I was enjoying Skyward Sword until... (imgur.com)

6988 ups - 5180 downs = 1808 votes

396 comments submitted at 16:34:45 on Jan 12, 2013 by sageofrage6789

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  • Sharrakor
  • 479 Points
  • 20:48:47, 12 January

It's a mini black hole with the approximate capacity of ten Rupees.

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  • Ragnalypse
  • -168 Points
  • 21:38:24, 12 January

Black holes aren't holes. They don't get full.

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  • Sharrakor
  • 166 Points
  • 21:42:37, 12 January

A micro black hole with a lifetime so short that it only consumes the mass of ten Rupees before disappearing. Better?

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  • Ragnalypse
  • -96 Points
  • 22:06:14, 12 January

If it's gaining matter, then it's not going to kill itself on Hawking Radiation. It either consumes no rupees or all of your rupees (and you, and the planet.)

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  • Dubookie
  • 103 Points
  • 23:19:35, 12 January

But it's agreed we're cool with Link living on a floating island in the sky, right?

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  • comineeyeaha
  • 23 Points
  • 23:53:02, 12 January

http://i.imgur.com/fezkq.gif

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  • gangler52
  • 3 Points
  • 04:10:11, 13 January

Everybody knows that's impossible without the master emerald.

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  • asherrd
  • 19 Points
  • 22:19:23, 12 January

Fry radiation!

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  • ReignDance
  • 15 Points
  • 22:46:34, 12 January

A black hole that size isn't going to consume the entire planet. The entire planet would have to be within the black hole's event horizon to get sucked up, and its event horizon is going to be too small.

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  • molybdenum42
  • 8 Points
  • 23:16:53, 12 January

The event horizon would expand as the black hole gains mass. A black hole about the size of a football has roughly the mass of Earth. A ten-rupee-black hole, though, would probably decay before it could consume anything significant.

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  • FauxShizzle
  • 19 Points
  • 23:39:52, 12 January

As insignificant as, say, ten Rupees?

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  • Wizzad
  • 5 Points
  • 23:48:32, 12 January

Well played.

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  • Averant
  • 7 Points
  • 23:47:31, 12 January

Czechmate.

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  • saremei
  • 4 Points
  • 01:02:44, 13 January

It is a rupee shaped blob of antimatter that has a shock sensitive force field surrounding it. When dropped into link's rupee bag, it impacts rupees which disable the force field. The antimatter annihilates exactly 10 rupees worth of matter. Link's rupee pouch is far stronger than anyone knows, since it contains the annihilation explosion without any harm to link. Rupees are naturally indestructible by explosive means, thus they are unharmed.

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  • Ragnalypse
  • 1 Points
  • 01:40:32, 13 January

Your explanation is logically consistent. Kudos.

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  • My_Awkward_Account
  • 0 Points
  • 00:08:19, 13 January

Your Aspergers is showing.

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  • Ragnalypse
  • 0 Points
  • 01:42:12, 13 January

It's either Asperger's Syndrome or Asperger syndrome. Calm yo tits.

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  • Brando2600
  • 2 Points
  • 02:41:03, 13 January

You seem to say "matter". How are you so sure that this "matter" exists? The evidence for it, as I expect you to say, seems to come from experience and experiments. You would seem to know this by your sensory input; observing information from them through your senses. But how then can you say that your sensory input is not a delusion? Quite contradictory, so I think.

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  • Ragnalypse
  • -1 Points
  • 02:45:07, 13 January

How can you know it's contradictory? Maybe it only seems contradictory to you because your sensory input is a delusion, but it's actually logically consistent?

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  • tothemun
  • -2 Points
  • 00:56:34, 13 January

Dude you're so smart! jk

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  • Cromiell
  • 43 Points
  • 23:01:22, 12 January

OH WATCH OUT GUIZ THIS DUDE KNOWS SCIENCE

WHOAAAAAAA OUR INTERNET JOKES ARE NO MATCH

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  • Ragnalypse
  • -77 Points
  • 23:03:00, 12 January

You, on the other hand, seem like the kind of guy who gets his holes filled frequently.

