Dude in front of me at CVS. It jiggled when he moved. (i.imgur.com)

{WTF}

650 ups - 167 downs = 483 votes

126 comments submitted at 17:47:41 on Jun 17, 2013 by DrMcIntire

  • [-]
  • shaggy1265
  • 10 Points
  • 18:13:28, 17 June

Looks like cloth sticking out of an open wound. Probably an infected pimple or mosquito bite or something.

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • -41 Points
  • 18:36:20, 17 June

That is iodoform gauze.

If you don't know what you are talking about, you might want to consider shutting up.

Anyone with even the most basic first aid knowledge knows that.

And you don't, so....

http://www.modomed.com/cgi-bin/frontrunner.cgi?ri=100&rc=MODO&rs=T&ro=T&pln=MW&pid=MWGA&pm=&in=NON256125H&whs=ALL&sid=NON256&msds=Curad%20Sterile%20Iodoform%20Packing%20Strips&os=FROOGLE&ctc=1

  • [-]
  • shaggy1265
  • 17 Points
  • 18:40:56, 17 June

So in other words... I was completely correct.

Gauze is made up of cloth genius.

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • -35 Points
  • 18:44:26, 17 June

That is what is so interesting about you: ignorant, but you are so sure you are not!

That must be a nice feeling. But, do you ever stop and think (!), and realize: "I don't really know much, but I like to pretend I do. Or tell myself I do".

Yes, it is gauze: it's not "cloth". Just like Andromeda is not "near": I think the reason you believe that in your own mind is that you cannot even begin to comprehend how far away it is.

I asked you before: assume you are travelling to our sun at airline speeds: call is 600 MPH: how long would it take that "airliner" to reach the sun?

The math is not hard (for me anyway.) Let me know if you need help.

If you're afraid to actually figure it out: well, I understand.

  • [-]
  • DruNewp
  • 6 Points
  • 19:24:05, 17 June

Holy shit, someone needs to submit your comments to r/cringe.

  • [-]
  • LinkFixerJr
  • 0 Points
  • 19:33:39, 17 June

/r/cringe

  • [-]
  • analinducedcoma
  • 3 Points
  • 19:47:59, 17 June

Thanks for answering my question... Is gauze cloth? or does astrophysics have anything to do with gauze?... The answer.... Maby.

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • -26 Points
  • 18:46:10, 17 June

Genius boy: what is iodoform? Why is it impregnated in the gauze?

What is the term used to describe how it's used?

How long do you leave it in?

Bacitracin, or bactroban, or aquaphor?

  • [-]
  • fairy_cupcake
  • 7 Points
  • 18:52:41, 17 June

wow you're getting owned by shaggy1265.

stop now you're embarrassing yourself

  • [-]
  • shaggyFAKE
  • -7 Points
  • 19:09:41, 17 June

Wow you are RIGHT!

That SHAGGY is AMAZING!

Hi shaggy, you dishonest douche. Nice two day old sockpuppet account: it's amazing you thought of that!

And you can upvote yourself! It's your own private circlejerk!

  • [-]
  • fairy_cupcake
  • 0 Points
  • 19:14:47, 17 June

your tears are delicious

  • [-]
  • shaggyFAKE
  • 0 Points
  • 19:55:58, 17 June

That was brilliant shaggy. Brilliant.

How many other sockpuppet accounts do you have?

Do you shit out a comment, then flip to another browser window to upvote yourself?

That's brilliant!

How's that math coming along? If you need some help, create yet another new account, and just ask. That way it won't be embarrassing for you.

  • [-]
  • fairy_cupcake
  • -1 Points
  • 20:01:36, 17 June

http://i.imgur.com/McX9VyI.png

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • -8 Points
  • 19:33:35, 17 June

Hi shaggy!

Are you familiar with the book Primary Colors?

It was written by an "anonymous" author, but he was identified in a few short weeks when his writing style was analyzed.

