So I was looking for something under my boyfriend's desk.. (imgur.com)

{WTF}

14787 ups - 10937 downs = 3850 votes

3341 comments submitted at 03:14:11 on Jan 9, 2014 by erikaatheistsen182

  • [-]
  • Ohh_Yeah
  • 2711 Points
  • 06:42:49, 9 January

This is for real the most fucked up thread I've read in a while and will remain a strong contender for the rest of 2014. Here is the breakdown:

  1. Picture of cum-stained wall: http://imgur.com/DazzwDx

  2. Picture of OP's boyfriend cleaning cum-stained wall in his underwear, ponytail present: http://i.imgur.com/xFU7LAB.png

  3. Picture of OP masturbating with a vibrator while OP's boyfriend browses the internet in the background of the picture: http://i.imgur.com/MBLw5wo.png

  4. Dug-up pictures of OP's face, OP's boyfriend's face, extensive posting history from OP talking about masturbation in relationships: http://i.imgur.com/23nu5ET.jpg

  5. Revelation of secondary account of OP containing numerous nudes, and boyfriend's dick in [M]/[F] Gonewild picture: http://www.reddit.com/user/orangetreee

  6. Posts from OP in the thread revealing serious relationship problems that are down-played as trivial but are somehow still crying out for attention/intervention: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1urnm4/soiwaslookingforsomethingunder_my/cel13hn

  7. Redditors gearing up for battle in their whitest suits of armour

You have truly outdone yourselves this time, r/WTF.

  • [-]
  • Ewornod
  • 459 Points
  • 07:20:17, 9 January

When the history of Reddit is written this will be referenced as a primary source.

  • [-]
  • ArmaggedonsEdge
  • 235 Points
  • 07:48:21, 9 January

Just think we were here when cum wall happened, we're a part of history

Edit:spelling

  • [-]
  • Jaggle
  • 165 Points
  • 07:50:45, 9 January

I was here for cum box too. I'm starting to feel like Forrest Gump.

  • [-]
  • Dayumshame
  • 9 Points
  • 08:12:40, 9 January

That box was a whole other level of gross. Loved the commentary it spawned though.

  • [-]
  • elmonoenano
  • 11 Points
  • 07:52:02, 9 January

obligatory Forrest Cump comment

  • [-]
  • hypnosquid
  • 24 Points
  • 08:10:05, 9 January

Life is like a box of... yeah.. no

  • [-]
  • Dojaman
  • 4 Points
  • 08:25:48, 9 January

Man first thing in my head: Forest Cump. Then there was you.

  • [-]
  • smellthenoise
  • 3 Points
  • 08:28:13, 9 January

The moment where this thread went from WTF to hilarious

  • [-]
  • librlman
  • 3 Points
  • 08:53:02, 9 January

My momma always told me do unto others as I'd have done unto me...especially when my arms was broke.

  • [-]
  • two_four
  • 3 Points
  • 08:13:52, 9 January

Can we get flair for this like the orangered/periwinkle battle?

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  • THE_PSICORAPIST
  • 2 Points
  • 08:24:39, 9 January

I was darrr. When the cum stained the walls... i was there.

  • [-]
  • sarcasticmrfox
  • 3 Points
  • 08:24:51, 9 January

Cum Forrest, Cum?

  • [-]
  • Ezizual
  • 2 Points
  • 08:31:42, 9 January

"I bet if I think about it real hard I can remember my first cumbox"

  • [-]
  • inflammablepenguin
  • 2 Points
  • 08:03:14, 9 January

I was here for the cum boxers as well.

  • [-]
  • broken_radio
  • 1 Points
  • 09:00:09, 9 January

Like is like a wall of cum...

  • [-]
  • toolatealreadyfapped
  • 1 Points
  • 09:14:42, 9 January

And don't forget cucumber dog food.

  • [-]
  • falkous
  • 1 Points
  • 09:20:50, 9 January

Life is like a box of...yeah we won't actually get into that right now

  • [-]
  • LoTekk
  • 1 Points
  • 09:45:30, 9 January

*Forrest Cump

  • [-]
  • nannal
  • 1 Points
  • 11:43:11, 9 January

I remember when /u/verifiedson did his AMA, that was apparently two years ago.

