What is the most UNBELIEVABLE fact you have ever heard of? (self.AskReddit)

11123 ups - 9137 downs = 1986 votes

17107 comments submitted at 00:26:18 on Apr 24, 2013 by JustSomeAverageGuy

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  • BlazeEryday
  • 2402 Points
  • 00:47:43, 24 April

Kangaroos have three vaginas.

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  • Unidan
  • 3070 Points
  • 01:46:21, 24 April

Biologist here!

This is a common trait for marsupials! There is one "opening" for the penis, but inside is where it gets tricky.

There's essentially three pathways to take. Male marsupials have a dual pronged penis, which is pretty interesting, too!

There are two uteruses in marsupials, which means that if one is not in use, the other can be! A kangaroo, for example, can have a joey ready to emerge (through one of the three pathways) and crawl to the pouch, while simultaneously being pregnant at a different stage in the other uterus!

Thus, a marsupial can be perpetually pregnant with no breaks inbetween, birthing included!

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  • bookishyo
  • 483 Points
  • 03:08:50, 24 April

Tell them about echidna penises!!

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  • Unidan
  • 922 Points
  • 03:12:35, 24 April

Four prongs.

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  • motorcityvicki
  • 416 Points
  • 04:39:38, 24 April

Australia, man.

All I'm saying is that other continents haven't evolved multi-phallic species. Something is not right on that island.

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  • TraceyMmm
  • 51 Points
  • 08:03:15, 24 April

You should try being a single female over here. One night stands are a crap shoot at best.

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  • Skroobles2
  • 7 Points
  • 13:30:29, 24 April

Unsatisfied with triple pronged peen?

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  • hellofellowhuman
  • 18 Points
  • 12:59:10, 24 April

What about George Washington? I heard that guy had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

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  • that-freakin-guy
  • 5 Points
  • 16:12:33, 26 April

And that he was, like.. six foot twenty and killed for fun.

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  • tigrrbaby
  • 23 Points
  • 06:28:41, 24 April

another /r/nocontext winner here

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  • AluminiumSandworm
  • 3 Points
  • 22:04:14, 24 April

The context doesn't make it any better.

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  • loolem
  • 5 Points
  • 11:20:11, 24 April

or something is VERY right on our island!

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  • darwinopterus
  • 6 Points
  • 06:25:47, 24 April

Today is the day you learn about hemipenes (technically one penis split in half but it looks like two).

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  • eh_man
  • 4 Points
  • 11:23:28, 24 April

Sharks. Sharks have 2 penises

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  • Clay_da_human
  • 3 Points
  • 11:50:43, 24 April

It's where the next step in evolution occurs.

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  • bashpr0mpt
  • 3 Points
  • 12:54:39, 24 April

We have 2 single women to every single man here also, so it's a matter of time until us humans grow double-dongs too!

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  • samsaBEAR
  • 3 Points
  • 15:25:14, 24 April

Must be all the weird convicts that us Brits sent over there back in the good old days, America got off lucky!

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  • Sven2774
  • 11 Points
  • 05:36:56, 24 April

Ok, so here's a question. Why does Australia have such a strange biological assortment of animals?

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  • Unidan
  • 40 Points
  • 05:40:44, 24 April

They've been separated for a long time, so much of our evolutionary history is disparate.

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  • charlie145
  • 3 Points
  • 06:44:30, 24 April

Can you 'explain like I'm a dribbling idiot' how it came to pass that koalas have fingerprints so similar to those of humans and great apes when they evolved in isolation?

NB: I'm not some creationist, I love me some science!! Just really want to know :)

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  • the_raptor
  • 8 Points
  • 06:47:13, 24 April

Convergent evolution.

Basically form follows function and chance.

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  • cincodenada
  • 7 Points
  • 06:51:36, 24 April

Picture! Female echidnas still only have two vaginal branches though, so they just use two at a time, and then shut them down and activate the other pair next time.

Echidnas, man.

