LPT: If you have a Gmail account and you lose your cell phone, you can just call it from your computer to locate it. (self.LifeProTips)

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967 ups - 341 downs = 626 votes

99 comments submitted at 09:02:57 on Feb 8, 2014 by WyattDerpp

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  • lolwutermelon
  • -14 Points
  • 17:25:49, 8 February

Good thing Skype doesn't exist.

Or fucking LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES.

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  • justafurry
  • 4 Points
  • 17:42:41, 8 February

Or just use gmail phone

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  • lolwutermelon
  • -5 Points
  • 17:46:58, 8 February

What?

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  • hearingaid_bot
  • 6 Points
  • 17:47:47, 8 February

OR JUST USE GMAIL PHONE

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  • lolwutermelon
  • -14 Points
  • 17:48:10, 8 February

Using all caps doesn't make it any less of a nonsensical statement, you stupid cunt.

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  • nosjojo
  • 13 Points
  • 17:51:27, 8 February

You just insulted a bot.

  • [-]
  • lolwutermelon
  • -9 Points
  • 18:06:09, 8 February

No, I insulted the guy who made a nonsensical statement.

Nigger, are you stupid?

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  • shanemitchell
  • 0 Points
  • 18:22:09, 8 February

Whoosh

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  • eeo11
  • 0 Points
  • 18:11:43, 8 February

I don't know how to use skype and why are you being a jerk? Haven't you ever lost your phone and spent forever searching for it and couldn't find it? I would clearly look "WITH MY EYES" first and after a while it gets frustrating and it would be nice to be able to call it from somewhere. There have been times where it fell into a crack between my seat in the car and that's pretty difficult to see "WITH YOUR EYES". Geeze.

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  • lolwutermelon
  • -3 Points
  • 18:12:35, 8 February

>I don't know how to use skype

Do your handlers let you use forks, or are you restricted to spoons?

>Haven't you ever lost your phone and spent forever searching for it and couldn't find it?

Nope. I also don't need to wear a helmet and bib at all times.

>There have been times where it fell into a crack between my seat in the car and that's pretty difficult to see "WITH YOUR EYES".

You know you had your phone in your car. So you search your car. You don't see it in any of the obvious places, so you check in between the seats.

I just saved you a lot of time.

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  • eeo11
  • 0 Points
  • 18:17:29, 8 February

Good to know you're a perfect human being. Sorry I don't know how to use skype because I spend my time actually seeing my friends and family face-to-face. GFY!

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  • lolwutermelon
  • 1 Points
  • 18:40:10, 8 February

>Sorry I don't know how to use skype because I spend my time actually seeing my friends and family face-to-face.

So, because you see people face to face you don't know how to use basic software?

That makes no sense, friend.

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  • eeo11
  • 1 Points
  • 18:47:17, 8 February

How is this considered "basic software"? I think that really depends on your line of work because I have absolutely no purpose for it at this point in my life. I'll learn how to use it someday if I need to, I'm not incompetent. I'm just apparently not as perfect as you are because I occasionally misplace my phone and can't find it... clearly I have no chance in life.

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  • lolwutermelon
  • 1 Points
  • 18:51:04, 8 February

Skype? It's the most used communication software on the fucking planet, you moron.

Seriously, do your handlers allow you to use forks? And if so, do they put corks on the sharp end for your protection?

>I'm not incompetent

We've already established that that is not accurate.