  • [-]
  • chadderbox
  • 1 Points
  • 11:53:10, 9 January

Were you on Fark when the guy got his nuts caught in the slats of his chair?

  • [-]
  • Brianomatic
  • 1 Points
  • 12:47:46, 9 January

Life is like a box of cum, it's sticky and gets harder the longer you leave it.

  • [-]
  • thisguy012
  • 8 Points
  • 07:54:36, 9 January

I'm here. This is happening.

Not a good part of history. Kinda like the JFK assassination, horrible, but it's happening..

  • [-]
  • funkster30
  • 2 Points
  • 07:59:46, 9 January

This guy... I tell ya...

...wait a second...

  • [-]
  • whore__of_babylon
  • 5 Points
  • 08:29:49, 9 January

DAE remember cum wall 2014? fuck, im old.

  • [-]
  • ineedahashtag4myswag
  • 4 Points
  • 08:06:00, 9 January

You're right! We should all cherish this moment. I'm just gonna comment so I have actual proof. Hello, future me.

  • [-]
  • Ewornod
  • 3 Points
  • 08:06:57, 9 January

Try boasting about that to people who don't use Reddit.

  • [-]
  • ArmaggedonsEdge
  • 6 Points
  • 08:15:42, 9 January

Family: "What did you do today?" Me: "Oh nothing big just saw a cum covered wall" Family: " ...... What?"

  • [-]
  • danger_in_delay
  • 3 Points
  • 08:40:52, 9 January

http://imgur.com/ynJAlly

  • [-]
  • sakaem
  • 3 Points
  • 09:16:18, 9 January

And I have a new desktop wallpaper. Thanks.

  • [-]
  • charonboat
  • 2 Points
  • 08:17:17, 9 January

I'm commenting so I can tell my grandchildren.

  • [-]
  • sutibun
  • 2 Points
  • 08:21:37, 9 January

I'ma just post something so I can be apart of history too.

  • [-]
  • Spalding1856
  • 2 Points
  • 08:22:21, 9 January

A part *

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  • DirtyPigeons
  • 2 Points
  • 08:23:47, 9 January

>cum wall

That is pure gold.

  • [-]
  • Malivore
  • 2 Points
  • 08:28:31, 9 January

Is it bad that I experienced a very fleeting moment of a shred of excitement thinking about this?

  • [-]
  • voodooscuba
  • 2 Points
  • 08:29:20, 9 January

~~KONA2012~~ CUMWALL2014

  • [-]
  • LikesBigBoobs
  • 2 Points
  • 08:30:42, 9 January

COLBY 2012 NEVER FORGET!!!

  • [-]
  • TheTrueProxy
  • 3 Points
  • 08:38:24, 9 January

HISTORY.

  • [-]
  • beachill
  • 2 Points
  • 08:34:57, 9 January

Commenting to be a part of history. This is almost as great as the cum bottle guy on /b/

  • [-]
  • brandionacloud
  • 2 Points
  • 08:42:38, 9 January

I'll always remember where I was when I read about cum-wall.

  • [-]
  • Advokatus
  • 2 Points
  • 09:07:27, 9 January

I'm commenting just so I can prove I was here.

  • [-]
  • VagabondOfTheWastes
  • 2 Points
  • 09:18:06, 9 January

Commenting for posterity

  • [-]
  • sdhokie91
  • 2 Points
  • 09:20:11, 9 January

yay history! And I'm a part of it!

  • [-]
  • BonoboUK
  • 1 Points
  • 09:21:35, 9 January

Do we get a T-shirt?

Or a section of the wall to take down?

  • [-]
  • mothcock
  • 1 Points
  • 09:24:54, 9 January

I was part of it. Im so proud.

  • [-]
  • aznrunnerman
  • 1 Points
  • 09:31:34, 9 January

Wow I feel important now! Cum wall...I was there!