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  • aram_or_feed
  • 9 Points
  • 08:19:15, 24 April

OH GOD! THAT'S WHY SONIC IS JEALOUS OF KNUCKLES!

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  • erin4878
  • 4 Points
  • 09:46:49, 24 April

it looks like a baby hand cut off at the beginning of the fingers. I was envisioning four long penis branches.

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  • bookishyo
  • 6 Points
  • 03:13:40, 24 April

I learned that from Ze Frank.

Edit: Now with link!

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  • mocthezuma
  • 3 Points
  • 08:01:56, 24 April

I though that was going to be this

(Original unavailable and this was the next best thing)

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  • aarong05
  • 3 Points
  • 06:06:40, 24 April

Tell me about the penis fencing flatworms!

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  • [deleted]
  • 5 Points
  • 07:03:54, 24 April

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Knuckles never had a girlfriend.

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  • amiso
  • 3 Points
  • 07:59:41, 24 April

Man, your posts in this thread have made me want to go out and learn more science stuff. If you can be so enthusiastic about it, then I can too!

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  • xizorkatarn
  • 2 Points
  • 07:40:24, 24 April

I'll never look at Knuckles the same way again...

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  • chemistry_teacher
  • 2 Points
  • 06:52:51, 24 April

PRONG! PRONG! PRONG! PRONG!

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  • nas7ybuttler
  • 5 Points
  • 08:03:45, 24 April

Good guy bookishyo. Knows interesting fact about echidna penises, lets biologist on a roll tell the story.

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  • turkeyfox
  • 2 Points
  • 08:41:20, 24 April

bookishyo deserves the upvotes just for the setup

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  • CaughtMeALurkfish
  • 2699 Points
  • 02:14:21, 24 April

TIL...more than I wanted to.

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  • mach-2
  • 249 Points
  • 02:38:50, 24 April

It's like a choose your destiny book. The path most travelled by, the good intentions pavement and the valley of death.

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  • Badgersfromhell
  • 15 Points
  • 05:34:14, 24 April

Hmmm I'll take the valley of death.

OH GOD I MEAN THE PATH MOST TRAVELED THE PATH MOST TRAVELED! it's ok see, I didn't take my finger off the page.

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  • _Jairus
  • 8 Points
  • 06:57:47, 24 April

I meant cake.

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  • CaneVandas
  • 5 Points
  • 07:54:05, 24 April

I'm sorry sir, we are all out of cake. We didn't expect such a rush.

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  • Silent-G
  • 3 Points
  • 07:38:50, 24 April

Hey baby, can I put it in your valley of death tonight? ;)

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  • cpu_outlet
  • 2 Points
  • 11:46:19, 24 April

The Oghma Infinitum, as it were.

  • [-]
  • lilyth88
  • 13 Points
  • 04:25:29, 24 April

TIL I'm glad I only have one uterus.

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  • [deleted]
  • 3 Points
  • 13:30:46, 24 April

Have you...checked? It can happen in humans.

  • [-]
  • lilyth88
  • 4 Points
  • 16:45:42, 24 April

I've had a few ultrasounds before. I hope my doctor would tell me...

...He would... right?

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  • [deleted]
  • 3 Points
  • 21:27:33, 24 April

Let me warm up my speculum, we'll get to the bottom of this (vagina.)

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  • lilyth88
  • 2 Points
  • 23:08:40, 24 April

At least you have the courtesy to warm it up first. Nothing worse than a cold speculum.

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  • cday119
  • 5 Points
  • 04:24:12, 24 April

I laughed way too hard at this

  • [-]
  • Simple_Melody
  • 3 Points
  • 03:49:05, 24 April

Simply TMI.

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  • RedditCanBeAScumbag
  • 4 Points
  • 04:28:40, 24 April

Then you'll really hate this image pertaining to the biologist's comment.

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  • WaltRibeiro
  • 4 Points
  • 05:51:48, 24 April

kangaroos? more like kegelroos.

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  • jaesin
  • 1751 Points
  • 02:01:04, 24 April

Kangaroos are Mormons?

