512 hours of Reddit Gold™ paid.
1512 divided by 4.5 is about 336.. and Reddit Gold™ costs what, 4 bucks? So he's poured about $1350 USD into gilding comments, which proves that money can't buy you happiness.
My parents bought me a rubber ducky for a few dollars a long while ago and it still makes me very happy to this day, so I'm calling BS on that last bit
Edit: OMG I could buy so many rubber duckies with a spare $1350
Just hearing about your rubber ducky made me happy.
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I don't mean to brag, but you can thank me for ~~13.98~~ ~~18.43~~ ~~23.04~~ 32.25 hours of server time.
You can basically thank me for keeping reddit afloat.
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Wow. That's guy is a huge douche. I would have banned him.
Bet he'd love to get the special treatment of being a martyr to his cause.
He's not currently breaking any rules so is being treated the same as everyone else. I'd like to think this annoys him more.
He is breaking site rules.
http://www.reddit.com/rules/
Yup, which is why I removed the comment while he was buying upvotes with gold. When he changed that I approved the comment.
Any further action would need to come from the admins, not me.
Oh, I didn't realize he removed that. Last I looked he had not. And it appears he left the one begging people to downvote you. That's against the rules. I know some mods who will only enforce subreddit rules and I guess you're one, but after a scene like that I'd ban his ass anyway. It wouldn't be a permanent ban. Just 12 hours or something. Enough to get him to knock it off.
With people like that, a banning would only strengthen his resolve.
Gotta admit I'm finding all this drama amusing, but after catching up on the comments/PMs I'll just move on and ignore him.
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/r/circlejerk mods are such children, seriously, they all suck.
the irony is that the subreddit dedicated to mocking reddit for taking itself too seriously is the subreddit that has mods that take it more serious than anyone else
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SnapShot
(Mirror | open source | create your own snapshots)
holy fuck, even the bot got gold.
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Did someone seriously drop several hundred $ in reddit gold on this thread?
What the fuck right
I love lamp
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Why the fuck is everyone getting Gold in this thread?
because honestly it's kind of hilarious
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I don't get it.
Good old circlejerk, I always wonder why that sun is still around.
My mate got to sesh with Snoop when he was down under. Best way to achieve it is become a muso and get the hookups, not through social media where you could be any crazy fanboy.
Compulsory edit: wow thanks for the gold, stranger.
being a person, not an online nutjob is helpful for almost everything.
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Is smoking with Snoop the dope smoker equivalent of getting to kiss the Pope's ring? It sounds very classy.
So he apparently has a subreddit called /r/11251truegod as well, although it's private.
Wow, lot's of drama in this post!
Where is all this gold coming from?! It's like Fort Knox in here.
This thread is a...
... goldmine.
...Heyo?
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ITT: Gold
Looks like he was shadowbanned.
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someones giving gold like crazy in this thread :/ is it that guy?
Not that guy, as he wouldn't have given me any.
I assume it's simply a generous redditor with disposable income who wants to prove not everyone who gives out gold is a prizewinning twunt.
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>I'll show you the real LA nightlife.
Says the neckbeard to Snoop Dogg. Ahahahaha
Are you saying Snoop would friendzone him?
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