  • [-]
  • butrosbutrosfunky
  • 1 Points
  • 10:38:22, 9 January

I'm imagining this as the opener for some kind Henry V style St. Crispin's day speech.

"And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by from this day until the ending of the world but in it we who saw that horrifying cum wall shall be remembered. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, For he today who saw the goddamn sight of that cum wall with me shall be my brother, Be he ne'er so vile, this day of witnessing that motherfucking cum wall shall gentle his condition..."

  • [-]
  • drunken_German_Guy
  • 1 Points
  • 11:22:38, 9 January

You blew my mind. [6]

  • [-]
  • afrocolli
  • 1 Points
  • 11:57:33, 9 January

I'm.. I'm part of history!

  • [-]
  • TriplePube
  • 1 Points
  • 12:00:30, 9 January

Cum wall is the new berlin wall. Soon they will start to sell parts of the cum wall.

  • [-]
  • Naplesqb10
  • 1 Points
  • 13:02:32, 9 January

I am marking my place for future generations....

Just like OP's boyfriend

  • [-]
  • Richeh
  • 1 Points
  • 13:05:36, 9 January

We will be the ones who remember that we were here.

When the wall come's down.

  • [-]
  • SnackyPack
  • 16 Points
  • 08:39:42, 9 January

All I want to know is how he pulled a girl like her... Obviously I need guitar hero boxers and sell lots of weed

  • [-]
  • SovietKiller
  • 1 Points
  • 12:42:05, 9 January

yea thats more wtf than this.....

  • [-]
  • Dremlar
  • 6 Points
  • 08:26:18, 9 January

We will be a stain on the wall of history pretty soon.

  • [-]
  • HatesSleepApnea
  • 3 Points
  • 08:08:40, 9 January

All of your references are sick and everybody knows that

  • [-]
  • DoMeLikeIm5
  • 2 Points
  • 08:13:43, 9 January

The cumwall.

  • [-]
  • jfizzl
  • 2 Points
  • 08:44:32, 9 January

Yep, when people reference this in the future we all will be able to say "I was there."

cumwall 2014 - never forget

  • [-]
  • Naggers123
  • 2 Points
  • 08:48:30, 9 January

"when they were the history of my reign dear sister, they will say it began today"

  • Walter the fucker
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  • hamgina
  • 2 Points
  • 09:15:17, 9 January

I feel like I just witnessed something epic.

  • [-]
  • Shinhan
  • 2 Points
  • 11:13:44, 9 January

But his comment is a secondary source! Its only the links in his comment that are primary sources.

  • [-]
  • snowy747
  • 78 Points
  • 07:34:36, 9 January

So much sexual tension why dont they just fuck? I'm very confused here.

  • [-]
  • Prinsessa
  • 16 Points
  • 07:57:16, 9 January

Sexual dysfunction man...somethings not clicking.

  • [-]
  • two_four
  • 15 Points
  • 08:10:18, 9 January

Someone's not dicking

  • [-]
  • sergixio
  • 3 Points
  • 12:27:12, 9 January

Meh, show me a woman/man and I'll show you another woman/man who is tired of fucking him/her.

  • [-]
  • thatswhytheycallitsh
  • 5 Points
  • 08:09:19, 9 January

his mouse is clicking...

  • [-]
  • snowy747
  • 3 Points
  • 08:19:01, 9 January

They're just not licking ..

  • [-]
  • SovietKiller
  • 3 Points
  • 12:42:48, 9 January

moms spaghetti

  • [-]
  • whiteorb
  • 8 Points
  • 09:47:11, 9 January

I have a feeling he has problems getting away from his computer.

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  • toolatealreadyfapped
  • 9 Points
  • 09:15:57, 9 January

I'm blaming the ponytail.

  • [-]
  • jobes
  • 180 Points
  • 07:37:28, 9 January

Mirror those links before OP takes them down so we have proof of this epic discovery.

  • [-]
  • two_four
  • 17 Points
  • 08:09:36, 9 January

This should really be in /r/bestof

  • [-]
  • Saicotic
  • 11 Points
  • 08:15:49, 9 January

Not allowed to submit anything from default subs.