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 2371 Points
  • 03:00:22, 24 April

Yes, but their informative pamphlets are much more agreeable with the general public.

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  • BakedPotatoTattoo
  • 133 Points
  • 03:59:36, 24 April

I really like you.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 180 Points
  • 04:07:42, 24 April

I like you, too.

  • [-]
  • lovehate615
  • 68 Points
  • 05:41:08, 24 April

No, I really like you.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 117 Points
  • 05:46:31, 24 April

I know, I like like you.

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  • [deleted]
  • 33 Points
  • 05:53:04, 24 April

[deleted]

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 121 Points
  • 05:53:21, 24 April

LOVE ME.

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  • dietbroccoli
  • 5 Points
  • 08:05:52, 24 April

You're the only redditor of whom I am aware that has earned every bit of his karma by sharing useful information and a winning personality.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 6 Points
  • 13:55:22, 24 April

Stop it guys!

blush

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  • VolleyVinyl
  • 62 Points
  • 04:58:16, 24 April

I just want you to know that you're my favorite Redditor. I always look forward to your posts. Super creepy. I don't give a shit.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 110 Points
  • 05:08:10, 24 April

I embrace your creepiness wholeheartedly!

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  • foreignlander
  • 7 Points
  • 06:30:21, 24 April

Man crush here too.

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  • delaboots
  • 10 Points
  • 04:54:46, 24 April

You're too much, I like it.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 29 Points
  • 04:55:44, 24 April

wink

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  • DongSandwich
  • 10 Points
  • 05:41:02, 24 April

I think I love you

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 27 Points
  • 05:46:42, 24 April

And I, you.

  • [-]
  • JesseBB
  • 18 Points
  • 04:06:53, 24 April

Ahhhh...this guy.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 31 Points
  • 04:14:22, 24 April

Hi!

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  • JesseBB
  • 13 Points
  • 04:50:55, 24 April

You're awesome, man. Keep doing your thing!

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  • Unidan
  • 22 Points
  • 06:02:56, 24 April

Fine.

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  • saltandvinegar1
  • 5 Points
  • 05:14:57, 24 April

Hello sir. Would you have a moment to talk about Marsupilism?

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  • [deleted]
  • 2 Points
  • 05:03:03, 24 April

you are just my favorite redittor right now :)

  • [-]
  • ace_strat
  • 2 Points
  • 04:53:13, 24 April

Gold, jerry! Gold!

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  • zachsolecki
  • 2 Points
  • 04:07:22, 24 April

Ohhhhhh shit!

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  • Hua_1603
  • 2 Points
  • 04:19:28, 24 April

Everything is much more agreeable if you have a pouch and a funny demeanor

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  • joshyjosh24
  • 3 Points
  • 07:05:35, 24 April

fuck you dude

  • [-]
  • sdannyc
  • 5 Points
  • 04:36:56, 24 April

As a Mormon I approve this message!

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  • Anonymous_Ascendent
  • 3 Points
  • 04:19:16, 24 April

I'm Jacob. I'm a Student. And I'm a Kangaroo.

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  • stormin_mormon
  • 0 Points
  • 03:29:44, 24 April

I like you

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  • [deleted]
  • 2 Points
  • 06:35:15, 24 April

[deleted]

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  • bookishyo
  • 12 Points
  • 03:08:24, 24 April

Aaaand now you're tagged "Marsupial Penis Expert."

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  • JonesyVT
  • 11 Points
  • 03:17:35, 24 April

I'm barely down the page at all and I've already seen three comments by you that start out "biologist/ecologist here!" I have a feeling I'm going to see even more in this thread.

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  • Unidan
  • 17 Points
  • 03:18:38, 24 April

The takeaway message is: there are a lot of unbelievable facts in nature!

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  • Ragnalypse
  • 20 Points
  • 02:01:19, 24 April

All marsupials? From Kangaroos to Koalas?

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  • Unidan
  • 43 Points
  • 02:05:26, 24 April

Yup!

Most non-placental mammals have this set of reproductive organs.