I find it very interesting that you and "shaggy" use the same simple short and choppy sentence structure, poor punctuation, have an identical Fleisch-Kincaid score, and have the same high school vocab, and the same immature whiny fat boy style.

And fairy's account is two days old....from two days ago....I see.

Shaggy, you're sad. Sockpuppet much?

  • [-]
  • fairy_cupcake
  • 2 Points
  • 19:36:19, 17 June

lol you're trying too hard. your butthurt is off the scales.

please call a doctor. you may have anger management issues.

and issues involving general problem-solving skills. ask your doc about that too.

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • -2 Points
  • 20:07:02, 17 June

Hi shaggy!

Thanks! Your medical advice is spot on! Maybe I should pack a wound with "cloth".

Again: same writing style. Same sad punctuation. 2 day old account.

Sad socketpuppet fat boy. Fat, dumb, and happy?

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • -23 Points
  • 18:59:40, 17 June

Hmm, when faced with someone willing to confront him on his bullshit, "shaggy" runs away like the little coward he is.

He does not know anything about the above, ran away, and....he is owning?

OK. Shaggy owns fat, sloth, and a lot of free time. Hence his high comment karma count....nothing original I notice.....

But OK.

  • [-]
  • Im-in-dublin
  • 2 Points
  • 19:03:27, 17 June

Oh god this is amazing. And he's completely serious too!

  • [-]
  • fairy_cupcake
  • 0 Points
  • 19:17:58, 17 June

And what about all the other 20+ people who have downvoted you, and upvoted shaggy? I bet they're all sockpuppets too.

lol ur so mad

  • [-]
  • ScrubTutor
  • 2 Points
  • 19:05:23, 17 June

Someone is mad.

  • [-]
  • HaveAnotherCookie
  • 3 Points
  • 18:47:14, 17 June

Why make people in the medical community look like stuck up assholes? Be nice. "It looks like iodoform gauze. Here's a picture for those of you who don't know what that is!"

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • -21 Points
  • 18:56:22, 17 June

"shaggy" is a douche. An "often wrong but never in doubt" type. He is the archetypical ignorant fool who is so ignorant he doesn't have the first inkling that he is, in fact, ignorant.

Rude, abrasive, and whiny.

Too harsh on shaggy? No. Yeah, I know, this is his life here: he squirts out shitty little comments, constantly--and I suppose most people just ignore him.

In an age of knowledge, an ignorant jackoff like shaggy is a pox. He thinks he knows things, and comments loudly, but he has never taken the time to actually read and learn, or: just fucking listen.

On another thread, he graciously informed the world that he has discussed "countless" times how "near" the Andromeda Galaxy is to Earth. No: it's not "near", and no, he has not discussed it "countless" times. If Reddit can count the 50,000+ "karma points" he has garnered here in the past year, doing the math on how often he has discussed "Andromeda's Nearness" (with who?) is trivial. I doubt he has "discussed" it a dozen times.

Regardless: often wrong, but never in doubt: people like shaggy are the reason this country and planet are having severe problems.

Will fucking with shaggy help? Probably not. But better to light a candle....

  • [-]
  • MyPhantomile
  • 4 Points
  • 19:22:09, 17 June

You're a bit of a cunt, mate.

  • [-]
  • Mr_Bergstrom
  • 3 Points
  • 19:14:01, 17 June

Is being wrong fun for you?

  • [-]
  • CVANVOL
  • 1 Points
  • 19:49:46, 17 June

What if paddled shaggy and cupcake are all the same person?

  • [-]
  • Paddled
  • 1 Points
  • 20:17:16, 17 June

shaggy and cupcake are the same.

I wish I was shaggy so I could end shaggy. Net for universe: all good!

  • [-]
  • fairy_cupcake
  • 2 Points
  • 18:48:32, 17 June

wow you sound like a douche.

  • [-]
  • lsguy
  • 1 Points
  • 20:17:54, 17 June

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQl5aYhkF3E