  • [-]
  • mightytwin21
  • 13 Points
  • 08:30:58, 9 January

Which is one of the dumbest rule changes ever.

  • [-]
  • PapaChubaca
  • 3 Points
  • 09:14:52, 9 January

don't worry: /r/defaultgems

  • [-]
  • blazingdarkness
  • 2 Points
  • 10:37:49, 9 January

or /r/MuseumOfReddit.

  • [-]
  • joshecf
  • 4 Points
  • 08:15:35, 9 January

Once on the Internet, always on the Internet.

  • [-]
  • wild-tangent
  • 1 Points
  • 10:36:20, 9 January

You should do it.

  • [-]
  • Scarlet-Star
  • 33 Points
  • 07:53:04, 9 January

i think the most worrying part is she's worn the same panties for more than 5 months

  • [-]
  • AllMyName
  • 1 Points
  • 13:06:09, 9 January

O.O

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  • AccidentallyAnUpvote
  • 31 Points
  • 08:28:17, 9 January

In fairness, reddit has been going in hard for the month of January.

We get a guy with two pensies.

Pornhub does an ama.

And now we get an excellent backlog in this simple wtf.

We are only two weeks into the new year and honestly I can't wait to see how much more amazing this month, let alone year, would get.

  • [-]
  • Pandibabi
  • 3 Points
  • 10:23:55, 9 January

Ama from seinfeld and david attenbough didnt make your list?!

  • [-]
  • Axist
  • 3 Points
  • 10:41:17, 9 January

Guy with 2 penises?! link?

  • [-]
  • NotSafeForShop
  • 1 Points
  • 12:59:09, 9 January

Sadly though, karma balance took our Uncle Phil in payment.

  • [-]
  • BiosBitch
  • 10 Points
  • 07:59:53, 9 January

The comments OP made in the "Someone was giving away free kittens outside of my work today, I couldn't resist." post cracked me up. Her "You should see my other walls." comment is especially funny now.

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  • oOLynxOo
  • 30 Points
  • 07:38:02, 9 January

Dude, OP's bf is so fucking gross. Cums on the wall thinking it's the carpet!? What!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! Is she just tee-heeing about this!? I... I can't even....

  • [-]
  • sperglord_manchild
  • 16 Points
  • 07:52:45, 9 January

>Redditors gearing up for battle in their whitest suits of armour

i love you

  • [-]
  • guywhosaysyeah
  • 12 Points
  • 07:57:35, 9 January

Is he wearing shit stained underwear in the pic of him cleaning?

  • [-]
  • pffftyagassed
  • 7 Points
  • 08:33:50, 9 January

yeah.

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  • Prinsessa
  • 11 Points
  • 08:02:41, 9 January

I guess I'm desensitized... I'm not creeped by them as much as those on this site who are digging into their history. That said, be smart, dont overshare kids.

  • [-]
  • outputrotation
  • 7 Points
  • 07:55:21, 9 January

Well guys... the writings on the wall...

  • [-]
  • Pynch_my_rainbow
  • 5 Points
  • 08:08:13, 9 January

This is why I stay awake until ~~3am~~ browsing reddit.

edit: 5am

  • [-]
  • shamus727
  • 14 Points
  • 07:41:54, 9 January

You are the ultimate reddit detective... we have now all seen OPs boobs

  • [-]
  • Prinsessa
  • 6 Points
  • 07:58:34, 9 January

I don't know what was more impressive, his boobs or his "flowing locks"

  • [-]
  • individual_throwaway
  • 8 Points
  • 07:51:00, 9 January

Thanks for summarizing this gem of a thread for us.

  • [-]
  • badmire
  • 4 Points
  • 07:22:00, 9 January

Thanks Dick Tracy!

  • [-]
  • Sirsersur
  • 5 Points
  • 07:47:19, 9 January

Clicked 1, Clicked 2, Misread 3 and evacuated this thread

  • [-]
  • bopplegurp
  • 7 Points
  • 07:37:32, 9 January

I thought that was a girl in the chair :(

  • [-]
  • Psychomedic
  • 4 Points
  • 07:50:23, 9 January

Seriously what the fuck is going on. The cum wall isn't even the weirdest part. Honestly this almost feels too perfectly screwed up to be true.

