"How do I make my balls look bigger in underpants?" is posted in /r/malefashionadvice (self.SubredditDrama)

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38 ups - 24 downs = 14 votes

A redditor asks How do I make my balls look bigger in underpants? (see below).

>A sporting team I am part of is doing this song for charity, where we have to wave a banner on stage in our undies in front of about 1800 people.

>My balls are very close to my body and don't really decend. I also have an averagely sized penis so rather than having a package, I'ts all a bit points and triangular, because my underpants just follow the outline of my penis. I've tried folding my penis up but then the bulge has too much depth and it looks silly. I would rather be naked on stage than in underpants on stage it's very embarassing and makes it seem like i've got nothing there. Most of the other guys have notably bigger packages in undies and I've even heard girls comment on one of them.

>Short of stuffing them, is there a style of underpants that will make it look bigger?

I realise this is fairly light on drama as isn't any hostile back and forth between redditors but there is general hilarity and harmless teasing in the thread that I feel many here in SRD will find popcorn worthy.

27 comments submitted at 13:01:59 on Aug 11, 2013 by sirboozebum

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  • redisnotdead
  • 15 Points
  • 13:32:31, 11 August

You can start by not browsing /r/malefashionadvice and you'll be growing a new pair in a matter of weeks

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  • ArchangelleRoger
  • -7 Points
  • 14:32:06, 11 August

It seems that even subredditdrama is not immune to the bizarre notion that MFA is a threat to masculinity.

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  • Steve_Brock
  • 12 Points
  • 15:02:17, 11 August

It was a good joke. No need to get worked up over it.

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  • ArchangelleRoger
  • 17 Points
  • 15:41:46, 11 August

Well sure, but the thing is that the belief that there is something "unmanly" about being well-dressed is sincerely held by a lot of people, so it puts "it's just a joke" in a different perspective. I'm not offended, I'm just fascinated by it and I wish I could get a straight answer as to why people think that.

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  • lilahking
  • 8 Points
  • 16:34:35, 11 August

Which is weird because pop cultural figures considered manly are usually sharply dressed and groomed.

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  • MoishePurdue
  • 5 Points
  • 17:04:03, 11 August

It was sincere.

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  • redisnotdead
  • -25 Points
  • 15:09:39, 11 August

When you spend more time on picking the right pair of shoes for the right pair of pants than my wife does on makeup, you're legally obliged to hand your testicles over to someone who can actually make use of the testosterone they produce.

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  • Grathon_Tolar
  • 16 Points
  • 15:36:27, 11 August

You just killed your own joke.

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  • redisnotdead
  • -16 Points
  • 15:38:52, 11 August

I'm not joking, though.

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  • Grathon_Tolar
  • 13 Points
  • 15:44:01, 11 August

Well some guys like male fashion and like to look good. Its not hurting you so you might want to get off your high horse.

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  • redisnotdead
  • -9 Points
  • 15:50:00, 11 August

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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  • NickWasHere09
  • 27 Points
  • 15:28:37, 11 August

Unlike you, who could wear the same sweatpants for three weeks without your mom noticing.

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  • sydneygamer
  • 4 Points
  • 16:22:37, 11 August

OH SNAP SON!

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  • mark10579
  • 3 Points
  • 16:41:14, 11 August

#rekt

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  • redisnotdead
  • -10 Points
  • 15:43:05, 11 August

I like how it's either own more shoes than a woman owns boots, or wear sweatpants for three weeks.