I do believe that some of the larger kangaroos don't have a bifurcated penis, but I may be wrong on that!

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  • Wyntonian
  • 9 Points
  • 02:56:03, 24 April

Dude. I'll never be able to look at koalas the same way again.

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  • Unidan
  • 34 Points
  • 02:56:38, 24 April

Hopefully you weren't looking at their dicks to begin with, but carry on.

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  • Wyntonian
  • 4 Points
  • 03:10:12, 24 April

I will now.

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  • FurryMoistAvenger
  • 2 Points
  • 04:22:44, 24 April

I love your enthusiasm about this.

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  • Relax-Enjoy
  • 12 Points
  • 03:26:52, 24 April

You, Sir! Are the most "!" happy person I have ever met!

Seriously!

I mean it!

Baked potatoes!

I'm going to bed!

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  • Unidan
  • 30 Points
  • 03:27:53, 24 April

SWEET DREAMS!!!

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  • DurkTheJerk
  • 3 Points
  • 03:40:10, 24 April

It's your day to shine!

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  • WhiskeyOnASunday93
  • 4 Points
  • 04:57:04, 24 April

It probably had more to do with your enthusiasm than the facts themselves, but this post brought a grin to my face that I had to lie about in explaining to my roommates.
Couldn't have just been like "Oh, some charming stranger on the internet is talking about kangaroo genitals"

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  • Unidan
  • 8 Points
  • 05:11:59, 24 April

Thank you, I am charming, aren't I?

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  • Papasmurf143
  • 3 Points
  • 03:27:48, 24 April

Masturbation must be pretty messy for the males.

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  • glitterbears
  • 2 Points
  • 02:56:14, 24 April

So do kangaroos have babies then just put them in their pouch?

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  • Unidan
  • 12 Points
  • 02:58:32, 24 April

Even weirder.

Kangaroos are non-placental. What the placenta does in mammals is essentially protect the baby from being rejected from the mother's body as a foreign object, among many other things. Marsupials don't have a placenta.

Once it reaches a particular stage of development in the uterus, the kangaroo joey is pushed through the central vaginal opening where it then crawls through the mother's fur around the front and into the pouch where it can finish developing.

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  • glitterbears
  • 2 Points
  • 03:36:28, 25 April

That's pretty amazing and kind of gross..but more amazing!

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  • Flying_Cuttlefish
  • 2 Points
  • 04:23:46, 24 April

It looks like this!

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  • glitterbears
  • 2 Points
  • 03:36:05, 25 April

Holy. Fuck.

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  • The_Schwenk
  • 2 Points
  • 03:18:44, 24 April

Damn man you're on a roll!

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  • Unidan
  • 3 Points
  • 03:20:41, 24 April

It's my jam, baby!

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  • supermercado21
  • 2 Points
  • 04:55:15, 24 April

Unidan, you need to do an AMA already. Your knowledge and enthusiasm in all of your posts are interesting and refreshing.

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 05:14:54, 24 April

I tried, but there wasn't much interest!

It also got stuck in the spam filter.

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  • supremevagina
  • 2 Points
  • 11:09:52, 24 April

Man, you know everything.

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  • fonttastic_plastic
  • 2 Points
  • 05:21:47, 24 April

You really are the most excited biologist. I like it.

  • [-]
  • Shizly
  • 2 Points
  • 16:49:23, 24 April

You're all over this post!

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 16:51:14, 24 April

I have very good defense.

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  • Daniel_The_Thinker
  • 2 Points
  • 21:28:03, 24 April

I like you.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 21:36:52, 24 April

I like you, too.

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  • Schyle
  • 2 Points
  • 02:45:56, 24 April

There are far too many exclamation marks in this post for me to feel safe.

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  • WildBilll33t
  • 1 Points
  • 03:10:19, 24 April

Those poor creatures...

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  • CovertWalruss
  • 1 Points
  • 03:18:36, 24 April

Jeeez, I see you everywhere. You have been waiting for thissthread for a long time, havent you?