  • [-]
  • PREMIUM_POKEBALL
  • 3 Points
  • 07:51:52, 9 January

Is she wearing a festival wristband???????????

  • [-]
  • Smigg_e
  • 6 Points
  • 07:56:22, 9 January

Im at a lost for words. Between laughter and sympathy I am at the ULTIMATE WTF right now. This is awesome. Poor guy..

Edit: NO NOT POOR ANYONE.. POOR HUMANITY!!!!!!

  • [-]
  • mosharp
  • 2 Points
  • 07:35:24, 9 January

I mean... wow.

  • [-]
  • thisguy012
  • 2 Points
  • 08:01:17, 9 January

Well I mean...you're not really helping...but point 6, all seems pretty great

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1urnm4/soiwaslookingforsomethingunder_my/cel48xp

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  • MasonXD
  • 3 Points
  • 08:07:06, 9 January

Honestly, OP has a prettier face than expected.

  • [-]
  • flamingapes
  • 2 Points
  • 08:09:18, 9 January

Thank you great wizard of Reddit, for the entertainment

  • [-]
  • LittleBeauty96
  • 2 Points
  • 08:32:12, 9 January

What in the actual fuck went on in here 😳

  • [-]
  • ajkeel
  • 2 Points
  • 08:53:32, 9 January

wait. wait. WAIT a second. i have never been one of those people that realizes they know the person in reddit posts or pictures, and today that changed, because if i'm not mistaken, i've met OP's boyfriend before, in an economics class. ha... well this is awkward

  • [-]
  • mach0
  • 2 Points
  • 09:28:33, 9 January

How did OP's second account got into light?

  • [-]
  • Doctor_Candy
  • 2 Points
  • 09:30:37, 9 January

Just started reading this thread... was slammed with the summary... now I'm going to have to read every little bit of it!

  • [-]
  • twelveparsex
  • 2 Points
  • 09:32:43, 9 January

8: Blaming it on the cat: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18d4rm/whataresomeoftheweirderquirksofyour_cat/c8dq1sh

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  • aperture81
  • 2 Points
  • 09:39:49, 9 January

Unbelievable.. Really.. Just.. Im speechless..

But... in the big scheme of things this probably isn't that wierd.. Realistically, i know dudes who have rooms that look exactly like OP's boyfriend.. Given, they are all single, and given, i never looked underneath their desks for any of this kind of shit but with the people i know, i wouldnt be suprised. I Think the clincher is that OP is posting all this shit on reddit, plus, with the added dimension of her other account, it just makes it all the more fucked up. Just goes to show you can never be too careful about what you post. Never.

  • [-]
  • TheQuah
  • 2 Points
  • 09:40:53, 9 January

Nice Wakarusa bracelets and multiples too. This is definitely a festie couple +1! Nice tits, better ass...

  • [-]
  • waynechang92
  • 3 Points
  • 08:04:06, 9 January

Holy shit. Quick, someone mirror and screenshot and then submit to r/MuseumofReddit. This will be mentioned in the same breath as the cumbox, jolly rancher, Dagobah...

  • [-]
  • xu85
  • 1 Points
  • 07:41:46, 9 January

I chuckled at post number 4.

  • [-]
  • alphaswitch
  • 1 Points
  • 07:56:15, 9 January

Cts

  • [-]
  • diobrando89
  • 1 Points
  • 07:56:33, 9 January

Thanks bro

  • [-]
  • RoachRaps
  • 1 Points
  • 07:58:07, 9 January

We shall call you reedits shirlock holmes

  • [-]
  • OpenMindedMajor
  • 1 Points
  • 07:58:40, 9 January

I think that fool has a shit stain on his asshole too in pic #2

  • [-]
  • Digital_Beard
  • 1 Points
  • 07:59:28, 9 January

Detective work is over 9000!

