Sell your girlfriend, make some extra cash (i.imgur.com)

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3428 ups - 1528 downs = 1900 votes

149 comments submitted at 05:43:15 on Jan 26, 2014 by lamborghini224MC

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  • Sergeanttoasty
  • 70 Points
  • 08:11:24, 26 January

That's why I bought a fedora, those things are like safe deposit boxes, for just a little investment, you can guarantee your money's safety for a lifetime.

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  • Megaross
  • -25 Points
  • 10:16:39, 26 January

What about if you're wearing a fedora with a nice suit?

I like wearing a bowler hat with my suit sometimes and I think a matching fedora would look tits.

Actually, I'm gonna do it anyway, probably wouldn't get laid even if I had a chocolate dick that spurts money.

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  • Glurky_Spurky
  • 20 Points
  • 10:21:40, 26 January

Oh yeah dude. you'd look totally awesome. Try combining a fedora with a trenchcoat and a MLP t shirt too. Bitches will be swarming you.

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  • PeePeeMunsta
  • 5 Points
  • 10:29:07, 26 January

Bitches will be all over you, you won't even need pants with that trench coat.

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  • Megaross
  • -31 Points
  • 10:24:51, 26 January

Fuck is MLP?

I've been a suit guy for a long time man, none of this cheap shit neither, tailored suits.

It's called gentlemans fashion, you should try it next time you're out looking for nikes or vintage clothes or whatever you wear.

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  • SlightlyAmbiguous
  • 29 Points
  • 10:32:48, 26 January

> It's called gentlemans fashion

Oh god, my sides

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  • IamKAR
  • 11 Points
  • 10:46:10, 26 January

He must be one of those "swag is for boys, class is for men" guys.

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  • Megaross
  • -16 Points
  • 10:35:01, 26 January

Have you even ever been into a tailors?

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  • halogen1212
  • 11 Points
  • 10:46:35, 26 January

Bro do you even bespoke?

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  • Ausgeflippt
  • 2 Points
  • 11:05:09, 26 January

I shop at Bespoke Fucks.

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  • DogeSaint-Germain
  • 1 Points
  • 11:04:20, 26 January

You have been into tailors?

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  • ImSeeingRed
  • 4 Points
  • 10:54:40, 26 January

Show fit pics bro.

calling yourself a suit guy and saying its gentlemans fashion somehow tells me it doesnt look as cool as you think it does.

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  • SlightlyAmbiguous
  • 4 Points
  • 10:59:28, 26 January

One of OP's submission links says he hasn't been intimate with a girl since he was 15 and I think I understand.

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  • eeeeVeeee
  • 2 Points
  • 11:02:54, 26 January

MLP is a show for mature and classy people.

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  • Glurky_Spurky
  • 1 Points
  • 11:07:45, 26 January

It's not a show for everypony, only us enlightened bronies can understand the subtle nods towards adult humor in it. :)

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  • TrayvonMartin
  • 4 Points
  • 10:30:18, 26 January

Lol

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  • Glurky_Spurky
  • 3 Points
  • 11:06:44, 26 January

I thought you died

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  • Megaross
  • -18 Points
  • 10:32:42, 26 January

What is it then, I'm guessing you're one of these soft as shit indie kids that might as well have a pussy secured to them in their skinny jeans and jack wills shirts?

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  • mrcobracommander
  • 10 Points
  • 10:35:04, 26 January

The mad is strong with this one.

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  • SlightlyAmbiguous
  • 4 Points
  • 10:55:05, 26 January

/u/Megaross right now http://i.imgur.com/k7WYK8m.png

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  • Megaross
  • -11 Points
  • 10:41:12, 26 January

Why would you assume I'm mad man?

Did I hurt your feels or something, come on, lets hug it out. Come on Mary Beth, it's ok to cry.

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  • mrcobracommander
  • 10 Points
  • 10:46:40, 26 January

Res tagged as mad fedora boy.

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  • queer_smearer_9000
  • 4 Points
  • 10:53:47, 26 January

I can't believe you're still defending this! I'd have gotten on my seg way and hauled ass out of this mess like 3 comments ago

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  • Aurarus
  • 3 Points
  • 10:57:38, 26 January

Everyone's picking on you because you're like a fedora neckbeard incarnate.

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  • Zygern
  • 5 Points
  • 10:37:44, 26 January

Guys, should we tell him?

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  • IamKAR
  • 2 Points
  • 10:45:03, 26 January

Lol