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 4 Points
  • 03:20:08, 24 April

Here's me in this thread.

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  • goodnewsforpeople
  • 1 Points
  • 03:19:32, 24 April

I like that six out of your eight sentences end in exclamation points. You truly love what you do

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 03:22:48, 24 April

It's true!

You didn't end yours with anything, so I assume you hate whatever you do!

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  • goodnewsforpeople
  • 2 Points
  • 03:27:47, 24 April

The true and sad life of a high schooler who plans to major in humanities, enrolled in calc. :(((

At least I get math jokes.

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 03:28:52, 24 April

I used to hate math, myself, but then I realized decimals have a point.

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  • goodnewsforpeople
  • 3 Points
  • 03:34:16, 24 April

http://api.ning.com/files/wwXcrv15nzjlu95-dzXvMiiujcHb5LVEjI4pb6a8ueoSLf36krktywRpb6lXCrGNuvUgL9474PZd6GcaoEXfjET8Qu8O9CaU/OhYou.jpg

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  • enarbandy
  • 1 Points
  • 03:28:10, 24 April

Sure .. if you say so Mrs Duggar.

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  • Pyro627
  • 1 Points
  • 03:35:48, 24 April

I actually learned this fact while trying to figure out something else that I never learned the answer to...

Do kangaroos give birth directly into their pouches?

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 03:36:44, 24 April

No, they don't!

The half-developed joey actually has to crawl out, climb through the mother's hair, up her front and into the pouch!

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  • Pyro627
  • 2 Points
  • 03:53:22, 24 April

Ah, thank you! I actually got my high school biology teacher wondering about that.

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  • evanc1411
  • 1 Points
  • 03:43:43, 24 April

Wait, are you a biologist or an ecologist?

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 03:49:06, 24 April

What is ecology but biology plus the abiotic environment?

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  • doctormcwhiskerstein
  • 1 Points
  • 03:44:58, 24 April

How the hell can I STILL be learning crazy shit about these animals!?

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  • notsurewhatiam
  • 1 Points
  • 03:46:29, 24 April

Dude I can tell you love this post.

You're awesome.

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  • Grilled_Cheesy
  • 1 Points
  • 03:49:17, 24 April

I love how enthusiastic you are about teaching marsupial sex organs.

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  • Zuxicovp
  • 1 Points
  • 03:50:29, 24 April

Man your awesome. I enjoy your comments

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  • argirl09
  • 1 Points
  • 03:52:23, 24 April

As soon as I get on the computer I'm tagging you in res as "Biologist here!"

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  • adiel94
  • 1 Points
  • 03:54:18, 24 April

19 and counting! :o

  • [-]
  • renzerbull
  • 1 Points
  • 03:54:28, 24 April

I tagged you as Biologist here!

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  • supergai
  • 1 Points
  • 03:55:06, 24 April

You are having fun today, aren't you?

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  • stefan_89
  • 1 Points
  • 03:58:41, 24 April

This guy is like the Bill Nye of biologist.

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 03:59:29, 24 April

Aww, thanks!

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  • Sellasella123
  • 1 Points
  • 03:57:44, 24 April

Now waaaaait a minute... Are you an ecologist or a biologist?! I demand answers!

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  • Metalhead62
  • 1 Points
  • 03:58:08, 24 April

Observer here!

A lot of your comments in this thread start like that! Thank you for the information though, it's certainly... interesting.

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  • alpaca_in_disguise
  • 1 Points
  • 03:58:48, 24 April

Holy crap

Brb, switching my major to whatever will let me do what you do...

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  • ColonelClusterFuck_
  • 1 Points
  • 03:59:39, 24 April

You seriously know everything. I wish I paid attention in geology class instead of jerking it in the back row.

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  • The_Grateful_Living
  • 1 Points
  • 04:02:56, 24 April

Wait you were just an ecologist up there. ^ Who...who are you?

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  • leSuperAce
  • 1 Points
  • 04:03:02, 24 April

He is like Bill Nye, but for nature.