  • [-]
  • Rethen
  • 1 Points
  • 07:59:33, 9 January

Fuck this I'm using my teleporter.

  • [-]
  • testbug0
  • 1 Points
  • 08:01:43, 9 January

i've got a /r/wtf boner right now. finally a post worthy of #1 on /r/WTF !

i fear we may have peaked too early folks, the rest of 2014 will be a disappointment from here on

  • [-]
  • holywillie
  • 1 Points
  • 08:02:37, 9 January

Holy shit.

  • [-]
  • DabbinDubs
  • 1 Points
  • 08:03:01, 9 January

fuckin wooks

  • [-]
  • Lolrus123
  • 1 Points
  • 08:03:23, 9 January

I must say, stupendous job Sherlock!

  • [-]
  • Red_Dog1880
  • 1 Points
  • 08:03:43, 9 January

You've done us all proud /r/WTF.

  • [-]
  • ayeitaintjay
  • 1 Points
  • 08:03:49, 9 January

10/10 would read any thread review you have.

  • [-]
  • shaggorama
  • 1 Points
  • 08:03:54, 9 January

I'm glad I was a little late to this party

  • [-]
  • Riptaur
  • 1 Points
  • 08:05:18, 9 January

What. The. Fuck.

  • [-]
  • zapruder_
  • 2 Points
  • 08:05:28, 9 January

The only thing missing here is Morgan Freeman narrating it.

  • [-]
  • De_v0
  • 1 Points
  • 08:07:49, 9 January

I am proud to up this one. Well played and good game.

  • [-]
  • TheSkiFreeYeti
  • 1 Points
  • 08:09:41, 9 January

Judging by the amount of gonewild posts she has, she is a pretty good looking girl with a decent sex drive.

Why would you be cumming on your wall?

  • [-]
  • bulldogdiver
  • 1 Points
  • 08:12:56, 9 January

You, oh you, words cannot...

  • [-]
  • robertpaulson7
  • 1 Points
  • 08:14:01, 9 January

Is it just me or are those stain marks on his underwear. Looks like he vacations in brown town.

  • [-]
  • Bigassbird
  • 1 Points
  • 08:15:22, 9 January

Thank you very much for this.

I haven't clicked any links and now don't need to.

These two need parents that love them.

  • [-]
  • Jardun
  • 1 Points
  • 08:15:50, 9 January

Here's to you, real-time reddit historian. You chronicle these events well.

  • [-]
  • ThirdDegree
  • 1 Points
  • 08:15:53, 9 January

This makes me want to throw up. That's what /r/WTF is for I guess. Upvote.

  • [-]
  • misterhastedt
  • 1 Points
  • 08:20:11, 9 January

Wow he literally has shit stains in his underwear

  • [-]
  • antidamage
  • 1 Points
  • 08:20:28, 9 January

She seems like a kickass girlfriend. Don't mess up their lives too much.

  • [-]
  • gladwinBU
  • 1 Points
  • 08:22:59, 9 January

What the fuck is happening right now.

  • [-]
  • Route66_LANparty
  • 1 Points
  • 08:24:02, 9 January

Thanks for the summary.

  • [-]
  • Magoonie
  • 1 Points
  • 08:24:28, 9 January

Why can't I have a big dick like OP's boyfriend. I would treat it well and only use it for good. I wouldn't use it to just mindlessly cum on a wall. I would use it responsibly. But nooooo, I can't have a big dick!

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  • Mysteri9
  • 1 Points
  • 08:25:13, 9 January

That's just so bizarre, glad that this is what I got to see when I was woken up by my crying child and then unable to go back to sleep.

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  • sickly_snake
  • 1 Points
  • 08:26:08, 9 January

I feel like I'm a part of reddit history. This is why I subscribe to /r/WTF!

Also, I'm thankful for my iron stomach.

  • [-]
  • medale
  • 1 Points
  • 08:31:06, 9 January

You are an absolute legend.

  • [-]
  • JimiEZ
  • 1 Points
  • 08:37:06, 9 January

Dear diary,

This morning I opened up reddit and then closed it immediately thereafter.

