Dat Northern European Master Race (i.imgur.com)

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539 comments submitted at 18:06:03 on Jan 16, 2013 by dickpound

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  • dickpound
  • -9 Points
  • 19:29:45, 16 January

Nice try amerifats. The girl is from Norway.

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  • mainsworth
  • 11 Points
  • 19:46:36, 16 January

The Wisconsin of Europe.

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  • MooMix
  • -14 Points
  • 19:47:43, 16 January

I see Texas girls that look this good all of the time. She could easily fit in here :)

http://i.imgur.com/atY1G.jpg

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  • dickpound
  • -11 Points
  • 20:04:15, 16 January

Texas

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  • MooMix
  • -10 Points
  • 20:08:11, 16 January

You're pretty fucking ignorant. The entire population of Norway could fit into either of two Texas cities. Even with a high population of fat people, you guys do not come anywhere close to having the number of hot women we do.

The picture you posted is not what your average Texan looks like. Nice try though.

Take a look at my edit above. The girl you posted isn't anything special. There are country girls like that all over the place here.

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  • dickpound
  • -2 Points
  • 20:29:13, 16 January

Being this mad and insecure

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  • MooMix
  • -3 Points
  • 20:39:47, 16 January

You're the one who started throwing out insults to defend your delusions. If anybody here is insecure it's you.

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  • TheOnlyTheist
  • -11 Points
  • 21:21:41, 16 January

You have yet to post an attractive Texan.

We have seen at least +20 obese texans in this thread.

You say "you were only able to find one Norwegian girl", when you have yet to find a texan with even close to these aesthetics.

But I guess in murica you probably lose the ability to distinguish aesthetics. Anything under 200lbs is like model skinny.

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  • MooMix
  • -10 Points
  • 20:37:13, 16 January

Skills like that, yet you were only able to find one Norwegian girl worth posting on reddit?

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  • white_trash_texan
  • 7 Points
  • 20:54:14, 16 January

i'll back you up buddy. our women are much better lookin'. that dang ol' norwegian skank got way too many teeth and not even a daggone little bit o' elbow cleavage! she reminds me of betsy, one o' my grand pappy's farm pigs. she was the runt o' that dang ol' litter mang only reached 200 pounds i tell you what but i still had sex with her.

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  • Twiztid801
  • 0 Points
  • 21:08:24, 16 January

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and chalk this one up.... Ain't no 'Murica gonna match the beauty of a true Norwegian Princess.... Ever.

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  • JiggamanOnATram
  • 1 Points
  • 21:20:17, 16 January

HEY EVERYBODY I HATE AMERICA TOO. UPVOTES TO THE LEFT

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  • TheOnlyTheist
  • -11 Points
  • 20:48:19, 16 January

The girl you linked has terrible aesthetics in comparison.

Norway, natural tone blond full bodied hair.

Texas, bleach dry flatass weave.

Norway, perfect jawline, dainty nose.

Texas, coyote chin, dingo nose.

Norway, eyes perfectly symmetrical, oval shape, deep soul piercing blue.

Texas, v shape asymmetrical wacky eyes, can't tell eye color, probably mud.

Norway, smile radiates with joy of life and whimsy. Sexy as fuck.

Texas, jackal smile like she a gold-digger.

Norway, body language loose and relaxed, a new inviting situation approaches, fist lightly held in front of her, no tension in body.

Texas, body language unapproachable, two middle fingers in front, higher on one leg, closed posture, cynical as fuck.

'Merifat be mad

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  • MooMix
  • -9 Points
  • 20:56:27, 16 January

I posted that picture as much for the shirt she is wearing as anything else, buddy.

You want to get into a picture posting contest for women in Texas vs Norway? It wouldn't even be fair. Do a little research twat. I'm pretty sure I don't have to teach you how to use google to find women.

Anyway. Enough arguing with kids for one day.

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  • TheOnlyTheist
  • -10 Points
  • 21:07:56, 16 January

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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  • MooMix
  • -2 Points
  • 21:10:47, 16 January

I pitty you. Do you understand that? I look down on you, and I feel sorry for what I see.

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  • TheOnlyTheist
  • -10 Points
  • 21:12:23, 16 January

Copy pasta, and you can't even spell pity right in a three word sentence.

'Merifat for the lulz

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  • MooMix
  • -6 Points
  • 21:22:25, 16 January

Mmm yes, that makes perfect sense. I copy/pasted it and somehow managed to misspell a word all at the same time.

Run along little boy, if that's the best you got.

You need to practice your trolling skills. They're a bit dated.

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  • TheOnlyTheist
  • -11 Points
  • 21:25:26, 16 January

Dude you're making my day.

The comment you replied to was copypasta, not your stupid ass comment.

I give you full credit for not being able to spell pity.

Literally boggling my mind, in a good way.

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  • MooMix
  • -2 Points
  • 21:29:43, 16 January

If you could form a coherent sentence maybe I wouldn't be confused about what the fuck you're talking about. And I'll give you full credit for finding one misspelled word. Good on you, friend! Maybe you did in fact make it out of grade school. If only just.

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