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  • edu_gon95
  • 1 Points
  • 04:05:51, 24 April

Read birthing included as bitching included.

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  • [deleted]
  • 1 Points
  • 04:07:30, 24 April

Haha was tested over this stuff in my ecology exam. Red kangaroos will have an embryo in the oven, a young in the pouch and a Joey following her around during wet season. During dry season cause by El NiƱo, the kangaroos minimize reproduction and abort the embryos.

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  • slllr
  • 1 Points
  • 04:07:57, 24 April

AWEHO;FAKDF A WTF? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ECOLOGIST??

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  • escape_goat
  • 1 Points
  • 04:08:22, 24 April

You knew this, but you went with the Sahara?

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  • poodlepants33
  • 1 Points
  • 04:10:13, 24 April

Unidan, do you know everything? I have learned so much from you tonight!

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  • spectrober
  • 1 Points
  • 04:10:38, 24 April

I now have you tagged as "Excited Biologist"

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  • OHNOITGODZEERA
  • 1 Points
  • 04:15:42, 24 April

So they get to choose their own adventure?

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  • sageDieu
  • 1 Points
  • 04:15:27, 24 April

Where does the third path go?

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  • titabonita
  • 1 Points
  • 04:16:46, 24 April

And I thought my vag was complicated!

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  • [deleted]
  • 1 Points
  • 04:20:00, 24 April

[deleted]

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  • tittopotamus
  • 1 Points
  • 04:21:53, 24 April

Uteruses..... Uteri?

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  • ataraxic89
  • 1 Points
  • 04:22:14, 24 April

Wait, then why are placental mammals almost always superior then? In the long run they beat the shit out of marsupials.

Also, so if they have 3 holes insides, and 2 are to the 2 uteruses, then what is the 3rd one?

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 04:28:48, 24 April

Placental mammals do well because of the placenta! We don't have to literally crawl out of our mothers half-developed like marsupials do.

The third vagina is exclusively for birthing.

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  • WilSmithBlackMambazo
  • 1 Points
  • 04:22:58, 24 April

Marsupial Biologist! But personally I hate marsupials especially kangaroos...

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  • Ederek_Cole
  • 1 Points
  • 04:23:04, 24 April

Boy, you are just chock full of useful trivia, aren't you?

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  • Dimlob
  • 1 Points
  • 04:24:25, 24 April

I have you tagged as "Exclamatory Biologist and Lemon Enthusiast". Where's the lemons?

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 04:25:04, 24 April

On a tree, I suppose!

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  • Snarky-remark
  • 1 Points
  • 04:25:54, 24 April

Seeing as how chlamydia is rampant amongst Koalas, does this make it possible to have triple clapped who-has?

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  • MissMaegan
  • 1 Points
  • 04:26:02, 24 April

I just like how enthusiastic you sounded about all of this.

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  • dmjols87
  • 1 Points
  • 04:34:04, 24 April

Great response! I must say though, this is the type of information I come to Reddit for, explanation of things I have previously been unaware of. Can't stand the lame 'jokes' that get hundreds and hundreds of upvotes, making this post worthy of Reddit Gold. Not trying to take away from you accomplishing getting Reddit Gold at all! But, so tired of seeing stupid 'jokes' like "TIL...more than I wanted to", or "Kangaroos are Mormons" getting hundreds of upvotes. What a waste of space those 'jokes' are. And those wastes of spaces are what constitutes your response worthy of Reddit Gold, when in all actuality this should just be the top rated comment.

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  • Unidan
  • 3 Points
  • 04:35:16, 24 April

Glad to have been of service!

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  • kietyo
  • 1 Points
  • 04:35:24, 24 April

Wait a minute... Weren't you just a biologist?

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  • phreshkid
  • 1 Points
  • 04:38:55, 24 April

I was eating m&ms when I read this and by the time I finished reading this comment, I no longer wanted to eat the rest of my m&ms.

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  • Kage-kun
  • 1 Points
  • 04:39:20, 24 April

Unidan, your combo meter is on fire.

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 04:51:20, 24 April

It burns!