  • [-]
  • Cantpronounceit
  • 1 Points
  • 08:38:26, 9 January

Ohh_Yeah, you are reddit's very own Sherlock Holmes. Damn impressive!

  • [-]
  • WizardWill
  • 1 Points
  • 08:39:57, 9 January

You must be a private eye. Just like OP's BF, only he is a private one-eye bahaha... No?

  • [-]
  • VIBE_COP
  • 1 Points
  • 08:41:05, 9 January

DARK

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  • Ehnker
  • 1 Points
  • 08:42:23, 9 January

We need to write a book.

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  • MrGrieves-
  • 1 Points
  • 08:44:29, 9 January

Hey! I have the same speakers as that dude.

They're pretty good for a 2.1 system. Have sounded great for over 5 years and I got them on sale at futureshop/bestbuy.

10/10 would buy again.

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  • clonn
  • 1 Points
  • 08:47:36, 9 January

Why you know all this?

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  • jon_titor
  • 1 Points
  • 08:47:36, 9 January

Huh. And yet I still don't have a girlfriend. This world is a strange and wondrous place.

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  • Ineedanamedamnit
  • 1 Points
  • 08:48:18, 9 January

They have a beautiful bong though.

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  • KARMA_HARVESTER
  • 1 Points
  • 08:51:43, 9 January

I'm just sitting here eating my breakfast and the only thing I can really think of is: http://i.imgur.com/NqiEk.gif

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  • hj1210
  • 1 Points
  • 08:57:40, 9 January

History right here in all it's glory folks

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  • Misterj4y
  • 1 Points
  • 08:59:09, 9 January

Holy shit, all the white knighting going on in this thread is more cringe worthy than the post itself. "Oh no he masturbates! You should definitely dump him, because he obviously doesnt love you!" And she is just rolling with it all. God I hate people.

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  • Sir_paddles
  • 1 Points
  • 08:59:40, 9 January

Ohh yeah, that's pretty fucked.

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  • TigOlBitties95
  • 1 Points
  • 09:02:16, 9 January

Yep.

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  • Doomcube_
  • 1 Points
  • 09:07:18, 9 January

You're like a private detective.

  • [-]
  • NoTimeForPoopin
  • 1 Points
  • 09:07:30, 9 January

I'm just here to pay tribute.

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  • cry666
  • 1 Points
  • 09:08:04, 9 January

Good work detective, we'll take it from here.

  • [-]
  • Yoma819
  • 1 Points
  • 09:09:11, 9 January

Sherlock, why are you on Reddit?

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  • EternalNinja0
  • 1 Points
  • 09:10:27, 9 January

NSA? Is that you?

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  • impreprex
  • 1 Points
  • 09:18:45, 9 January

You should win a Pulitzer for that.

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  • Drudicta
  • 1 Points
  • 09:19:59, 9 January

Yup.... when I turned 19 and got a nice job and began moving my stuff out I started unhooking my keyboard and mouse and just wen "I gotta clean that". Water and scrubbing for HOURS.

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  • TheReaIOG
  • 1 Points
  • 09:21:47, 9 January

I opened my laptop because I wanted to play Minecraft, but decided to use Pandora to stream some music. Open Chrome, pick up where I left off, Reddit front page is open. Then this. I went on a fucking journey. Also, I'd fuck her. She's hot. My boner is not confused.

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  • Magic_Leg
  • 1 Points
  • 09:23:35, 9 January

Hahaha you missed this awesome quote

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/11h784/someonewasgivingawayfreekittensoutside_of/c6mzj92

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  • rabidjoe
  • 1 Points
  • 09:33:48, 9 January

You got alot of time on your hands I'm just sat here eating my porridge

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  • nametheoccupation
  • 1 Points
  • 09:36:13, 9 January

oh my

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  • LampreyJaws
  • 1 Points
  • 09:43:49, 9 January

My word. These two are kinkier than I thought.

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  • geekygirl23
  • 1 Points
  • 09:44:07, 9 January

After all that I was sad. Then I read this comment from a freaking year ago.

>Sherlock Holmes poster? You could do better.