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  • Gorgovitch
  • 16 Points
  • 23:18:31, 12 January

I'd stick to the science if I were you, mate.

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  • Pornbeard
  • 9 Points
  • 23:59:08, 12 January

It wasn't a bad comeback

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  • dwmfives
  • 6 Points
  • 00:27:57, 13 January

Yes it was.

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  • Kankamusa
  • 2 Points
  • 00:35:48, 13 January

No it wasn't

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  • CptSoap
  • -1 Points
  • 01:26:51, 13 January

Yeah it was.

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  • LonleyViolist
  • -2 Points
  • 03:20:57, 13 January

No, it wasn't.

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  • HiggsBussum
  • -7 Points
  • 23:30:19, 12 January

Here, have another downvote.

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  • MagnumSwaggins
  • 1 Points
  • 01:09:04, 13 January

i downboated someone better tell them :---DD

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  • clownprincejutsu
  • -2 Points
  • 02:53:04, 13 January

hahahhauhahhahahhahhhaahahahahahahhawjddjxddjc

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  • fuck_prostitutes
  • -12 Points
  • 00:16:12, 13 January

Your getting alot of downvotes, but I think your fucking hillarious.

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  • Fuck_Mothering_PETA
  • 4 Points
  • 00:24:19, 13 January

*You're

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  • aryst0krat
  • 1 Points
  • 00:43:35, 13 January

hilarious*, a lot*

Doesn't seem like he cares.

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  • fuck_prostitutes
  • -2 Points
  • 00:31:49, 13 January

Your right, my bad.

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  • Fuck_Mothering_PETA
  • 0 Points
  • 02:13:57, 13 January

Not even fixing it this time.

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  • weaver2109
  • 1 Points
  • 03:18:35, 13 January

Think Yellow Submarine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFum0P5pP0

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  • BootblackBilly
  • 3 Points
  • 00:34:08, 13 January

Just like your reply will never get full of down votes. Thanks for demonstrating!

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  • randumnumber
  • -2 Points
  • 02:23:00, 13 January

I don't know why you got down voted so hard... looks like there are 245 people who haven't taken a physics class here today.

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  • LonleyViolist
  • 4 Points
  • 03:22:04, 13 January

It was a joke.

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  • randumnumber
  • -3 Points
  • 03:59:49, 13 January

lol punches you in face it's a JOKE!!! (i know they are imaginary internet points but my self esteem relies heavily on them)

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  • Darkblitz9
  • 0 Points
  • 01:04:51, 13 January

Reddit: The only place where stating facts is looked down upon.

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  • Mitosis
  • 1 Points
  • 04:16:33, 13 January

Stating facts != being completely humorless

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  • Darkblitz9
  • 0 Points
  • 07:02:23, 13 January

Yep, exactly my point.

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  • ch1leang0d
  • -4 Points
  • 22:25:36, 12 January

White hole*

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  • Beast66
  • -6 Points
  • 00:34:24, 13 January

I don't understand how you got downvoted that badly. Apparently reddit is on its period

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  • [deleted]
  • -6 Points
  • 00:41:13, 13 January

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  • LonleyViolist
  • 1 Points
  • 03:22:29, 13 January

Seems you double-posted.

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  • Action_Bastard69
  • -13 Points
  • 23:51:59, 12 January

Shut up, faggot.

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  • I_AlsoDislikeThat
  • 3 Points
  • 00:47:49, 13 January

Woah. Calm down, killer.

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  • Superfly1021
  • -12 Points
  • 23:57:19, 12 January

Lookout, we got a smart ass over here!

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  • mightyneonfraa
  • -6 Points
  • 00:40:28, 13 January

Wow. Reddit hates this comment.

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  • LonleyViolist
  • 0 Points
  • 03:22:52, 13 January

Seems you double-posted.