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  • hurley21
  • 1 Points
  • 04:42:19, 24 April

damn dude you're all over this thread

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  • scootarded
  • 1 Points
  • 04:45:32, 24 April

There's two uteruses in my sister, made for a complicated pregnancy.

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  • The_Great_Least_000
  • 1 Points
  • 04:50:22, 24 April

Lies...

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  • Ultragrrrl
  • 1 Points
  • 05:06:44, 24 April

Moving forward, I am going to start all my posts with "Biologist here!" Or "Ecologist Here!"

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  • Unidan
  • 3 Points
  • 05:25:09, 24 April

Fair enough!

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  • OMGitsgordonramsay
  • 1 Points
  • 05:07:05, 24 April

Imagine if we were kangaroos in a kangaroo world. What would dating be like? Would female kangaroos expect to be able to pick up new guys while pregnant on one side?

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  • chaucolai
  • 1 Points
  • 05:08:00, 24 April

You're so happy! Thanks for making my day (and informing me about a whole bunch of things, including some that I didn't really need to know..)

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  • another-thing
  • 1 Points
  • 05:08:14, 24 April

I... kind of really like you.

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  • KoopaTheCivilian
  • 1 Points
  • 05:07:54, 24 April

Unidan, you're my favorite redditor. Every time I see you in a thread, my day gets brighter.

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  • helpmeimhelpless
  • 1 Points
  • 05:09:50, 24 April

I wanna be a kangaroo

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 05:19:25, 24 April

Better start drinking!

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  • Wigglez1
  • 1 Points
  • 05:10:29, 24 April

You know far too much about kangaroo penis

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  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 05:18:41, 24 April

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I know about all kinds of marsupial dong.

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  • DESTROYER3264
  • 1 Points
  • 05:16:04, 24 April

I learned that shit on QI.

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  • Grimgnight
  • 1 Points
  • 05:18:36, 24 April

Dude, you are WAY too excited about this.

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  • Zhammie
  • 1 Points
  • 05:19:53, 24 April

Damn dude, you're just having a field day in this thread aren't you? Lol

  • [-]
  • Unidan
  • 2 Points
  • 05:20:21, 24 April

I'm...so very tired.

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  • delanthaenas
  • 1 Points
  • 05:20:05, 24 April

Your comments are really making my night, Sir.

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  • Unidan
  • 3 Points
  • 05:20:16, 24 April

Glad to be of service!

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  • ryanrows
  • 1 Points
  • 05:22:16, 24 April

You. I like you.

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  • [deleted]
  • 1 Points
  • 05:21:16, 24 April

Man, I fucking love this guy!

"Biologist here! Let me gleefully explain the most intricate details of the most complex subject in the universe!"

Reddit needs more Unidans. We need Multidans.

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  • Unidan
  • 3 Points
  • 05:28:10, 24 April

I see what you did there!

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  • heymack
  • 1 Points
  • 05:23:39, 24 April

I thought the "3 Vaginas" was easily the most unbelievable fact on this thread, right up until I read about dual pronged penises. Something seems wrong about a double prong dong.

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  • Kurohime
  • 1 Points
  • 05:23:58, 24 April

>Male marsupials have a dual pronged penis, which is pretty interesting, too!

r/truehop?

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  • TwentyNineTries
  • 1 Points
  • 05:27:36, 24 April

That shit is cray.

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  • Njkpot
  • 1 Points
  • 05:28:58, 24 April

The medial vagina does not form until the first young is born, Kangaroos have two vaginas, and but gain a third one.

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  • Qevehn
  • 1 Points
  • 05:29:13, 24 April

You should make a subreddit where you post a random biological fact every day.

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  • Unidan
  • 3 Points
  • 05:29:31, 24 April

Close enough: http://theecology.tumblr.com

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  • DeliciousVegetables
  • 1 Points
  • 05:31:14, 24 April

So productive.

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  • MilesStark
  • 1 Points
  • 05:32:29, 24 April

It's good to know we have a biologist monitoring this thread.