And now I can't stop laughing. Especially since she told him that he should see her other walls, also a year ago!

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/11h784/someonewasgivingawayfreekittensoutside_of/c6mzj92

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  • smoike
  • 1 Points
  • 09:45:57, 9 January

I shall dub thee reddit-historian.

  • [-]
  • RetroCorn
  • 1 Points
  • 09:53:11, 9 January

Wow. I have no words. Except for those.

  • [-]
  • Sekzybeast
  • 1 Points
  • 09:59:19, 9 January

Posting in epic thread

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  • DiscoYou
  • 1 Points
  • 10:21:58, 9 January

How is this not the top comment? Reddit, you're letting yourself down.

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  • duff83
  • 1 Points
  • 10:22:09, 9 January

wow, you single handedly won /r/WTF I'm truly truly impressed w the time and skill it took to compile this... retroactively, I'm also not shocked that they are both obese losers... your reply is by far the best I've ever seen on /r/wtf ever. impressed to say the least.

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  • xcizzy
  • 1 Points
  • 10:33:03, 9 January

What I imagine is going to happen to him soon

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  • monokel
  • 1 Points
  • 10:33:27, 9 January

you can squeeze out so much karma out of genitals...

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  • 3-easy-payments
  • 1 Points
  • 10:35:43, 9 January

Christ....I DO NOT wanna meet this guy at the forest.

  • [-]
  • xerolimitsx
  • 1 Points
  • 10:42:58, 9 January

B... Batman?

  • [-]
  • Calskie
  • 1 Points
  • 10:46:16, 9 January

OP's not so fluffy rabbits.

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  • Kheran
  • 1 Points
  • 11:46:46, 9 January

I've seen some nasty shit in my years of Reddit, but for some reason this discovery has me really WTFing out loud. It's a mixture of 'wut', cringe and disgust.

Nice tits though.

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  • Autorotator
  • 1 Points
  • 11:51:54, 9 January

In defense of the white knight legions, she is way the fuck out of his league. Always date across, never up or down. Always takes a bad turn.

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  • EyeH8L33tT3xt
  • 1 Points
  • 11:52:05, 9 January

OP's boyfriend looks like Bobcat Goldthwait.

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  • spadd
  • 1 Points
  • 11:52:54, 9 January

"Fucked up" is really only the point of view you and other like minded people share.

In reality, there's nothing wrong that they're doing, aside from being what you'd consider gross, and it's a fair assessment.

But it's not affecting anyone other than because it conflicts with what they see as normal, which I believe isn't a fair way to judge a situation.

If they're enjoying themselves, and it looks like they have a healthy relationship sexually, so I say, power to them.

  • [-]
  • bbristowe
  • 1 Points
  • 11:53:53, 9 January

Just put this right in a vault for 100 years.

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  • 2_minutes_in_the_box
  • 1 Points
  • 12:02:50, 9 January

TL;DR OP's boyfriend browses reddit instead of banging OP and is nasty and needs to go to store for some tissues.

Wouldn't wall cum smell after a while?

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  • dorned
  • 1 Points
  • 12:11:25, 9 January

Don't forget the part where someone has a tattoo that matches OP's name.

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  • -Tom-
  • 1 Points
  • 12:32:20, 9 January

Holy shit, OP is mega cute. There must be some mega draw to this stoner brony guy, and it better not be free weed.

  • [-]
  • bootybandit69
  • 1 Points
  • 12:36:23, 9 January

they're practically living a reddit reality show. i wonder if the bf has a clue he is an internet sensation

  • [-]
  • navysealsroc
  • 1 Points
  • 12:37:07, 9 January

That's some damn fine work Johnson, damn fine work

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  • this_gonna_offend_u
  • 1 Points
  • 12:38:12, 9 January

I just imagine being this girl and the boyfriend and flipping my shit completely about how such intimate details are being clicked by millions of people. Mother of god.

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  • UndeadBread
  • 1 Points
  • 12:52:34, 9 January

I'm so happy I could be here for this experience. Hello to everyone in future /r/AskReddit threads!